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Out of the Blue

Happy Felix Unger Day!

Well, we may be on the verge of another of our version of a free weekend here, as I've gotten a couple of reports from users attempting to visit and being redirected to MySpace, of all places. It's possible we've opened a temporal rift that makes your browser think it's 2007, but it's more likely this is coming from an ad here. The trouble is that the redirect may make it difficult to pin down which ad is the culprit, so all the ads may need to be removed to make this stop, so that may be what happens this morning. I want to offer a big apology to anyone who has been inconvenienced by this: Obviously you are all at an extreme end of the tech-savviness scale, and would not find it challenging to block the ads here, so it pains me greatly to abuse your willingness to support this site and your trust. Hopefully a quick resolution for all of this can be found.

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Stories: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals. Thanks nin.
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Scientists use quasars to probe dark energy over 10 billion years in the past.
Perception of harmonicity, not beating underlies perception of dissonance?
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Overly Attached Computer. Commercial.
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Killzone Intercept - fan film by Beyond Black Mesa director.

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20. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 15:52 nin
 
Woman has two vaginas

I've nevr even heard of this amd yet they say it affects around 1 in 3000 women?!


You'd think at least a couple would be in porn, right?????

 
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19. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 13, 2012, 15:50 Hyatus
 
Why in the hell would we want to eliminate the one dollar bill?
I understand pennies and can sympathize with getting rid of nickels and dimes. Do you want to live in a world where you tip your stripper in 5s or higher? No thanks, says I. She can work her way up(down?) piece by piece...of clothing like she's supposed to.
 
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18. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 14:57 Cutter
 
nin wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 14:34:
1badmf wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 13:46:
nin wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 12:07:
I found the whole thing funny as hell, and was cackling last night as I read it. Esp the woman who somehow managed to shove a shoe into her...well ya know.

I believe the term you're looking for is tralala, or the less common colloquialism "hoo-haa"


I was contemplating going with just va-jay-jay...

Vagina, Mr. Lebowski

and since the we're discussing the nether regions today this should creep you all out...

Woman has two vaginas

I've nevr even heard of this amd yet they say it affects around 1 in 3000 women?!
 
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James Woods: Oh that's fun. That sounds like you had a fun time. Where would I fit in with the fun time, huh? Where does James Woods fit into the fun?
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17. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 13, 2012, 14:54 NegaDeath
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 14:28:
The worst thing is eliminating the penny and paper dollar would save literally 100s of millions of dollars each year and they STILL haven't done it. It's a no-brainer. It's easy. JUST FRAKING DO IT ALREADY.
*sigh*

You speak common sense. Unfortunately for a politician common sense doesn't make quite as big an impact as that dumptruck full of donations the lobbyist just dropped off. It even has a bow on it.
 
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16. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 14:34 nin
 
1badmf wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 13:46:
nin wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 12:07:
I found the whole thing funny as hell, and was cackling last night as I read it. Esp the woman who somehow managed to shove a shoe into her...well ya know.

I believe the term you're looking for is tralala, or the less common colloquialism "hoo-haa"


I was contemplating going with just va-jay-jay...

 
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15. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 13, 2012, 14:28 Mr. Tact
 
The worst thing is eliminating the penny and paper dollar would save literally 100s of millions of dollars each year and they STILL haven't done it. It's a no-brainer. It's easy. JUST FRAKING DO IT ALREADY.

*sigh*
 
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14. Re: Off topic Nov 13, 2012, 14:10 Cutter
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 13:20:
1. Eliminate the penny.
2. Eliminate paper $1 bills.

I'd even consider elimination of the nickel, which is quickly becoming as useless as the penny and is also produced at a loss.

As of Jan 1st we - Canada eliminate the penny! Yay! And we eliminated $1 and $2 bills ages ago. I reckon we could get rid of the nicklel and dime too. What's a quarter more less either way?
 
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James Woods: Oh that's fun. That sounds like you had a fun time. Where would I fit in with the fun time, huh? Where does James Woods fit into the fun?
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13. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 13:46 1badmf
 
nin wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 12:07:
I found the whole thing funny as hell, and was cackling last night as I read it. Esp the woman who somehow managed to shove a shoe into her...well ya know.

I believe the term you're looking for is tralala, or the less common colloquialism "hoo-haa"
 
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12. Re: Off topic Nov 13, 2012, 13:20 Mr. Tact
 
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world -- or at least a country.

