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Steam Sale Day Seven

Steam summer sale day seven is now underway. Here are the new one-day specials:

  • Age of Empires Online: Summer Sale Bundle on Steam. Save 75%.
  • Carpe Fulgur Collection on Steam. Save 75%.
  • Indie Bundle VII on Steam. Save 75%.
  • L.A. Noire on Steam. Save 75%.
  • Sins of a Solar Empire- Rebellion on Steam. Save 25%.
  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Bundle on Steam. Save 75%.
  • Super Meat Boy on Steam. Save 75%.
  • Thief Collection on Steam. Save 75%.
  • Total War Mega Pack on Steam. Save 75%.

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13. Re: Steam Sale Day Seven Jul 18, 2012, 18:47 sauron
 
"So, you're still Master of your Wallet?"

"Yes, yes I am. Master of my wallet. But I will tell you this: I'm going over to Valve and I'm tellin' Gabe to put those sales down!"

"Wait, wait wait... Whoa, whoa whoa-- what did you just say?"

"I can't take it any more! It's drivin' me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile I'm playin' Diablo III, I'm in this sale... something's gotta give!"

"Do you hear what you're saying? Can you hear it? This is a beautiful sale, as good as watching a woman walking around naked, and you want to tell Valve to stop!? That's the *dumbest* thing I ever heard. I mean, it's incomprehens-- I'm not gonna let you do it!"

"Well, I'm doin' it. Get out of my way..."

"No, you can't! This is something that only comes about twice a year. When we were boys looking through our game collections we would think, 'Why can't there be a sale out there that's as good as watching a woman taking her clothes off?' And now that wish has come true and you want to... pfffft... throw it away?!"


With apologies to Seinfeld, notably the episode 'The Contest'.
 
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