To carry on with my Next Car Game Rant on the Big Idiots.
"announced today the worldwide launch of Dungeon Keeper™, EA Mythic’s devilishly twisted mobile take on the 1990s hit PC game. Now available as a free download for iPhone®, iPad®, iPod touch®, and Android™ devices, Dungeon Keeper allows players to build the ultimate underground lair and summon diabolical forces, all from a tablet or smartphone. "
Lets break this shit down:
1. An EA game that PC gamers have been asking for a decade.
2. A group of gamers that will pay good money to have.
And what do they do? What does their marketing team come up with? These pukes release it on a platform that hasn't really said a peep about wanting DK and then will give it away for free. No, no fucking golf clap even.
Oh yes, you guys are geniuses. I haven't made a New Year's resolution, but a good one would be to buy only Indy games for the year. Not that I buy a lot of AAA game as-is. But really, this is how they work their logic? Their creative accountants having nothing on this dept. Folks it's going to be a 3-peat.