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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 18:46
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 18:46
Nov 20, 2014, 18:46
 
Steve Peyote 'Crap like a Seagull'

Doody do do do do Doody do do do do

Crap keeps on slippin slippin slippin
Onto the statue
Crap keeps on slippin slippin slippin
On to the statue

I want to crap like a seagull
On everything I see
Crap like a seagull
Let my bowels set me free
I want to crap like a seagull
On everything I see
Crap, on, everything under me

Doody do do do do Doody Do do do do

Crap on people
Walking on the street
Crap on vehicles
All nice and clean
Crap on coppers
Walking on their beat
Oh Oh there's a solution

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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 18:36
nin
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Nov 20, 2014, 18:36
nin
 
Also (spoiler): another animal (apparently you can't s { a html link)

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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 18:05
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 18:05
Nov 20, 2014, 18:05
 
Yosemite Sam wrote on Nov 20, 2014, 15:14:
nin wrote on Nov 20, 2014, 14:21:
Yosemite Sam wrote on Nov 20, 2014, 14:17:
Just saw a video from the new GTA5... you can take peyote in single player and play as one of the animals in the game. The one I saw they played as a seagull. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.

I think there's like 27 different trips????


I wonder if you can play as sea creatures too, like a shark Cruise up and down Vesputti beach munching on swimmers

*knock knock*
"Who is it?"

"Candygram"

"...who sent you?"

"err...plumber, ma'am"

"I didn't call for a plumber.....you're that land shark aren't you?!"

"...no ma'am, I'm a dolphin"

"oh, if you're only a dolphin then that's alr-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

Put down the peyote, Sam... it'll be okay...
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 15:14
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 15:14
Nov 20, 2014, 15:14
 
nin wrote on Nov 20, 2014, 14:21:
Yosemite Sam wrote on Nov 20, 2014, 14:17:
Just saw a video from the new GTA5... you can take peyote in single player and play as one of the animals in the game. The one I saw they played as a seagull. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.

I think there's like 27 different trips????


I wonder if you can play as sea creatures too, like a shark Cruise up and down Vesputti beach munching on swimmers

*knock knock*
"Who is it?"

"Candygram"

"...who sent you?"

"err...plumber, ma'am"

"I didn't call for a plumber.....you're that land shark aren't you?!"

"...no ma'am, I'm a dolphin"

"oh, if you're only a dolphin then that's alr-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...."
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 14:21
nin
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 14:21
Nov 20, 2014, 14:21
nin
 
Yosemite Sam wrote on Nov 20, 2014, 14:17:
Just saw a video from the new GTA5... you can take peyote in single player and play as one of the animals in the game. The one I saw they played as a seagull. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.

I think there's like 27 different trips????

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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 14:17
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 14:17
Nov 20, 2014, 14:17
 
Just saw a video from the new GTA5... you can take peyote in single player and play as one of the animals in the game. The one I saw they played as a seagull. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 08:31
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 08:31
Nov 20, 2014, 08:31
 
I played another hour of GTAV last night and the graphics in first person are excellent. I'm shocked that a PS4 can pump out such good visuals. I was also shocked when I saw the game on Xbox 360 last year. I can't wait for the weekend so I can actually get into it and unlock Trevor.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 03:18
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 03:18
Nov 20, 2014, 03:18
 
Sex isn't allowed in video games only in real life.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 20, 2014, 00:44
Slick
 
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 20, 2014, 00:44
Nov 20, 2014, 00:44
 Slick
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 16:13:
Xero wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 16:02:
Rockstar knows their audience! lol, the more they use the words sex and controversy, it raises an ear.

Nerds are like,,, Virtual BJs??? YES!!! In First person??? OMG!!!!!! I'M THERRRRRE!!!!!

lol.

Rockstar meanwhile is like, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Killer ap for Oculus Rift!

i know i just got my rift, so it might be the honeymoon talking... but playing GTA V in first person just feels like the best rift implementation possible. could work on morpheus, if they can optimize the bejesus out of it. we need improvements on the z-buffer rendering instead of true geometry 3D, if you only had to render the scene once, and not for each eye then the PS4 could actually handle GTA V on morpheus possibly with reduced settings.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 16:13
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 16:13
Nov 19, 2014, 16:13
 
Xero wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 16:02:
Rockstar knows their audience! lol, the more they use the words sex and controversy, it raises an ear.

Nerds are like,,, Virtual BJs??? YES!!! In First person??? OMG!!!!!! I'M THERRRRRE!!!!!

lol.

