I have to thank the considerable expertise of the forums here, as the collected wisdom there has once again saved me from my own ignorance. I was able to get the car going once again in all of three seconds by simply working the wheel back and forth while turning the key. Thanks to the several folks who directed me towards the proper solution to all this.

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