I'm doing my Tim Allen impression today, as the faucet on out kitchen sink need replacing, and we may just replace the sink itself while we're at it. But even if we go that extra step, I'll feel like I am not doing the whole job by not renovating the entire kitchen, based on the old cliché about everything but the kitchen sink.

Kitchen Link:	Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play:	Memento Mori Flash Game.
Links:	Political Jack-O-Lantern Patterns. Thanks Devicer. Double-Booked Tropicana Field Holds First Haunted House World Series. Thanks brother19.
Stories:	They're Smurf a fortune. Woman killed by pet 13-foot python. Sniffer dogs in teenage bedrooms.
Science:	The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure. Thanks Neatorama. 'New prostate' grown inside mouse. Jacking into the Brain--Is the Brain the Ultimate Computer Interface? Thanks j.c.f.
Media:	Player Gets Sucker Punched. The 12th player *used* to be the crowd. The 40 Greatest Uses Of The Super Mario Theme. Gorgar and Firepower - pinball awesomeness.
Follow-ups:	Geoengineering- How to Cool Earth--At a Price. Thanks j.c.f. Space tourist returns from $30M orbital trip. NASA Set to Reboot Hubble, Again.