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We were out in the yard yesterday evening when Hudson the wonder dog started barking furiously at the back fence. I looked over best I could to see the cause of the commotion, but all I could see from my angle was a little white puff of hair bouncing around a few inches off the ground on the other side of the fence... quickly realizing the situation, I called her off, and miraculously managed to get her to heed (about the first time in four years I've been able to distract her from prey), and got the area clear of the three of us right around the time the agitated skunk on the other side of the fence fired a salvo. Whew. "And so, having disposed of the monster, exit our hero, stage left... none the worse for his harrowing experiences."

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27. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 18, 2004, 13:39 nin
 
See, I told you guys. I'm Halsy.



Quote #1 from Josh (before he edits it):

Anyway, to be quite honest I could give a crap if two homos want to get married. I don't go to church ever, and I while I believe in a God, I'm sure he has more important things to worry about. I just like playing devils advocate and pulling people into stupid internet flame wars. It's kind of fun. Oh, and you're stupid.


Quote #2 from Josh (again, before he edits it):

Anyway, I hate to disagree with you, but originally there were more than 10 commandments.


Quote #3 from Josh (A, BHEI):
I'm proud to be a registered, voting republican.


Quote #4 from Josh (A, BHEI):
I'm not Dan, I just think it is idiotic that you seem to ignore posts by certain factions, yet when Dan posts a simple response, he is suddenly "starting a flame war".



A Halsy (or dan) you are not...

There is the theory of the moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop time becomes a loop time becomes a loop http://www.loopz.co.uk/
 
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26. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 18, 2004, 09:08 Josh
 
See, I told you guys. I'm Halsy. Instead of replying to myself with a huge list of quotes I posted a website (a flash website at that. Ain't I the coolest!) that talks about how horrible America is. Oh, and because I don't have any other points to make I decided to just insult my own intelligence, cause that seems to work just as well. See, I told you that America is horrible. The flash website says so. Only, don't ask me to leave if I don't like it and move to Iran or Lybia or anything because those places are scary. Oh, and never ever ask me to actually have an intelligent debate with someone. That's why I post all of my political views on a video game website. If I posted anywhere else people actually might be informed, and they might not even have flash or shockwave installed! How could I send them to my ultrcool America sucks, lets watch it in flash website then?

 
Josh, Your Friendly Neighborhood Troll
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25. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 18, 2004, 04:32 Halsy
 
War never ended anything except communism, slavery, fascism, and nazism, eh? Well isn't that odd? I mean all those things still exist in the world today in one form or another under a different name or not.

Nazism? Alive and well.
Slavery? Literal and virtual, same thing.
Fascism? LOL! That's too easy.
Commmunism? Still plenty of those around, and I don't seem to recall the Soviet Union's collapse due to a war.

These clowns are typical of right wing, undereducated kooks. "Communism has only killed 100 million. Let's give it another chance." is the sign one of these clowns has. How come none of them are out there protesting imperialism? It's certainly killed considerably more people down through the centuries and continues to do so today.

Without even getting into any of the other imperialist powers over the last several centuries let's take a brief look at America's own history - excluding the native genocide, slavery, mistreatment of minorities, etc.

http://www.adbusters.org/jams/history/flash.html

Oh yeah, those Protest Warriors really have a leg to stand on. Heh, it's almost sad it's so easy to shut yahoo's like that down.

Thanks for coming out anyway, Josh. Gimme' a holler if you ever get a clue...about anything.

That nonsense aside, killer night. Wicked party! Ladies were fine, suds were flowing, food was divine. Good times!


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24. Re: Teacher's pet Jul 18, 2004, 01:19 tron
 
Didn't we all have that special teacher who had their own way of pushing us and making sure we did the right thing?

if only all women punished men in such a fashion... <homer simpson> Mmmmmm.... breast suckling...</homer simpson>
 
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23. Teacher's pet Jul 18, 2004, 00:19 WarPig
 
Didn't we all have that special teacher who had their own way of pushing us and making sure we did the right thing?

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22. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 20:54 Bunko
 
LOL. Their forums are pretty funny. I find it amusing that the only good quotes conservatives to support their viewpoints come from Edmund Burke and Winston Churchill.

Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT.
 
Who knows but that, on the lower frequencies, I speak for you?
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21. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 20:03 Josh
 
No, you're all wrong. I'm actually Halsy. I post stuff about conservatives and republicans, so I can then go off on some huge post filled with quotes from other people about why America is bad and I wish we gave it back to the Indians (feather, not dot) and how we should all live in homes made of broccoli because brick and wood are polluting the environment. Also, we should all ride bicycles to work or take rickshaws. Plus, as a side bonus we should sign the Louisiana Purchase over to Bin Laden because we owe him for invading Afghanistan.
Oh, and please check out http://www.protestwarrior.com
Thanks,
Dantastic...er I mean JoeCool...err...Josh...err Halsy

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20. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 19:29 Dantastic
 
no u r wrong JoeCool

(sorry everyone but the day is slow so i'm going to have a conversation with myself)

 
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19. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 19:27 JoeCool
 
Just seems whenever one of you posts the other isn't far behind and attacks the same person.

 
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18. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 19:25 Dantastic
 
I think Josh and Dantastic might actually be the same people.

no need to check via ip. we are the same person. i have 400 accounts registered and make up for 90% of the posting traffic we get on these message boards. blue gets over 4000 hits from me alone every day

i also have the JoeCool account, btw, so yes i am replying to a post i just made. i just wanted to let my secret out for everyone to know since i couldnt hold it in any longer

thats why i respond to halsy all the time. he is one of the only other people here that isn't me

 
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17. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 18:52 JoeCool
 
josh = troll

I think Josh and Dantastic might actually be the same people. I wish we could find out via an ip check or something.

 
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16. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 18:46 JoeCool
 
I remember reading about those goofballs. They are these crazies that try to crash peoples protest while posing like them with really psycho signs and then when they get called out they start screaming bloody murder. They are like Neo-nazis and homophobics http://www.woogieworld.org/archives/001744.php

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15. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 18:28 Tango
 
That Protest Warrior site is actually quite funny. It's like a site for complete retards. Stupidity isn't normally funny, but it's kinda like those Police Chase shows where you just laugh because the guy being chased so stupid to think he'll get away.
Edit: The forums are even funnier - everyone has rushlimbaugh.com as their sig.


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14. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 18:17 Bunko
 
Halsy, this is your chance! Show what fools those Protest Warriors are! I want rebuttals for each one of their signs!



Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT.
 
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13. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 18:14 Dantastic
 
josh = troll

yes he is. josh, u broke one of the quintessential rules of this board:

do not post anything that will start hallsy ranting like a lunatic

i hope ur birthday was fun halsy btw

 
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12. Re: Bathtub Cheese Jul 17, 2004, 18:01 sc4r4b
 
I prefer toilet cheese over bathtub cheese.

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11. Re: For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 17:53 nin
 
For Halsy's birthday
http://www.protestwarrior.com

josh = troll

There is the theory of the moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop time becomes a loop time becomes a loop http://www.loopz.co.uk/
 
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10. Bathtub Cheese Jul 17, 2004, 17:52 Mystical PotatoHead Groove Thang
 
MmmMmmm..... bathtub cheeeeeese *guRgle*

 
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9. For Halsy's birthday Jul 17, 2004, 17:06 Josh
 
http://www.protestwarrior.com

 
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8. Re: I Jul 17, 2004, 16:56 alnya
 
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.



 
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