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50. Re: Not all SUV's are bad Sep 17, 2003, 04:11 Armengar
 
"Mothers Insisting On Licensed Tools"

How about "people use common sense". Is it just me or are some parents just plain stupid? Kids will play with ANYTHING they can get their hands on. They will drink out of bottles and pick up/put stuff in their mouths.

After reading the "belt sander" incident where a child got into a workroom, onto a bench with power tools and started it up - there is only the parent to blame, not the power tool manufacturers.

Unfortunately stuff like this really happens, regardless of the windup site.


As for SUVs, there arent too many in the UK mainly because a gallon of petrol costs $5.28 (.75p/$1.16 a litre)


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49. Re: Not all SUV's are bad Sep 17, 2003, 02:51 ExcessDan
 
wearing shorts in the winter would mean that it'd be too hor for me to want to live anymore in the summer

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48. Re: Not all SUV's are bad Sep 17, 2003, 00:25 Camaro76
 
"I drive an SUV, mostly because it snows like hell here in the winter."

Around Buffalo, you can tell who all the tourists are since they're the people that *aren't* driving SUV's. If you ain't got one, you ain't goin' nowhere. If driving an SUV helps speed up global warming, that's A-OK with me if that means I can wear my shorts outside on Christmas!

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47. Re: Wow. Sep 16, 2003, 23:11 WarPig
 
I spent $100 on a lap dance. My first lap dance that I got for myself to celebrate my 22nd.

Hell, I would have done it for $75.

Happy Birthday anyway.

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46. Re: For all the RIAA haters: Sep 16, 2003, 23:02 WarPig
 
Bonus points to the first person to get the 'setting' of the clip.

Easy, it's one of the dream sequences from An American Werewolf In London. Great movie, and very original for it's time.

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45. Wow. Sep 16, 2003, 22:55 wasrad
 
I spent $100 on a lap dance. My first lap dance that I got for myself to celebrate my 22nd.

I just thought I would share.

Yay Cheetahs, boo FBI.

 
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44. Not all SUV's are bad Sep 16, 2003, 22:26 banddirector
 
I drive an SUV, mostly because it snows like hell here in the winter. It's not a behemoth, it's just a Ford Explorer (a mid size SUV, smaller than most minivans). If you had to chain up in the winter just to make it to work, you'd own an SUV too ...

 
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43. Re: If you drive an suv... Sep 16, 2003, 22:14 nin
 
Now here's the part that really made me shake my head... in one hand she's got a cigarette and in the other - the one she sometimes has on the wheel - she's got one of those supertanker big gulps. Oh yeah, she's also not wearing a seatbelt and the six year old or so kid sitting next to her isn't either.

Damn! I was gonna tell ya to lock up the breaks until you mentioned the 6 year old kid. It's not his fault mom's a f$%&ing dumbass.


At least five instances of oral favors being delivered

I miss ALL the fun!


Today is like the first time anyone's ever commented on anything i've said, that hasn't been inflamatory. What the hell is going on?

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42. No subject Sep 16, 2003, 21:38 Nonicknameforme
 
Today is like the first time anyone's ever commented on anything i've said, that hasn't been inflamatory. What the hell is going on?



 
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41. Re: If you drive an suv... Sep 16, 2003, 21:34 Enahs
 
I saw a pickup truck driving down a highway with a mattress in the back, but somehow the bloody thing caught on fire! That was fun to see.

I am drawing a blank on the setting of that video as well, but the music in it, is pretty darn swell!


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40. Re: If you drive an suv... Sep 16, 2003, 21:22 Bunko
 
Wow. You too have seen some pretty strange stuff on the highway. I've got nothing close to that.

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39. Re: For all the RIAA haters: Sep 16, 2003, 21:08 eunichron
 
I saw that a few weeks ago, I thought it was hilarious.

But I haven't figured out what the clip was from yet.

 
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38. For all the RIAA haters: Sep 16, 2003, 20:59 Bronco
 
This is graphic in its violence. I don't think it's been listed as a media of the day but who knows I may have missed it.

I didn't think it was that bad but I put the warning out there anyway:

http://www.slyck.com/news.php?story=241

Bonus points to the first person to get the 'setting' of the clip.



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37. Re: If you drive an suv... Sep 16, 2003, 20:55 Bronco
 
What a great segue for the story I was going to tell today anyway:

Good story. Sounds like she has a death wish.

When I finished college I was working at a job that was about 120 miles away round trip. I traveled the worst part of I-95 in the Philly area. Some of the things I saw:

A man eating a bowl of soup and driving with his knees, newspaper spread out over the center console.

The obligatory woman painting her face.

At least five instances of oral favors being delivered four times the 'operator' of the equipment was a woman the fifth was man on man (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Several people (men and women) masturbating. Very strange.

At one point a very large man attempted to block all 5 lanes of south bound traffic at the Highland Ave. exit in Chester in order to get out of his car and yell at another driver.

I love people.

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36. Re: If you drive an suv... Sep 16, 2003, 20:32 WarPig
 
Then agian, considering the fear I feel as I'm driving and I see some bleach blond soccer mom in an SUV on a cell phone, is probably adequate enough to call said incident a brush with terrorism.

What a great segue for the story I was going to tell today anyway:

I'm driving home from work today and as I'm crossing a bridge in heavy traffic a lady cuts me off in a dented up compact car. She then speeds up until she is tailgating the guy in front of her. As I get closer to her I notice some weird looking rods poking up from her seat. A little farther down the road I switch lanes and pass her. As I do I look over to see what the rods are and realize that she's wearing a halo (you know, like when you've broken your neck).

Anyway, I end up ahead of her and sure enough, she gets behind me and tailgates the hell out of me. So now I'm looking back at her quite a bit as we go - one, because she's so close and - two, because she's wearing a freakin' halo. Now here's the part that really made me shake my head... in one hand she's got a cigarette and in the other - the one she sometimes has on the wheel - she's got one of those supertanker big gulps. Oh yeah, she's also not wearing a seatbelt and the six year old or so kid sitting next to her isn't either.

Every time I look back she's flicking ashes out the window with her left hand as she's drinking from the pop, apparently while steering with her knees. This is all happening about a foot from the rear bumper of my truck.

Classic.


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35. Re: ... Sep 16, 2003, 20:17 Enahs
 
It was down some for me....which I guess was a good thing, as it got me doing my paper now, instead of waiting till thursday night with it due friday morning.

"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and paste. Now Iíve read the arguments on both side, and I havenít found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever."
 
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34. Re: ... Sep 16, 2003, 19:36 Sepharo
 
Me either

 
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33. ... Sep 16, 2003, 19:35 Bunko
 
Was the site down for a while? I couldn't access it for a couple hours...

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32. Re: Teen Girl Squad Sep 16, 2003, 17:36 snide
 
Cheerleader...
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The Ugly One....

man, i love that skit

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31. Re: Curb... Sep 16, 2003, 17:05 Atomic
 
Joey Pants is "The Handler"

This fall on CBS!

 
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