The opening ceremony for the Olympics is tonight. I'm sure I've ranted before about how silly I find this periodic obsession with sports no one follows played by athletes no one knows, so I'll just let it go. Well, you know, not counting the rant I just came out with, which the judges scored a 9.4.

R.I.P.: Andre Hedrick (Register). Thanks Ant.

Links:	Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play:	Shiftarium. Turbo Golf.
Links:	3 Reasons to Hate Casual Video Games.
Stories:	Five guys take same photo for 30 years. Thanks nin. Baumgartner makes test skydive ahead of record attempt. Thanks brother19. Is Indiana Jones dead at last? Jumped (in) the fridge. Thanks nin.
Images:	Humiliating giant head squirrel feeder.
Media:	2001- A Space Odyssey (2012 Trailer Recut). Scientific Roadkill Experiment. It needed to be done. Metroid Lore in a Minute.