I occasionally get rolls of $1 coins at my credit union. They are convenient for the vending machine and I like to use them sometimes to buy small items just for the amusement value. Today, I got a couple of rolls and when the cashier returned after retrieving them from the back room she said, "the last ones". I asked if I was not going to be able to get them any longer. The answer was I wouldn't be able to, because the Federal Reserve was no longer distributing them to banks. The coins will only be available through the mint, above cost.

What a crock.

Ok, I understand many to most people don't care to use them. And I know there are literally billions of them piling up in storage rooms at the mint. But to totally stop distribution when the minting of the coins is still required by law? What the hell?

I realize it might not be on the top of the list of important things needing to be fixed in this country, but I sure wish they could put a currency bill through Congress that would:

1. Eliminate the penny.
2. Eliminate paper $1 bills.

I'd even consider elimination of the nickel, which is quickly becoming as useless as the penny and is also produced at a loss.
 
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11. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 13, 2012, 13:04 Wallshadows
 
Overly attached computer is terrifying. I swear, I will never leave you again!  
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10. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 12:24 eRe4s3r
 
Considering there are people who die from tripping over a pebble the size of a chestnut... I think having a shoe in your... well ya know.. is preferable anyway. At least you got something out of it.. har har.

/me takes mind out of gutter
 
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9. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 12:07 nin
 
Hyatus wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 12:05:
Creston wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:10:
mch wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:03:
God, even the photo at the top of that story made me wince.

You think that's bad... did you see the first comment?
cousin of mine fell out of a small tree above my aunt's garden and had one of his testicles impaled by a thin metal tomato stake.

Cry

Creston

Blue, what are you thinking? I wouldn't click on that link if someone was...well...doing one of the things that are probably in that article to me.


I found the whole thing funny as hell, and was cackling last night as I read it. Esp the woman who somehow managed to shove a shoe into her...well ya know.

 
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8. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 12:05 Hyatus
 
Creston wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:10:
mch wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:03:
God, even the photo at the top of that story made me wince.

You think that's bad... did you see the first comment?
cousin of mine fell out of a small tree above my aunt's garden and had one of his testicles impaled by a thin metal tomato stake.

Cry

Creston

Blue, what are you thinking? I wouldn't click on that link if someone was...well...doing one of the things that are probably in that article to me.
 
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7. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 11:31 nin
 
Creston wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:10:
mch wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:03:
God, even the photo at the top of that story made me wince.

You think that's bad... did you see the first comment?
cousin of mine fell out of a small tree above my aunt's garden and had one of his testicles impaled by a thin metal tomato stake.

Cry

Creston


Involuntary crossing of the legs, as I read that.


 
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6. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 11:27 NegaDeath
 
nin wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 10:49:
That gummy worm made my stomach turn. Gummys always start out tasting good, until you eat too much and then your stomach just recoils.

In Soviet Russia, Gummi python eat you!

Creston wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:10:
You think that's bad... did you see the first comment?
cousin of mine fell out of a small tree above my aunt's garden and had one of his testicles impaled by a thin metal tomato stake.
Creston

Nonononononono OH GOD I PICTURED IT. I need some brain bleach.

 
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5. Myspace Redirect Nov 13, 2012, 11:23 Prez
 
I was getting redirects to MySpace last week but haven't seen any in a while.  
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Goodbye my Monte boy. May you rest in the peace you never knew in life.
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4. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 11:10 Creston
 
mch wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:03:
God, even the photo at the top of that story made me wince.

You think that's bad... did you see the first comment?
cousin of mine fell out of a small tree above my aunt's garden and had one of his testicles impaled by a thin metal tomato stake.

Cry

Creston
 
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3. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 13, 2012, 11:07 Creston
 
An ad that re-directs people... Wow, that's pretty funky. I'm trying to figure out how that would even work?

Will those who suffer from this (and I recognize they may not be able to read this...) please at least first check their host file and run malwarebytes to make sure that you didn't sneakily get infected with something?

Creston

 
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2. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 11:03 mch
 
God, even the photo at the top of that story made me wince.  
PSN: CaseDesignate
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1. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 13, 2012, 10:49 nin
 

That gummy worm made my stomach turn. Gummys always start out tasting good, until you eat too much and then your stomach just recoils.

 
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