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15. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 20:41 eRe4s3r
 
Creston wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 16:59:
nin wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 15:18:
Creston wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 15:13:
my mom was more efficient than that. She'd grab me by the wrists and would use my own hands to beat me with.

Very effective, I tell ya. Food never got sent to the Sudan from my family...


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"Creston! CRESTON! WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?! HUH? HUH?!?! WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, CRESTON?!?"


And then she would laugh. This maniacal, evil, glee-filled howl of joy.

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14. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 16:59 Creston
 
nin wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 15:18:
Creston wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 15:13:
my mom was more efficient than that. She'd grab me by the wrists and would use my own hands to beat me with.

Very effective, I tell ya. Food never got sent to the Sudan from my family...


<I'm sorry, but I just got this mental picture>

"Creston! CRESTON! WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?! HUH? HUH?!?! WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, CRESTON?!?"


And then she would laugh. This maniacal, evil, glee-filled howl of joy.
 
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13. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 15:18 nin
 
Creston wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 15:13:
my mom was more efficient than that. She'd grab me by the wrists and would use my own hands to beat me with.

Very effective, I tell ya. Food never got sent to the Sudan from my family...


<I'm sorry, but I just got this mental picture>

"Creston! CRESTON! WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?! HUH? HUH?!?! WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, CRESTON?!?"

 
http://www.nin.com/pub/tension/
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12. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 15:13 Creston
 
my mom was more efficient than that. She'd grab me by the wrists and would use my own hands to beat me with.

Very effective, I tell ya. Food never got sent to the Sudan from my family...
 
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11. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 14:18 Verno
 
That brings back memories of the cursed wooden spoon, the most feared weapon in a mothers arsenal  
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10. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 14:07 Creston
 
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES, YOUNG MAN!  
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9. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 13:54 Prez
 
Creston wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 13:46:
Well, that's easy for you to say, Mr Well Fed! What about those poor starving children in Uganda, who only had this EA check to feed them for the next month?! HUH?!

Mom?!?
 
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8. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 13:46 Creston
 
Well, that's easy for you to say, Mr Well Fed! What about those poor starving children in Uganda, who only had this EA check to feed them for the next month?! HUH?!  
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7. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 12:41 Prez
 
Creston wrote on Nov 5, 2013, 12:08:
Look at it from the flipside: Without those guys in their yachts, nobody's buying dinner.

I'd gladly sacrifice my dinner so some blood-sucking lawyer can be kept from buying his yacht! So there! Middlefinger
 
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6. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 12:08 Creston
 
Look at it from the flipside: Without those guys in their yachts, nobody's buying dinner.  
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5. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 11:48 Prez
 
Plaintiffs buy dinners, lawyers buy yachts.

What he said. It's just ridiculous.
 
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4. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 10:32 HorrorScope
 

"Those who filed a verifiable claim by May 15 of this year will receive $20.37 per copy of a Madden NFL, NCAA Football or Arena Football game they bought on GameCube, PlayStation 2, Windows PC or Xbox"


The time frames they give, I don't think there was a PC Football game released. Lord knows that deserves it's own Embargo lawsuit. Plus emotional damages that this article does stating there was a PC Football game refund when there wasn't even a game. Man I'm shattered.
 
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3. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 10:30 Verno
 
It was ok but man did they beat you over the head with the political subtext and metaphors.  
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2. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 10:14 Whiskers
 
It was decent. I enjoyed it mostly for all the special effects, cool gadgets, and South African accents  
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1. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Nov 5, 2013, 10:07 nin
 
"Elysium" Tops AFM 2013 Piracy List.

And it wasn't even that good...

 
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