I popped the disc in, sat back and took some Viagra. Next thing I know there are two dudes getting it on. That's right, ONLY TWO?!?! Anything less than three dudes in an RPG in today's age is just boring. BioWare has failed me for the last time, I think I shall play my second favorite RPG series which is now anything that doesn't charge me ten bucks when I buy the game to play all that is on the disc. Sad it had to come to this, I shall overcome this

Well it was such a bad day at school today because my mom gave me left over spaghetti for lunch today at school and to make matters worse it was inspection day and my knickers weren't in tip top shape but I endured all of this because I couldn't wait to go home and play Mass Effect 3 cause my mom told me she'd get it for me while I was in school. When I got home and started playing ME3 I was entirely bored and found myself puking up my spaghetti onto the floor when I saw some of the horrible dialogue and choices.