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12. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 16:18 eRe4s3r
 
xXBatmanXx wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 13:50:
Hiking pro tip - GET OFF OF THE FARKING PHONE!

Don't be silly, how else would I read my emails and other messages while being *gasp* outdoors.
 
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11. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 15:38 descender
 
required taxpayer funded state troopers to rescue her.

Usually you have to pay out of pocket for any rescue services.
 
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10. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 14:47 Cutter
 
Frags4Fun wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 13:40:
Cutter wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 10:40:
Uneven terrain on a mountain? Inconceivable! And what's that? She fell 30 feet because she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing because she was yammering on the phone? Inconceivable!

Whenever I read the word "inconceivable", my brain uses the voice of Vizzini in The Princess Bride.

Inconceivable!

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You think I was going for Vizinni? Inconceivable! I'd sooner get involved in a land war in Asia!



 
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9. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 13:50 xXBatmanXx
 
Hiking pro tip - GET OFF OF THE FARKING PHONE!  
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8. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 13:40 Frags4Fun
 
Cutter wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 10:40:
Uneven terrain on a mountain? Inconceivable! And what's that? She fell 30 feet because she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing because she was yammering on the phone? Inconceivable!

Whenever I read the word "inconceivable", my brain uses the voice of Vizzini in The Princess Bride.

Inconceivable!

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7. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 13:30 NegaDeath
 
Blue wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 13:24:
Not to be too cynical, but the points about how odd this is could be considered compatible with the fact that her "rescue" was caught by the cameras of a reality TV show.

I can almost hear the dramatic music and narration already.
 
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6. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 13:24  Blue 
 
NegaDeath wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 11:26:
Well she almost had that Darwin award. Hiking alone, on terrain she felt uncomfortable on, while yammering away on her cell about said terrain. And then to find out that the fall she couldn't stop talking about resulted in some minor scrapes that required taxpayer funded state troopers to rescue her.

Not to be too cynical, but the points about how odd this is could be considered compatible with the fact that her "rescue" was caught by the cameras of a reality TV show.
 
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5. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 13:22 jdreyer
 
Texting while driving PSA directed by Werner Herzog.

Woman falls into fountain while reading her phone.
 
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4. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 11:26 NegaDeath
 
Well she almost had that Darwin award. Hiking alone, on terrain she felt uncomfortable on, while yammering away on her cell about said terrain. And then to find out that the fall she couldn't stop talking about resulted in some minor scrapes that required taxpayer funded state troopers to rescue her.  
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3. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 10:53 descender
 
Cell phones are totally not distracting in any way.  
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2. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 10:40 Cutter
 
Uneven terrain on a mountain? Inconceivable! And what's that? She fell 30 feet because she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing because she was yammering on the phone? Inconceivable!
 
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1. Re: Morning Mobilization Jun 11, 2014, 09:20 Verno
 
Uh who isn't afraid of falling off a mountain? I'd never talk about falling with a partner while we're climbing, just tempting fate and the subconscious. I've been climbing for years and it still scares me shitless sometimes, ice climbing especially.  
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