Happy April Fool's Day, the annual opportunity to make like a politician and deceive people for fun and profit. In keeping with a grand annual tradition, rather than attempting to experience the joys of prevarication at your expense by announcing that this site will henceforth be devoted to missing socks or that I'm a contestant in the next season of The Apprentice, I will attempt to collect the various geek gags that show up over the course of the day. Enjoy!

Links of the Day:	April Fool's Day—Origin and History. Hori Controller.
Stories of the Day:	911 Failure Delayed Treatment as Deadly Heart Attack Struck (registration required).
Science!:	Hitched to a Star, With a Go-To Gadget (registration required). Solar Plane Will Attempt to Go Around the Earth. How to rise and shine when you're nocturnal by nature. Thanks Ant.
Media of the Day:	The Matrix Reentered Trailer. Thanks 3D.
	Thanks Mike Martinez.