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2. Re: Cool Laptop, its mine now Aug 2, 2008, 06:39 Lactose The Intolerant
 
I wouldn't call this new, customs can seize anything they want.

 
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1. Cool Laptop, its mine now Aug 2, 2008, 03:29 Pigeon
 
Further more federal agents may detain, test and consume your lunch without any suspicions you're going to use it for wrong doing. Secretary of Homeland security Michael Cherrtoff said, "We have reason to believe terrorists might theorize they could possibly maybe hide a WMD inside a subway sandwich." Mr. Cherrtoff then went on to state, "I prefer spicy Italian, heavy on the onions." Further details suggest agents may also confiscate lunch related desert snacks, such as pudding cups. Refusal to comply will result in the use of force, notably wedgies, Indian sunburns, or the dreaded purple nurple.

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