Rockstar meanwhile is like, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Killer ap for Oculus Rift!
Steam: SpectralMeat
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 16:02
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 16:02
Nov 19, 2014, 16:02
 
Rockstar knows their audience! lol, the more they use the words sex and controversy, it raises an ear.

Nerds are like,,, Virtual BJs??? YES!!! In First person??? OMG!!!!!! I'M THERRRRRE!!!!!

lol.

Rockstar meanwhile is like, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 16:00
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 16:00
Nov 19, 2014, 16:00
 
I can't fucking wait for January 27th.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 15:26
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 15:26
Nov 19, 2014, 15:26
 
GTA V: Hot Espresso
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 15:10
Prez
 
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 15:10
Nov 19, 2014, 15:10
 Prez
 
Controversial sex scene. That's rich.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 14:14
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 14:14
Nov 19, 2014, 14:14
 
Pigeon wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 13:02:
jdreyer wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 12:31:
nin wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 11:51:
Frags4Fun wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 11:44:
I was in line yesterday at Gamestop to pick up my copy of GTAV and a lady was buying it for her 12 year old. So disturbing.

Wow. You should have struck up a conversation with the kid and watched mom's face: "Hey man, did you hear you can get a blowjob from the hookers in first person now? <pulls out phone> Here, it's on youtube!"

Our system in a nutshell:
Buying GTAV for a 12 year old: Perfectly legal.
Showing GTAV vid to a 12 year old: 10 years in the pen and life-long listing on the pedo registry.

I think legal for a legal guardian buy M games for their kids, just like how you can bring a kid to an R movie if you're the legal guardian. Alcohol may be different.

Correct. If a mom buys a game for her 5 year old that is totally unsuitable, Gamestop should just sell her the game. It's not their job to raise her kid.

If that kid walks in by him/herself to try to buy it, they should refuse.

Either way, they can't get into trouble over it, because despite millions of dollars thrown at it by pandering senators/congressdicks, there is no law that prohibits it. The age rating is a guidance, not a legal dictum.

Edit : ninja'd by Prophet.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 14:11
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 14:11
Nov 19, 2014, 14:11
 
nin wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 09:26:
GTA? Controversial? Really????


I like that Rockstar basically said "You know what? Fuck it. We're doing the hooker scenes in first person too."


nin wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 11:51:
Wow. You should have struck up a conversation with the kid and watched mom's face: "Hey man, did you hear you can get a blowjob from the hookers in first person now? <pulls out phone> Here, it's on youtube!"


Lol. You're a horrible human being.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 13:58
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 13:58
Nov 19, 2014, 13:58
 
PHJF wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 12:15:
Controversial sex? What, like between a man and a horned owl?

Because that was completely consensual.

Including the axe to the head at the end of the session.

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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 13:30
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 13:30
Nov 19, 2014, 13:30
 
siapnar wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 12:04:
Can't gamestop get in some pretty serious trouble if their staff sells to minors?

No. It's not actually illegal to sell M-rated games to minors (or Parental Advisory music, or access to R-rated movies).

The employees can, because it's against the business policies for them to do so, but Gamestop isn't getting in any trouble for it because there's no laws that prevent it (assuming you're in the U.S.)
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 13:15
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 13:15
Nov 19, 2014, 13:15
 
nin wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 11:51:
Frags4Fun wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 11:44:
xXBatmanXx wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 11:35:
CrimsonPaw wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 10:02:
nin wrote on Nov 19, 2014, 09:26:
GTA? Controversial? Really????
It's an M rated game, so how is this controversial?

Because clueless parents blindly buy shit for their 6 year old kid and then get mad when he goes to the strip club as part of the game.....

I was in line yesterday at Gamestop to pick up my copy of GTAV and a lady was buying it for her 12 year old. So disturbing.

Wow. You should have struck up a conversation with the kid and watched mom's face: "Hey man, did you hear you can get a blowjob from the hookers in first person now? <pulls out phone> Here, it's on youtube!"


I was so annoyed. I did get a good laugh out of your comment though. That would have been epic. I probably would have gotten arrested for discussing such things with a 12 year old. She actually said to another woman that she was with that he was 12.
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Re: Morning Consolidation
Nov 19, 2014, 13:04
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Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 19, 2014, 13:04
Nov 19, 2014, 13:04
 
Xbox One sales 'quickly catching up' to PS4, EA executive claims.

Remove the unnecessary peripheral, drop the price, & roll back the bullshit, and you sell more. Hoocouldanode?
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