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Dungeon Lords Patch

A new Dungeon Lords patch is now available updating any prior English edition of Heuristic Parks' RPG to version 1.4. The download is available on 3D Gamers and Worthplaying.

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26. Re: Fact: Feb 9, 2006, 00:40 Parallax Abstraction
 
Dude, that's dark. What does he do when someone plays Big Rigs? I say vaporizes an entire civilization somewhere. For anyone who doesn't know the game I'm referring to, go check out GameSpot's review for another good laugh.

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25. Fact: Feb 9, 2006, 00:14 Icewind
 
Everytime someone plays Dungeon Lords, god kills a kitten.

 
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24. Re: Speechless Feb 8, 2006, 23:49 Prez
 
That was amazingly entertaining. I'd like to thank you guys for giving me a good laugh. While I'm at it, I'd like to thank Dreamcatcher for publishing such a deplorable piece of digital dung so we could focus our anger at it, and finally, I'd like to thank Al Gore for inventing the internet so crazy sumbitches like us could get together and make each other laugh.

 
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23. Speechless Feb 8, 2006, 23:42 Camaro76
 
*standing ovation*

Bravo!

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22. Re: Whatever Feb 8, 2006, 23:11 MyRealName
 
Wow, it's THAT bad? I didn't know, but I'll admit I've been curious. Time to go find some reviews.


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21. Re: Whatever Feb 8, 2006, 21:44 Parallax Abstraction
 
Best. Thread. Ever.

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20. Whatever Feb 8, 2006, 20:11 Creston
 
It was still funny as hell. Cheese. hehe.

Why do these guys still bother patching this piece of shit? I mean, just to make the game playable they'd need to rewrite the entire engine and redo all the graphics. That's quite a bit more than you can do in a patch.

Declare bankruptcy, change your name so nobody knows it's you fuckers, then do a new game. And TRY to at least make it something decent.

I'd be fucking embarrased to even leave the house if I worked on this...

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19. Is this the... Feb 8, 2006, 16:21 Koblizek
 
Didn't the "Is this the patch.." line originate from the *old* Voodoo Extreme site, or am I wrong in remembering that?

 
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18. Re: Hey Feb 8, 2006, 16:15 zincthallinide
 
Heheheh. Ahhhhhh. I know that everyone else will think this is a joke, but I believe you.

 
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17. Hey Feb 8, 2006, 16:04 Cheese
 
this is a terrific game i friggin loves it, man its the holy grail, whatdoya mean hordes of creatures attack you? lol there no creatures in this game just bunnie rabbits killer bunny rabbits. Ahhh this gets my GOTY vote for sure.

Way to Go JVC for destroying your good name.

 
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16. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 15:08 ToddMcF2002
 
Unfortunately 1.4 is NOT the patch that makes the game fun. I tried it. Immediately swarmed by spawned rats in Fargrove. Officially deleted from my HD. CYA

PS. Dreamcatcher sux

 
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15. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 15:01  dsmart 
 
OMFG!! I almost choked reading this thread. aldo, that was priceless.

 
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14. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 14:56 DedEye
 
lol, hilarious.

It's that bad eh? Glad I gave it a pass.

 
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13. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 13:48 beaves
 
COMPLETE?!?!

 
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12. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 13:33 cia
 
FUN?!?!

 
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11. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 13:03 wtf_man
 
GAME...

(If you can call it one)

 
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10. Re: No subject Feb 8, 2006, 12:58 Fantaz
 
CHEESE?!

 
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9. No subject Feb 8, 2006, 12:56 aldo_14
 
CHEESE......

No, wait.

Shit.

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8. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 12:44 Koblizek
 
THE...

 
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7. Re: All together now... Feb 8, 2006, 12:32 Fausticle
 
MAKES..

 
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