Ubisoft CEO: So what are our sales numbers for the latest Assassin's Creed title PC port?
Finance Department: Only $10,000, Sir.
CEO: WHAT?! Why so low? Well, at least we only spent $5K having the interns write the port, but how do you explain this?
Finance: Ummm... Piracy? Pirates love ports.
CEO: FILTHY PIRATES AND THEIR LOVE OF PORTS!
Finance: Yeah. It really is a shame. Well, I have to be going now. My second yacht needs to be christened.
CEO: What? Oh. All right. Those investments of your must really being paying off for you to afford a second yacht.
Finance: Oh. Yeah. Investments. Those things. Yeah. They are doing great...