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Oct 6, 2007, 14:54 |
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Most people don't consider urine clean
Other than those who drink it, I guess....
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. |
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Oct 5, 2007, 23:36 |
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Oct 5, 2007, 22:34 |
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or the goatse site too 
As for Serenity 2, after killing off Wash? (the pilot guy) I honestly don't care to see it.
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Oct 5, 2007, 22:29 |
Enahs |
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Re: No subject |
Oct 5, 2007, 22:22 |
PHJF |
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I don't piss in the shower.
The shower is a "clean" place for you to get "clean".
Most people don't consider urine clean, no more than feces.
And people don't shit in the shower. |
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Oct 5, 2007, 20:40 |
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Can't believe I'm gonna say this... Only reason girls don't pee in the shower is cus it would get all over their legs.
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Oct 5, 2007, 18:31 |
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Yeah, and some of them are too gross for most guys, like peeing in the shower. How many guys actually do that?
Conversely, I'm so glad my wife isn't a typical "Western" woman (probably because she's Asian). For example, she does the Guy's #9 just as much as I do.
WTF?
You got a problem with peeing in the shower but you like for your wife to fart and stink up the place and laugh?
You got some weirdness in you.
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Oct 5, 2007, 17:41 |
Warhawk |
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What's wrong with peeing in the shower?
Works for me. All goes to the same place. Of course, I try to hit the drain while doing it - I don't go peeing on the walls or anything.
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. |
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Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley
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Oct 5, 2007, 17:37 |
nin |
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Today's topic: To pee or not to pee...
Aaaaaaannd GO!
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Bioshock: "You're soon beset by deranged flappers and dandies, like Jay Gatsby's party guests gone feral." |
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RollinThundr Apr 17, 2013, 12:25: Eh really tossing stuff like that in there only to get your panties all bunched up. If you really want to call that trolling sure.
Mr. Tact Apr 17, 2013, 12:33: Pretty sure that's the definition of trolling... |
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Oct 5, 2007, 17:17 |
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What's wrong with peeing in the shower? It doesn't recycle that through the shower head you know. To me it seems more sanitary. When you pee in a toilet standing up it splashes out of the bowl, but when you pee while showering the whole area is generally getting hosed off with clean and soapy water.
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Oct 5, 2007, 16:47 |
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Yeah right, that is way too many steps. Yeah, and some of them are too gross for most guys, like peeing in the shower. How many guys actually do that?
Conversely, I'm so glad my wife isn't a typical "Western" woman (probably because she's Asian). For example, she does the Guy's #9 just as much as I do.
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Oct 5, 2007, 16:01 |
PHJF |
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| Yeah right, that is way too many steps. |
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Oct 5, 2007, 15:24 |
Cutter |
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
5. Get in the shower.
6. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
7. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
8. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
9. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.
10. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
11. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
12. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
15. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
16. Get out of shower.
17. Dry with a towel the size of a small country.
18. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
19. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
20. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
3. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound.
4. Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
5. Get in the shower.
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
9. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
10. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.
12. Wash your hair.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
18. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
19. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
20. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
21. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the “woo-woo” sound again.
22. Throw wet towel on bed.
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SERENITY 2 a possibility! |
Oct 5, 2007, 15:04 |
Krovven |
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Re: CSNation Valve article |
Oct 5, 2007, 14:08 |
Warhawk |
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Lots of good info...
And this bit makes me feel better about getting the quad-core for my new machine:
Multicore Support - Team Fortress 2 only makes use of multiple CPU cores for its particle system. However, both Episode 2 and Portal make use of the Source engine’s new scalable multicore system.
Their multicore solution will scale dynamically with however many cores you have on your system. The more cores you have, the more Source engine subsystems will be offloaded to these cores. What are these “subsystems” I speak of, you may be wondering. Areas such as the particle simulation, the materials system, and artificial intelligence are just a few of these subsystems that can be offloaded onto other cores for increased performance across the board.
This, along with UT3...
PCGH: It is well known that your engine supports multi core CPUs. What is the maximum number of threads the engine can calculate? What is the performance gain when you play UT 3 with a quad core CPU? Will the engine even support future CPU with more than four cores?
Tim Sweeney: Unreal Engine 3's threading support is quite scalable. We run a primary thread for gameplay, and a secondary thread for rendering. On machines with more than two cores, we run additional threads to accelerate various computing tasks, including physics and data decompression. There are clear performance benefits to quad-core, and though we haven't looked beyond that yet, I expect further gains beyond quad-core in future games within the lifetime of Unreal Engine 3.
http://www.pcgameshardware.de/?article_id=602522
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. |
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Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley
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CSNation Valve article |
Oct 5, 2007, 13:46 |
Krovven |
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http://www.csnation.net/articles.php/article_234/
I submitted it to blue for news, but I'm sure he won't get to it until later today, so here it is for those that read OOTB.
Lots of good info... Article covers everything from HL2 & CS Source maps updated to HDR, CS Source and CS2 development, Dx10 vs Dx9, Episode 3, new TF2 game types, TF2 maps in development, new plush toys and screenshots from around the valve offices.
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Re: Skunks... |
Oct 5, 2007, 13:38 |
Warhawk |
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When I was a kid we had a stack of wood (a few pallets and lumber - nothing too major) near our burning barrels accidentally catch on fire (my fault - ooops). Some neighbors up the road called out the fire department (they thought maybe a house was on fire). They extinguished the fire and pulled the stack apart to verify it was out. One fireman pulled out (by the tail) what he thought was a dead cat from near the bottom - ends up it was a still very much alive (but singed) skunk - and it nailed him GOOD. He was wearing his full fire suit so it didn't actually get *him*, but that suit sure stank.
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. |
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Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley
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Re: Skunks... |
Oct 5, 2007, 13:25 |
theSAWzall |
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I know a guy who demolished his house and rebuilt on the same property partially due to Skunks living in his crawlspace.
For some reason we have a lot of them here in Bucks county, PA. I see more skunk roadkill than squirrel roadkill around here!
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Skunks... |
Oct 5, 2007, 12:58 |
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I've lived in a few houses with wood floors and crawlspaces underneath. One house in particular had some openings that allowed skunks to get under the house. Sometimes they would spray some other animal intruder. You can imagine what it was like to have that smell coming up through the floorboards! I fled the house on more than one occasion (and ultimately shored up the foundation vents).
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Re: No subject |
Oct 5, 2007, 12:46 |
Enahs |
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LINGUISTICS: Juan Manuel Toro, Josep Trobalon and Nuria Sebastian-Galles for demonstrating that rats can't tell the difference between a person speaking Japanese backward and a person speaking Dutch backward.
ugh, probably works in the same lab as Enahs.
If you say that about some of the people I work with and not monkeys, and that it is other people that can not tell which one they are speaking, the hell yes.
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