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[September 27, 2008, 1:38 pm ET] - Share - Viewing Comments

Thanks Mike Martinez.

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9. Re: No subject Sep 28, 2008, 23:38 Wowbagger_TIP

 
    Apple holds a controlling share in Turtle Wax
Maker of Turdle Wax!
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8. Re: No subject Sep 28, 2008, 08:02 The Half Elf

 

 And if you really want to get creative, do what George Carlin suggested, feed your dog xmas tree tinsel.
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7. No subject Sep 27, 2008, 23:50 Dr. D. Schreber

 
    Steve Ballmer Thinks PCs Can Run 5x Faster Without Crapware.
Taking this seriously for a second instead of as another opprotunity to make uncreative anti-M$ statements (LOLOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE WITH THE MONEY SYMBOL.)

.....duh, no kidding, Sherlock. Has anyone who either builds their own computer or runs a crapware remover first thing after buying a new brand-name PC not noticed this years ago?
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6. Re: No subject Sep 27, 2008, 21:14 Pumas

 

 Apple holds a controlling share in Turtle Wax
How will I know limits from lies if I never try?
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5. Re: No subject Sep 27, 2008, 20:54 verybad

 
    but you can't polish a turd.
    Actually, you can!
That's what Apple does.
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4. Re: No subject Sep 27, 2008, 20:29 Enahs

 
    but you can't polish a turd.
Actually, you can!
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
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3. Re: No subject Sep 27, 2008, 18:56 SirKnight

 

 PCs would run 5x faster without Windows period. XP may be better in a lot of ways to Vista, but you can't polish a turd.

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2. Re: No subject Sep 27, 2008, 17:09 Dittohead

 

 Was JUST going to post this. As I'm sure, a few other were. Guess you were faster, huh? Ballmer's line has "wiseass comment" written all over it, unfortunately.

This message was edited at Sep 27, 17:10.
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FAGOK...WHEN "GAGOK" JUST DOESN'T CUT IT.
FAER TEH BADGAR! FAER TEH FAGOK!
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1. No subject Sep 27, 2008, 15:34 the_culture

 
    Steve Ballmer Thinks PCs Can Run 5x Faster Without Crapware
And by crapware, he means Vista.
Currently playing: Dead Space (PS3), BioShock (PS3), Left 4 Dead (PC)
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