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Half-Life 2 Episode Two Dated

Shacknews says they've confirmed with Valve that October 9, 2007 is the planned release date for Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Team Fortress 2, and Portal. All three games are to be available at Steam and in stores bundled with Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 2: Episode One in what's called the "Orange Box" (though with the cancellation of the Black Box (story), this one is now just "The Box").

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155. ... Jun 21, 2007, 20:51 theyarecomingforyou
 
Is Riley still at it? I honestly reckon that cancer of the face would be more pleasant that meeting J.D.Riley in person.

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154. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 12:01 JD
 
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
Whats that? Did "J ass sandwich D" post again?

edit: AH-hahahahahahah!
Hey lookie, everyone! I have my eyes closed so I can't see all the mean things JD is saying about me. And if I can't see them, no one else can see them and laugh at me because of them. Me r so smart!

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153. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 11:21 nin
 
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post

Whats that? Did "J ass sandwich D" post again?

edit: AH-hahahahahahah!


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152. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 11:12 JD
 
Guess JD's new name is "ass sandwich" huh?
Guess again, nincumpoop. I'm not going to get or be anyone's "ass sandwich." Getting an "ass sandwich" is ASSa's fantasy, and I'm sure you'll give him one after you finish swallowing that dirty diaper.


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151. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 09:21 nin
 

Damn Masa, did you get JD riled up last night?

Guess JD's new name is "ass sandwich" huh?






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150. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 01:38 Masa
 
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post

What's that diaper man? Huh? Hahaha you are so my bitch.

 
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149. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 01:34 JD
 
Ahhahahaha, I love FireFox and user scripts.
Well you better hope everyone who reads this thread has that filter because otherwise they are going to be laughing their asses off AT you.

Oh wait, you'd love that because that would turn you on.

I'd put this thread behind me, but you'd just come try and eat it.

hahahahahahahahahaha

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148. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 01:25 Masa
 
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post
>>> This inane blathering from JD has been hidden. Donít feed the trolls! <<< Show Post


Ahhahahaha, I love FireFox and user scripts.

 
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147. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 01:13 JD
 
Dude, I'm just going to stop responding to you, JD
I'd say "you quit while you're behind," but that would just turn you on, you ass eater.

I felt like I've had my fun
You must be a masochist then to have enjoyed all the great insults I clobbered you with (I'm still laughing at you over you and the male prostitute and the Hispanic garbageman.). I'd say "I really kicked your ass," but you would take it literally and get turned on even more.

hahahahahahahahaha

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146. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 01:04 Masa
 
Dude, I'm just going to stop responding to you, JD. I felt like I've had my fun, now I'm just bullying you around; you're taking my comments way too seriously

BTW, since you asswitches, try some motherfuckin' asscrackers while you're chowing down

 
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145. Re: No subject Jun 21, 2007, 00:29 JD
 
I just asked you if you made the man an ass sandwich, not how you actually did it.
Are you really that stupid or do you just not want to take "no" for an answer? I did not make nincumpoop an "ass sandwich," and I sure as hell will not make you one no matter how much you keep begging.

Heh, I know! And you keep talking about it seriously, too!
Forest, that is because you are so stupid not only did you not understand the metaphor, you didn't even understand the literal meaning of my reply to nincumpoop in post #134.

I'm stuck in a hotel in Oklahoma City
Yes, and the next thing you'll be wanting to tell me is about the male prostitute in your room whose ass you are going to eat. Well, just shut the fuck up now! I don't want to hear about it.


Ooh, I know. Jennifer Lopez was the best so far.
Wow, not only are you an idiot, but you're delusional too. Jennifer Lopez would sooner shit on you than get anywhere near you (Of course you would love for her to shit on you). By the way, that wasn't Jennifer Lopez whose ass you ate. That was just the Hispanic garbageman with long hair who picks up her trash.

Smells like ass, tastes like ass, comes from the ass, that doesn't constitute it being an ass sandwich to you?
Unlike you I don't know what ass tastes like, but no, an "ass sandwich" sounds to me like it would contain actual ass in it not just some piss or waste biproducts.

What would you call it? Sloppy joes? Maybe a Big Mac with cheese?
Go find a porn chatline or website if you want to discuss your ass fetish. This is not the place, and I certainly am NOT your ass partner and am NEVER going to be.

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144. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 23:34 Masa
 

You did ask for such a description when you wrote "You made him an ass sandwich?".

OH HELL NOES I didn't ask for details. I just asked you if you made the man an ass sandwich, not how you actually did it.

