Yup, it's been another year already, so it seems to be my birthday once again. I'd like to thank the academy, and to say to all you young people out there, that my example should demonstrate that with enough perseverance, you too can be old some day, just stick with it.

Carefully Aged Links:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Scenic. Thanks Jay is Games.
Links:	New Video Game Designed To Have No Influence On Kids' Behavior. Five Centuries of Board Games.
Stories:	Dog drives van into NY coffee house. Thanks Devicer. "At these prices, I'm not surprised." Parrot given Prozac after owner dies. Thanks Anonymous Coward.
Science:	Out Of Pure Light, Physicists Create Particles Of Matter. Misdated. Thanks Anonymous Coward. Scientists Say Copernicus' Remains Found. Thanks Neutronbeam. Scientists discover long-lost Furby-look-alike.
Auction:	Women In Games International Celebrity Ebay Auction.
Media:	FarCry 2 - Explosive Dominos Setup. Duck Hunt Hack - Shooting The Dog. Nike: "The Next Level". Thanks Kevin.
The Funnies:	Three Panel Soul. Thanks rist3903.