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Re: To Batman |
Aug 27, 2005, 17:36 |
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BALROG!
YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN!
Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press? |
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In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. / Few men have virtue enough to withstand the highest bidder.
Playing: RL |
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Re: Teh Funny |
Aug 27, 2005, 12:22 |
JAGUART |
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Wishing you all the best, Spume
So which is it you stupid fuck?
Your insincerity, grade school name slurring and allusions to homosexual interest isn't exactly showing me your belly. So your offering of friendship is suppressed and killed by you. Besides we're more like family.
you really must find a new object of affection
No.
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| "I like to play female characters in MMORPGs to trick men into homosexual chat." - space captain, June 18th, 2009. |
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To Batman |
Aug 27, 2005, 09:52 |
Pugio |
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The movie you are referring to is called "Ordinary Decent Criminal" with Kevin Spacey (not Bruce Willis):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160611/
Hope this helps you,
Balrog
"Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?"
www.cthulhu.org
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Re: Teh Funny |
Aug 27, 2005, 09:11 |
JAGUART |
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I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression but when I was paying attention to you earlier it wasn't a come-on. I do hope we can remain friends but you really must find a new object of affection.
Now I am sad. And here I thought Awesome Johnny Spume was a gay porn name.
My Love,
Your not so secret admirer
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| "I like to play female characters in MMORPGs to trick men into homosexual chat." - space captain, June 18th, 2009. |
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Re: Teh Funny |
Aug 27, 2005, 04:02 |
Awesome Spume |
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Jagusquirt, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression but when I was paying attention to you earlier it wasn't a come-on. I do hope we can remain friends but you really must find a new object of affection.
Wishing you all the best, Spume.
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Re: Teh Funny |
Aug 26, 2005, 19:33 |
JAGUART |
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Red Meat used to be funny. Honest.
So did you. Honest.
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| "I like to play female characters in MMORPGs to trick men into homosexual chat." - space captain, June 18th, 2009. |
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 19:06 |
Warhawk |
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Oh, and all you guys in Florida take care - maybe take advantage of the situation and pull out your carbon-nanotube kites and strings? 
*** Warhawk ***
I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
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Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley
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Re: Teh Funny |
Aug 26, 2005, 19:03 |
Gen. Hospital |
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"Or maybe people think we're just two gays carrying our flutes?"
Hehe. Yes, I remember.
When he buys the house in Norrland for his no-good brother. Too funny. Or when he drives around in america with his buddy. Classic
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GW: Vergil Gregorius, lvl 9 12 13 W/Ne
Britney Constantine, lvl 16 Ne/W
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Re: Teh Funny |
Aug 26, 2005, 18:50 |
Cynips |
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Oh, and swedish 'Rocky' by Martin Kellermann is good too. Do you remember the one where Rocky and his friend has got themselves cases for their pool queues? They carry the things thinking they look really cool, like Paul Newman and Tom Cruise in The Color of Money. After a short pause Rocky wonders: "Or maybe people think we're just two gays carrying our flutes?"
One of my absolute favorites.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there!
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 18:43 |
Cynips |
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ANALGESICS! Hahaha!
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there! |
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 18:33 |
Halsy |
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Does it not hurt to sit at a computer and type?
It only hurts moving around. It's uncomfortable regardless of if I'm sitting up or laying on the floor, so it doesn't make much of a difference. The analgesics (haha great word) have got me a little too spaced to play video games atm, so it's just tv and movies.
ANALGESICS!
"Well...here's to feelin' good all the time!"
- Kramer
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"And then, suddenly and without warning, it turned into a real-life case of hungry, hungry hippos."
- Stephen Colbert |
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Re: Teh Funny |
Aug 26, 2005, 18:06 |
Awesome Spume |
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Red Meat used to be funny. Honest.
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Teh Funny |
Aug 26, 2005, 17:33 |
Gen. Hospital |
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God... 'Read Meat' is worse than 'User Friendly' or whatever that other spectacularily crap comic strip is called. Not sure if Norwegian comic 'M' by Mads Eriksen is translated into english anywhere, but if not (and it very probably isn't), that's certainly something someone, somewhere, should be demanding. Oh, and swedish 'Rocky' by Martin Kellermann is good too.
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GW: Vergil Gregorius, lvl 9 12 13 W/Ne
Britney Constantine, lvl 16 Ne/W |
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 17:30 |
Cynips |
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Maybe it being Friday has something to do with it as well? :)
Friday! Yay!
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there! |
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 17:21 |
Warhawk |
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Is your brother also named Paul?
I'm not sure I got that one?
Yeah, same here. I assumed it was an inside joke.
I may take off early today - Our architect finally got an initial draft of a floorplan put together for my wife and I to look at (we are thinking of building a house). Want to spend some time looking at it and can't really concentrate on boring logs and site plans and bridge foundations right now....
Maybe it being Friday has something to do with it as well?
*** Warhawk ***
I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
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Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. - GLaDOS
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? - Ripley
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 16:56 |
Creston |
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Is your brother also named Paul?
I'm not sure I got that one?
(no, only child btw)
Creston
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 16:49 |
nin |
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By the way, has anyone seen Riley? He's not on his leash today....nin?
Who? Me?
<smirk>
I'm sure he's out boycotting a grocery store somewhere, since the barcode reader on the checkout is tracking everything he buys and printing it on a single sheet of paper ANYONE CAN SEE!!!! (ie the receipt)
edit: Or perhaps someone had a sale on tinfoil hats, and he's stocking up for the holidays.
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GW: Nilaar Madalla, lvl 20 R/Mo / Xylos Gath, lvl 10 W/Mo
Don't look at me that way. It was An Honest Mistake. http://www.thebravery.com/
This comment was edited on Aug 26, 16:52. |
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RollinThundr Apr 17, 2013, 12:25: Eh really tossing stuff like that in there only to get your panties all bunched up. If you really want to call that trolling sure.
Mr. Tact Apr 17, 2013, 12:33: Pretty sure that's the definition of trolling... |
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 16:48 |
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If you were not such a cheap bastard and bought real furniture that was made out of carbon nanotubes, it would have weighed a lot less and you would not have strained your back!
One really nice thing about carbon nanotube furniture is that if you somehow do throw out your back while being a pansy moving it, it will begin to heal the injury as soon as you sit down.
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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me. |
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 16:42 |
Xenos Overdrive |
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Well, if you'd had carbon nanotube muscles, you wouldn't have torn them, now would you?
Is your brother also named Paul? 
By the way, has anyone seen Riley? He's not on his leash today....nin?
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Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... |
Aug 26, 2005, 16:38 |
Creston |
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All we need now is Creston trying to get carbon nanotubes into all of this somehow.
Well, if you'd had carbon nanotube muscles, you wouldn't have torn them, now would you? 
Creston
Edit : Enahs' is better
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