(...around ten minutes later...)
Well, I'll try to be objective. It's pretty bad. Not as bad as, say, Extreme Paintbrawl, but it is pretty bad.
Visually, it looks at least five, six years old. The water was especially horrible looking (hello, pixel shaders have been around for a while, Rebellion...)
The voice acting was atrocious, weapons sounded all right, music was a little too epic sounding for something as absurd as this game.
I don't see who this game can appeal to.
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"I have a grave announcement. Anyone with a weak heart had better leave now. Goodbye."
Steam + PSN: PHJF