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I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat for various ailments while my neighbor is on vacation. These treatments include administering a subcutaneous dose of saline every other day. The questionable joy of sticking an unhappy cat with a needle has fallen on me since this is something I have experience with, having provided the same treatment for my own cat when he fell ill years ago. Of course, as immortalized in the Seinfeld where Morty goes to work for Elaine at J. Peterman's, the elderly often like to get an early start, and today's call came at the crack of dawn, so that cat managed to get her full serving of saline before I had even a portion of my serving of coffee.

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66. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 4, 2003, 22:40 ExcessDan
 
i'd have to agree

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65. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 4, 2003, 12:23 indiv
 
thanks blue for making me look like a moron

I don't think Blue has anything to do with it.

 
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64. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 4, 2003, 10:19 Soupkin
 
wow i really fucked that post up.. thats what i get for waking up and trying to type right away
thanks blue for making me look like a moron and not letting me edit stuff..
 
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63. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 4, 2003, 09:50 Soupkin
 
ya you do and i hope you become an even bigger then you already are failure.  
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62. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 4, 2003, 09:44 Enahs
 
my classes start on monday

My classes started Monday, Aug 25th.

Today is already my 4th assignment I am doing 30 min before I gotta go to class.
Hell, I had a paper do tuesday, based off the book readings., and I only got the book tuesday mornings.

God I suck





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61. Whew... Sep 4, 2003, 00:35 Camaro76
 
Heh... kinda glad I changed my sig from the "get rid of the fleas by killing the cat" quote...

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60. Re: I spel purty Sep 3, 2003, 23:53 indiv
 
"I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat"
Whats wrong with this sentance?

Well, "neightbor" is the first antecedent to which "his" can apply, so I don't think anything is wrong with the sentence. Although I'd rewrite it to avoid the ambiguity.

I could be wrong... my grammar skills aren't what they used to be.

 
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59. Re: I spel purty Sep 3, 2003, 23:19 Enahs
 

Nothing? is wrong?

It made perfect sense to me...whatever!
You ok tonight man?


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58. Re: I spel purty Sep 3, 2003, 23:06 fredrickson
 
wow you guys are fucking geniouses

 
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57. Re: I spel purty Sep 3, 2003, 22:47 nin
 
"I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat"
Whats wrong with this sentance?

Ah! See I thought this too, but then I figured it out. The neighbor who has the cat is male (hence the "his cat"), but he has a sister that Blue is helping.

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56. I spel purty Sep 3, 2003, 22:06 Bob Bobsen
 
"I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat"
Whats wrong with this sentance?
A. Sister could not have 'her' cat.

B. Typed this before coffee and after giving shot.

C. Infared coruption of applied mis-understanding.

D. Abuse of the language as we know it.

E. None of the above.

 
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55. Re: No subject Sep 3, 2003, 22:04 Enahs
 
I don't have some sort of vendetta against cats.

WUSSY!


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54. Re: No subject Sep 3, 2003, 21:39 ThePDW
 
Actually, Enahs it wasnt just me firing it was my friend too, so its his fault too :-D. And the cat was running too fast and I'm not too great at running shots. Nah we didn't do anything with the meat but we did tan the hides and make fur coats and sell them in New York as mink fur coats. No seriously, we just disposed of the cats in some place where they wouldn't stink. Yes, I did enoy the hunt, but I enjoyed just as any other hunter would enjoy a hunt; as a contest with nature, and yes it was a contest many of them were quite wild, and they just happened to be semi-domesticated cats- I don't have some sort of vendetta against cats.

 
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53. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 3, 2003, 21:26 ExcessDan
 
my classes start on monday

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52. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 3, 2003, 19:56 Soupkin
 
heating systems theory, blueprints and electrical theory

and two of my classes for tomorrow are already canceled because i go to a dumb school and they havent finnished the room yet.. good thing i paid for 16 weeks and ill end up getting 15 providing the teachers show up every class.
 
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51. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 3, 2003, 19:51 Enahs
 
School stars tomorrow!

School start on a thursday?

What the hell is wrong with where you are going to school?

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50. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 3, 2003, 19:29 fredrickson
 
i love you soupkin.

what class was it?

im ok with fractions now cause matrixes are a lot nastier

 
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49. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 3, 2003, 19:28 Soupkin
 
school started today for me, only because i have tuesdays off. i hate fractions
thats all we talked about for 3 hours is fractions and more fractions
 
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48. Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 3, 2003, 19:12 Bunko
 
*snigger*
I am a retard. *Starts

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47. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sep 3, 2003, 19:11 Bunko
 
School stars tomorrow!
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