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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 18:31 |
siapnar |
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| Lol Blue really knows how to sell a shitty movie! |
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| I have projectile dysfunction. |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Feb 6, 2013, 17:59 |
Rigs |
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Coulda been worse, they could have asked Jake Gyllenhaal to do it... 
I'm still not recovered from Brokeback Mountain...
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| 'Now, we gave you a promise and we are bound by that promise and damn you for asking for it! And damn me for agreeing to it! And damn all of us to hell, because that is exactly where we're going!' |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 17:50 |
Angrius Maximis |
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| Whatever Paul Walker touches....he kills |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 17:37 |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 17:25 |
Fantaz |
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| They should do a Max Payne movie reboot instead. That one was far worse, and deserves better. I actually didn't mind the Hitman movie as much. |
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| proudly fragging noobs in deathmatch since 1999 |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 15:22 |
Talisorn |
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| By the living hell ... that move was so bad, it could have been made by Uwe Bolls. |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 13:19 |
Beamer |
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Creston wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 13:02:
Beamer wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 12:13:
And Paul Walker wasn't horrific in it! He can put that compliment on his resume!
Agent 47, a Hitman story. In theaters everywhere, August 27th!
"Paul Walker wasn't horrific in Five Fast Five Furious"
- Beamer, Bluesnews forum dweller.
Sounds like a winning movie poster to me. 
Creston
If he can find a better compliment anywhere he can take it. |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 13:02 |
Creston |
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Beamer wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 12:13:
And Paul Walker wasn't horrific in it! He can put that compliment on his resume!
Agent 47, a Hitman story. In theaters everywhere, August 27th!
"Paul Walker wasn't horrific in Five Fast Five Furious"
- Beamer, Bluesnews forum dweller.
Sounds like a winning movie poster to me.
Creston |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 12:21 |
Keith |
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I really like the Hitman movie. Thought Timothy Olyphant acted it pretty good; all straight faced when checking out hot chicks or killing evil henchmen. Only problem I had with the movie was when they were in the Russian train station. The conversation would have gone something like this"
"So the guy has a tattoo on his neck, right?"
"Da"
"Ok, so stop everyone with a tattoo on their neck." |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 12:13 |
Beamer |
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I actually thought Paul Walker was fine in Five Fast Five Furious.
Actually, I think I thought everyone was fine in that. Was Michelle Rodriguez in it? If so, she wasn't fine, but everyone else was.
Movie was a huge surprise. Saw it in Thailand of all places, killing time as it monsooned out. Having only seen the original, which kind of sucked, and knowing all the sequels almost definitely sucked, and all the actors almost definitely sucked (Vin Diesel has his moments and whatever The Rock calls himself is a ball of charisma and terrible career choices), but it was a decent movie.
And Paul Walker wasn't horrific in it! He can put that compliment on his resume! |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 11:57 |
MoreLuckThanSkill |
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Holy shit, I know this is a gaming site, but NEVER BADMOUTH the Hitman movie.
Olga Kurylenko. End of story.
As far as the reboot, scoff at your leisure, if Paul Walker is involved. 
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 11:39 |
Creston |
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Paul Walker is literally the worst fucking actor currently being asked to play in movies. He makes Hayden Christensen look like the second coming of Tom Hanks in comparison.
So yeah, a movie reboot starring the most incapable actor in Hollywood... I think it'll do fucking GREAT! All they need now is C-TATES playing the bad guy, and it'll soar!
I actually didn't think the Olyphant version was all that bad.
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:59 |
InBlack |
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Beamer wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 10:53:
InBlack wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 10:41:
Jesus that was bad movie. Timothy Olyphant should never have signed on. I mean where is he now? I predict another commercially successful major fail for this flick as well.
Where is Timothy Olyphant now?
Leading and executive producing one of the top rated cable shows? One that has had him getting Emmy nominations and Saturn awards?
I was refering to movies. While I do appreciate TV and find that its a great medium most hollywood actors still want to do movies primarily. I cant remember seeing him in any recently... |
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| I have a nifty blue line! |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:53 |
Beamer |
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InBlack wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 10:41:
Jesus that was bad movie. Timothy Olyphant should never have signed on. I mean where is he now? I predict another commercially successful major fail for this flick as well.
Where is Timothy Olyphant now?
Leading and executive producing one of the top rated cable shows? One that has had him getting Emmy nominations and Saturn awards? |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:49 |
InBlack |
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Rattlehead wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 10:45:
Paul Walker? I mean really? Might as well gone with Vin Diesel(if you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells I End Lives)
You mean Vin Diesel isnt HIS REAL NAME???
OH THE HORROR, how can I go on living with myself now!
/sucide |
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| I have a nifty blue line! |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:45 |
Rattlehead |
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| Paul Walker? I mean really? Might as well gone with Vin Diesel(if you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells I End Lives) |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:41 |
InBlack |
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| Jesus that was bad movie. Timothy Olyphant should never have signed on. I mean where is he now? I predict another commercially successful major fail for this flick as well. |
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| I have a nifty blue line! |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:28 |
Beamer |
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Gas Bandit wrote on Feb 6, 2013, 10:24:
So this time, are they going to cast Jason Statham like they should ha...
...Paul Walker...
... Never mind.
/throws up hands and walks away
Nah, he's who everyone says but isn't Agent 47 supposed to be stiff lipped upperclass? Like someone that got lost on the way to butler school?
Jason Statham is rough and tumble blue collar. |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:24 |
Gas Bandit |
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So this time, are they going to cast Jason Statham like they should ha...
...Paul Walker...
... Never mind.
/throws up hands and walks away |
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Re: Hitman Movie Reboot Plans |
Feb 6, 2013, 10:01 |
Cutter |
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I like TO, but yeah, he was so not right for A47. Anyway, this just has flop written all over it.
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