Happy Cyber Monday, presuming this is actually as much of a thing as they make it out to be. I guess the good news is that nobody is going to get trampled during a "door-buster" today, though after some of the Black Friday footage I saw, I'm not sure I'd bet against that.

Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Pinata Hunter 2.
Stories:	Cyber Monday Sales Poised to Hit $1.5B. Man Arrested After Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real. *Spoiler warning*.
Science:	Universe, human brain and Internet have similar structures. Thanks Slashdot.
Media:	DayZ "The Helicopter" Day04. NSFW. Speech 101 Prank FINAL. Thanks reddit. Unusual powerlifter: Using the power of Bounce.