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13. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 22, 2012, 09:04 Verno
 
iTunes syncs fucking everything these days, people never learn.  
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12. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 21, 2012, 12:39 eRe4s3r
 
So did he post them on the web? If so, the decision to suspend him may even be too mild.  
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11. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 21, 2012, 09:26 Mr. Tact
 
xXBatmanXx wrote on Oct 20, 2012, 15:56:
Anyone have a link to the tits?
Google search found them here.
 
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10. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 21, 2012, 06:46 Julio
 
That's what they were missing in the news story - pics! I can't believe kids these days, I would have never told - just been happy with the pics at that age.  
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9. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 21, 2012, 02:00 jacobvandy
 
Her name is Anna Michelle Walters, and yeah she's hot. Four leaked pictures will instantly pop up (among other things).  
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8. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 21, 2012, 01:05 Wowbagger_TIP
 
Funny how the kids act all innocent though. Like they didn't know what they were doing. They probably know how to use the thing a lot better than the teacher and were only supposed to be using a couple of specific apps, but were instead apparently doing other things that they weren't supposed to be doing. I remember being a kid. I did crap like that plenty often, so it's not surprising. Of course the parents get all self-righteous about it though.  
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7. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 20, 2012, 19:07 Mr. Tact
 
Cutter wrote on Oct 20, 2012, 14:49:
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Sgt Yates: Wait, what's the crime?
Policeman: The crime is she's not doing it with me! [policemen laugh]
Kyle: What? He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
Sgt Yates: You're right. This is serious. We must find this kid and give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away!
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6. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 20, 2012, 18:52 Alamar
 
PropheT wrote on Oct 20, 2012, 18:17:
They don't mention in the article that it was turned over the to the police and they said there was nothing wrong, it wasn't even a nude picture.

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5. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 20, 2012, 18:17 PropheT
 
They don't mention in the article that it was turned over the to the police and they said there was nothing wrong, it wasn't even a nude picture.  
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4. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 20, 2012, 17:18 Mordecai Walfish
 
xXBatmanXx wrote on Oct 20, 2012, 15:56:
/what people aren't saying is that the reason kids are suspended is that they uploaded the photo to the internet.

That would explain why one of them was expelled then. The punishment seemed overblown, to say the least.. but that would explain it =)
 
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3. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 20, 2012, 15:56 xXBatmanXx
 
Anyone have a link to the tits?

/what people aren't saying is that the reason kids are suspended is that they uploaded the photo to the internet.
 
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2. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 20, 2012, 14:49 Cutter
 
Zanderat1 wrote on Oct 20, 2012, 13:40:
Doesn't say if the teacher was hot or not...........

Kyle: Hello, my name is Brad. I need to report a crime-anonymously.
Sgt Yates: Okay, Brad, what's the crime?
Kyle: I attend South Park Elementary, and one of the teachers is having sex with a student.
All Policemen: [pause for a moment, then a dramatic uproar] Oh my God! [Sgt Yates and Murphy stand near Kyle, Murphy is holding a notebook]
Sgt Yates: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. So who is this teacher--what is his name?
Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher, it's a woman.
Sgt Yates: [sounding surprised] A woman? But she's ugly, right?
Kyle: No, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stephenson.
Sgt Yates: [even more surprised] The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Another policeman: Miss Stephenson is having sex with a student?
Kyle: Yeah.
Sgt Yates: Nice. You're sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yes.
Sgt Yates: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: I think so.
Officers: Nice.
Sgt Yates: Wait, what's the crime?
Policeman: The crime is she's not doing it with me! [policemen laugh]
Kyle: What? He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
Sgt Yates: You're right. This is serious. We must find this kid and give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away!
 
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1. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Oct 20, 2012, 13:40 Zanderat1
 
Doesn't say if the teacher was hot or not...........  
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