VU Games sends along a cryptic note about contract J.A.C.K., Monolith's upcoming
shooter that's a prequel to NOLF 2. After running this through the cryptography
computer at the BlueTower we have concluded that it indicates the game is gold
and due for release on November 11, and that a demo is due on November 6. See
what you think:
To: John Jack, Contract Killer
From: H.A.R.M. Headquarters
Date: October 31, 1968
Mission: GOLD STATUS for Danger Danger Mission
It seems that Il Pazzo, the leader of Danger Danger, has stepped up the plans to
take down the H.A.R.M. organization.
We must now move to GOLD STATUS to ensure we can begin our mission on Tuesday,
November 11th as planned.
To prepare you, we will have a NEW training mission available for you and the
H.A.R.M. assassins on Thursday, November 6th at 16:00 PST at the following
top-secret location:
http://nolf.sierra.com
Make sure all the assassins know about this training mission immediately!
This CONTRACT, JACK, will have to be and IS now moved to GOLD status.
Signed,
Dmitrij Volkov
H.A.R.M. Headquarters
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Oct 31, 2003, 19:41 |
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the entire humor of the NOLF games have been to make things as cliche as possible I was about to post the same thing. If you didnt like NoLF or NoLF2, then I wouldnt expect you to like JACK.
NoLF2 never ceased to make me laugh....the tricycle chase was priceless.
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Oct 31, 19:09 |
haha |
Kxmode |
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Oct 31, 19:27 |
Re: haha |
snide |
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4. |
Oct 31, 19:39 |
Re: haha |
Tony!!! |
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Oct 31, 19:41 |
Re: haha |
Krovven |
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6. |
Oct 31, 19:49 |
Re: haha |
Ant |
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2. |
Oct 31, 19:16 |
Demo yay! |
Ant |
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7. |
Oct 31, 20:16 |
Games biz can still be fun |
Devster |
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8. |
Oct 31, 20:23 |
Il Pazzo |
Wazootyman |
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Oct 31, 21:02 |
If only.... |
Hunterzyph |
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22. |
Nov 1, 14:45 |
Re: If only.... |
Muscular Beaver |
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23. |
Nov 1, 15:02 |
Re: If only.... |
tallone |
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24. |
Nov 1, 15:53 |
Re: If only.... |
Muscular Beaver |
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25. |
Nov 1, 20:47 |
Re: If only.... |
tallone |
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26. |
Nov 2, 00:08 |
Re: If only.... |
Muscular Beaver |
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10. |
Oct 31, 21:17 |
No subject |
Rainier |
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Oct 31, 23:51 |
ADS ADS ADS!!!! |
tunis5000 |
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Nov 1, 00:41 |
Re: ADS ADS ADS!!!! |
tallone |
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Nov 1, 00:45 |
Re: ADS ADS ADS!!!! |
tunis5000 |
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Nov 1, 01:53 |
Re: ADS ADS ADS!!!! |
Tim1_2 |
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Nov 1, 06:17 |
Re: ADS ADS ADS!!!! |
Panick |
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Nov 1, 10:02 |
Re: ADS ADS ADS!!!! |
PHJF |
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Nov 1, 02:13 |
Re: ADS ADS ADS!!!! |
Ant |
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Nov 1, 03:16 |
Re: No subject |
jimnms |
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17. |
Nov 1, 03:46 |
Re: No subject |
Ant |
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20. |
Nov 1, 12:34 |
Ads |
anon@216.23 |
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Nov 1, 13:30 |
Avantbrowser |
tacomodo |
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