Gamer Food

[Nov 02, 2011, 1:57 pm ET] - Share - Viewing Comments

This press release announces the launch of GamerFood, a series of nut snacks made especially for gamers thanks to the inclusion of the word "gamer" in the name as well as an apparent soaking in energy drink, as they are infused with caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and lysine. Their offerings consist of sunflower seeds, honey-roasted cashews, and flavored peanuts, and they go so far as to guarantee they will improve your gaming performance.

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 4, 2011, 22:08

Overon

Nobody likes a catheter in their urethra.

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 3, 2011, 04:56

InBlack

MisterBenn wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 22:20:
Even cathethers need changing every now and then. I think it's easier just to do your gaming over a grilled floor for everything to merely sluice away into a slurry pit.

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 22:20

MisterBenn

Even cathethers need changing every now and then. I think it's easier just to do your gaming over a grilled floor for everything to merely sluice away into a slurry pit.




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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 18:55

Esoteric

I wonder if there's a market for a "Gaming Catheter." I know when I'm knocking back the beers during a multiplayer game, whether it be a team-based FPS or an important raid, my friends depend on me! Don't go AFK, don't let them down! Just relax and let it all go with the new Razer Gaming Catheter (Python Edition).

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 18:41

MajorD

This is a stretch. Good luck......

Beer, water, & pretzels is all I need. Cheers




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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 18:08

Mouser

Yosemite Sam wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 17:16: The moronic sheep will probably eat this up... Personally I aviod eating while playing, greasy, salty fingers do not improve your game. Now if you want to come up with a real gamer food how about an intravenous drip TBH, I am more interested in the reverse of that. I can finally get rid of my Pee Bottle from my WoW Raiding days......

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 18:06

Ray Ban

I read that sentence as "a series of nut sacks made especially for gamers" and thought it was a product for all the chicken shit campers out there ...




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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 17:16

Yosemite Sam

The moronic sheep will probably eat this up... Personally I aviod eating while playing, greasy, salty fingers do not improve your game. Now if you want to come up with a real gamer food how about an intravenous drip




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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 16:22

Techie714 ©

necrosis wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:18:
Frijoles wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:16:
But I'm allergic to nuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amg8v5QoXqk

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 16:15

Wallshadows

Anyone remember a drink called Orbitz which had little floating spheres in it? Why can't that come back instead...

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 16:06

Overon

Blackhawk wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 15:35: Trail mix with stimulants and imaginary 'performance enhancers' that cost a fortune and do absolutely nothing, wrapped in a condescending, insulting marketing scheme. Just what I'm looking to spend my money on. Right on Blackhawk. I can sum up what they claim in one word: pseudoscience. The only active ingredient is caffeine.

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 15:35

Blackhawk

Trail mix with stimulants and imaginary 'performance enhancers' that cost a fortune and do absolutely nothing, wrapped in a condescending, insulting marketing scheme. Just what I'm looking to spend my money on.

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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 15:18

WyldKat

Everybody knows a huge box of pizza rolls is what gamers crave during an all night gaming binge.

Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 15:16

Creston

At the least they could have made it SLIGHTLY less unhealthy, no? Creston

Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 15:05

PHJF

duh, it's cheetohs and mountain dew.

CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW?

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOHS?

IS IT MY TURN YET???????




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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 14:20

Prez

I thought pizza and Mountain Dew was gamer food.




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Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 14:18

necrosis

Frijoles wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:16: But I'm allergic to nuts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amg8v5QoXqk

Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 14:17

necrosis

MattyC wrote on Nov 2, 2011, 14:07: oblig. http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/10/03 I knew this was done before. Made me laugh just as hard too.

Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 14:16

Frijoles

But I'm allergic to nuts.

Re: Gamer Food

Nov 2, 2011, 14:16

Acleacius

You see the sodium levels on these?

Much cheaper and less deadly to your health, to make your own with a pound of your favorite nut or seed and a quarter cup favorite chili powder from the bulk section of your grocery store. Just Google your favorite nut/seed and spice.

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