Today is MrsBlue's birthday. This was the inspiration for our recent voyage to Niagara Falls, but we are still feeling celebratory, she even mentioned how she'd be entertained by her two clowns today. The weird thing is, I'm not aware of any party plans we might have... and come to think of it, she was looking right at Hudson and me when she said that.... hey!!!

Link of the Day:	The Matrix Reloaded The Abridged Script. Thanks Ant. Obviously spoiler-laden.
Stories of the Day:	Naked man scares shark to death. Thanks PT. Now there's a headline. The Bug: The Postmodern Prometheus. Thanks Jonathan C. Forster.
Weird Science:	Vitamins might be bad for your health, study says. Fresh From Consumer Polls, Pint-Size Watermelons (registration required).
Wild Science:	Fetal origins of adult disease. Technology Elite Are Focusing Next on Human Body (registration required).
Auction of the Day:	BAT OF JUSTICE!!! Slightly used. Thanks Smitty.
	Thanks Mike Martinez.