Damn son, way too many details there.

My reply was no, I simply gave him a dirty diaper which he ate.

Heh, I know! And you keep talking about it seriously, too!

I'm stuck in a hotel in Oklahoma City, the conversations you get into while bored.


Yes I have heard the phrase, but unlike you I don't have experience with the actual taste of ass.

Ooh, I know. Jennifer Lopez was the best so far. I mean, you could literally dive at that woman's behind full speed and not miss it. Chomp chomp.

No, idiot, I mentioned that nincumpoop ate a soiled diaper I gave him.

So you already fed it to him, my bad. Do you produce your own diapies or steal them off some poor kid?

That is not an "ass sandwich."

You supposedly fed it to him. Smells like ass, tastes like ass, comes from the ass, that doesn't constitute it being an ass sandwich to you?

What would you call it? Sloppy joes? Maybe a Big Mac with cheese?


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143. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 23:03 JD
 
I didn't ask you for one
You did ask for such a description when you wrote "You made him an ass sandwich?". My reply was no, I simply gave him a dirty diaper which he ate.

Ever heard the phrase "tastes like ass"
Yes I have heard the phrase, but unlike you I don't have experience with the actual taste of ass nor do I want any.

Oh no, you've already detailed how you're going to feed an ass sandwich to nin
No, idiot, I mentioned that nincumpoop ate a soiled diaper I gave him. That is not an "ass sandwich." As I said before, if you want to eat ass or see someone eating ass, I can't and won't help you. Go ask Dacock or theyarecummingforyou.

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142. ... Jun 20, 2007, 23:02 theyarecomingforyou
 
But, since you seem to be into eating asses or want to learn how, go ask nincumpoop or some of the Valve asswipes around here like Dacock and theyarecummingforyou to show you how to eat ass. Since they are so full of shit, they must be damn good at it
This coming from the guy promoting Hitler and killing Jews in a discussion about HL2 Episode Two?! Honestly, you have a serious problem. You need to stop insulting people and let this Valve-bashing drop.

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141. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 22:10 Masa
 

If you weren't such an idiot, you wouldn't have needed a description, dipshit.

Hey, no need to justify yourself to me, I didn't ask you for one

I wouldn't call a dirty diaper an "ass sandwich" as it contains no ass.

Ever heard the phrase "tastes like ass"? Considering your apparent obsession with feces, I'm surprised.

But, since you seem to be into eating asses or want to learn how, go ask nincumpoop or some of the Valve asswipes around here like Dacock and theyarecummingforyou to show you how to eat ass.

Oh no, you've already detailed how you're going to feed an ass sandwich to nin, there's no reason to go to someone else for this forbidden knowledge

Are you related to venomhed, you're so easy to rile up.

 
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140. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 21:40 JD
 
I don't know, man, but I don't know what scares me more: the fact you just described that in detail
If you weren't such an idiot, you wouldn't have needed a description, dipshit. I didn't see nincumpoop or anyone else asking for one like you did.

you've got a thing for feeding people ass sandwiches.
I wouldn't call a dirty diaper an "ass sandwich" as it contains no ass. But, since you seem to be into eating asses or want to learn how, go ask nincumpoop or some of the Valve asswipes around here like Dacock and theyarecummingforyou to show you how to eat ass. Since they are so full of shit, they must be damn good at it, and you're a tool eager to study under them.

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139. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 21:13 Masa
 
Wow, I'd call you a retard, but that would be an insult to retards. Look, to visualize it imagine me giving him a soiled diaper and him stuffing it into his mouth and eating it. Got the picture now?

I don't know, man, but I don't know what scares me more: the fact you just described that in detail for me or that you've got a thing for feeding people ass sandwiches.

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This guy is so funny I'm having trouble spelling tonight. :O


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138. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 20:54 JD
 
You made him an ass sandwich?
Wow, I'd call you a retard, but that would be an insult to retards. Look, to visualize it imagine me giving him a soiled diaper and him stuffing it into his mouth and eating it. Got the picture now?

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137. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 20:38 Masa
 

He ate the soiled diaper not my ass.

You made him an ass sandwich?

(It's also a metaphor, genius.)

Yes, I picked up on that; though you really couldn't tell from the rest of your post history.

 
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136. Re: No subject Jun 20, 2007, 20:24 JD
 
Letting people eat your ass isn't smart.
He ate the soiled diaper not my ass.

(It's also a metaphor, genius.)

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