We're battening down the hatches here at the BlueTower, as we have a visit from our little Smurfs this evening. As always we are looking forward to seeing our little buddies. It even looks like we'll get some cooperation from the weather after their last few visits were accompanied by one or the other of snow, rain, or insufferable heat, so we won't be so confined to indoor activities.

Smurfy Links:	Thanks Mike Martinez and Ant.
Stories:	Postal Worker Charged in Coffee Urine Case. Thanks Jim. Ghetto Fries Offend Some Appetites. Slash, Duff Sue Axl Over Guns N' Roses Publishing Royalties. Thanks ASLayerAODsk.
Science!	Chinese Try to Get Chimp to Quit Smoking. Scientists Say Earth's Center Rotates Faster Than Surface (registration required).
Images:	Human Zoo Exhibit. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
Auction:	Own your very own 128-bit Uniqueidentifier (GUID).
Follow-ups:	Trees don't suck up carbon dioxide as hoped. Driving Green, Explosion-Free. Cost cuts likely to dim space telescope’s vision.
Teh Funny:	Dilbert. Red Meat. Thanks ASLayerAODsk.