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That was a pretty good April Fool's Day yesterday, a lot of good gags, and not too many stinkers. There was an interesting debate over the possibility that Google's Gmail announcement was a gag I fell for, but Google 'Gmail' No Joke, Lunar Jobs Are reasserts the factuality of the story.

Oddly, I had a series of short brownouts here in the BlueTower yesterday. I don't think this was someone at the power company playing an April Fools, and am coming to the conclusion that I need someone qualified to come in and make sure the house is wired properly.

Play Time: Chasm.
Stories of the Day: A Fine Year for April Foolery. Thanks Ant.
Students handcuffed at elementary school.
Nude women off the menu at one Nashville bar.
Science!: Lawn Mowing for Lazybones.
U.S. Won't Alert Parents, Doctors on Mercury in Flu Shots for Kids (registration required).
Electronic Snoops Tackle Copiers.

Follow-up:

California reconsiders nation's only biotech pet ban "lobbied by his wife."
Thanks Mike Martinez

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5. GG America Apr 2, 2004, 12:20 Moog Operator
 
Good to see that some cells in a woman's body that may eventually become a human being now have more rights than full grown prostitutes in America. So, if a prego hooker gets the shit beaten out of her by her pimp or a john, the fetus gets legal protection, BUT BE DAMNED WITH THAT (full-grown, self sufficient, human) LADY, SHE IS IMMORAL!

America: Land of the free

The companies will be very pleased.
 
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, GET OUT OF THAT BED AND GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, GET OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE: GET DOWN ON THE CEMENT, I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE NUDE, GET DOWN ON THE CEMENT, I DON'T CARE IF ITS FREEZING! WHERES THE DRUGS, WE KNOW YOU GOT THE DRU
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  1. Apr 2, 10:33 That was weird. Zathrus
  2. Apr 2, 11:31  Re: That was weird. Bronco
  4. Apr 2, 12:03   Re: That was weird. Zathrus
>> 5. Apr 2, 12:20    GG America Moog Operator
  6. Apr 2, 12:42     Re: GG America Bronco
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  11. Apr 2, 12:58       Re: GG America Moog Operator
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  3. Apr 2, 11:50  Re: That was weird. John
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  25. Apr 2, 17:37 change the subject ! Killer Kane
  29. Apr 2, 18:52 On a more serious note.. Koblizek
  31. Apr 2, 19:50  Re: On a more serious note.. Ray Marden
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