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Gamer Food

This press release announces the launch of GamerFood, a series of nut snacks made especially for gamers thanks to the inclusion of the word "gamer" in the name as well as an apparent soaking in energy drink, as they are infused with caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and lysine. Their offerings consist of sunflower seeds, honey-roasted cashews, and flavored peanuts, and they go so far as to guarantee they will improve your gaming performance.

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22. Re: Gamer Food Nov 4, 2011, 22:08 Overon
 
Nobody likes a catheter in their urethra.  
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21. Re: Gamer Food Nov 3, 2011, 04:56 InBlack
 
MisterBenn wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 22:20:
Even cathethers need changing every now and then. I think it's easier just to do your gaming over a grilled floor for everything to merely sluice away into a slurry pit.

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20. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 22:20 MisterBenn
 
Even cathethers need changing every now and then. I think it's easier just to do your gaming over a grilled floor for everything to merely sluice away into a slurry pit.  
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19. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 18:55 Esoteric
 
I wonder if there's a market for a "Gaming Catheter." I know when I'm knocking back the beers during a multiplayer game, whether it be a team-based FPS or an important raid, my friends depend on me! Don't go AFK, don't let them down! Just relax and let it all go with the new Razer Gaming Catheter (Python Edition).  
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18. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 18:41 MajorD
 

This is a stretch. Good luck......

Beer, water, & pretzels is all I need. Cheers

 
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17. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 18:08 Mouser
 
Yosemite Sam wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 17:16:
The moronic sheep will probably eat this up... Personally I aviod eating while playing, greasy, salty fingers do not improve your game. Now if you want to come up with a real gamer food how about an intravenous drip


TBH, I am more interested in the reverse of that. I can finally get rid of my Pee Bottle from my WoW Raiding days......
 
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16. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 18:06 Ray Ban
 
I read that sentence as "a series of nut sacks made especially for gamers" and thought it was a product for all the chicken shit campers out there ...  
"The future's so bright I gotta wear shades!"
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15. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 17:16 Yosemite Sam
 
The moronic sheep will probably eat this up... Personally I aviod eating while playing, greasy, salty fingers do not improve your game. Now if you want to come up with a real gamer food how about an intravenous drip

 
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14. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 16:22 Techie714 ©
 
necrosis wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:18:
Frijoles wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:16:
But I'm allergic to nuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amg8v5QoXqk

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13. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 16:15 Wallshadows
 
Anyone remember a drink called Orbitz which had little floating spheres in it?

Why can't that come back instead...
 
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12. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 16:06 Overon
 
Blackhawk wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 15:35:
Trail mix with stimulants and imaginary 'performance enhancers' that cost a fortune and do absolutely nothing, wrapped in a condescending, insulting marketing scheme.

Just what I'm looking to spend my money on.
Right on Blackhawk. I can sum up what they claim in one word: pseudoscience. The only active ingredient is caffeine.
 
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11. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 15:35 Blackhawk
 
Trail mix with stimulants and imaginary 'performance enhancers' that cost a fortune and do absolutely nothing, wrapped in a condescending, insulting marketing scheme.

Just what I'm looking to spend my money on.
 
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10. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 15:18 WyldKat
 
Everybody knows a huge box of pizza rolls is what gamers crave during an all night gaming binge.  
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9. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 15:16 Creston
 
Sigh

At the least they could have made it SLIGHTLY less unhealthy, no?

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8. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 15:05 PHJF
 
duh, it's cheetohs and mountain dew.

CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW?

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOHS?

IS IT MY TURN YET???????
 
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7. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 14:20 Prez
 
I thought pizza and Mountain Dew was gamer food.  
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6. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 14:18 necrosis
 
Frijoles wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:16:
But I'm allergic to nuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amg8v5QoXqk
 
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5. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 14:17 necrosis
 
MattyC wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:07:
oblig. http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/10/03
I knew this was done before. Made me laugh just as hard too.
 
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4. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 14:16 Frijoles
 
But I'm allergic to nuts.  
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3. Re: Gamer Food Nov 2, 2011, 14:16 Acleacius
 
You see the sodium levels on these?

Much cheaper and less deadly to your health, to make your own with a pound of your favorite nut or seed and a quarter cup favorite chili powder from the bulk section of your grocery store. Just Google your favorite nut/seed and spice.

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