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Quoteworthy

"FYI - The Serious Sam 3 EULA grants me access to any snacks I want from your house and 15 minutes with your mom's hot friend Beth." -- Fictional Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker.

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8. Re: Quoteworthy Sep 1, 2011, 21:21 Sepharo
 
Wow his tweets are awesome...

I bet there are entire teams of people at Activision researching & debating which Lil' Wayne track to use for the Modern Warfare 3 TV spot.

Travel Tip: It's illegal to serve alcohol at strip clubs in Seattle. Remember that when planning a major game convention. #PAX

FYI - Caught Bobby Kotick feeding on the carcass of a fallen #PAX Enforcer behind Gameworks last night.
 
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7. Re: Quoteworthy Sep 1, 2011, 13:44  Blue 
 
NotOneOfUs wrote on Sep 1, 2011, 00:38:
What do you mean "fictional"?

What do you mean, "what do you mean"?
 
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6. Re: Quoteworthy Sep 1, 2011, 13:22 Prez
 
Ha! You are welcome over any time to have so me "Chocolate Salty Prez Balls!"  
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Goodbye my Monte boy. May you rest in the peace you never knew in life.
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5. Re: Quoteworthy Sep 1, 2011, 01:18 WaltC
 
No way are you getting any snacks!  
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It is well known that I do not make mistakes--so if you should happen across a mistake in anything I have written, be assured that I did not write it!
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4. Re: Quoteworthy Sep 1, 2011, 00:38 NotOneOfUs
 
What do you mean "fictional"?  
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3. Re: Quoteworthy Aug 31, 2011, 22:08 Enahs
 
Enforcing the EULA with you guys might lead to conjugaitis.
 
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2. Re: Quoteworthy Aug 31, 2011, 21:48 Grokk
 
Sorry to hear about your mum and the unfortunate mid'snack incident, but I think he ws referring to my mum and her friend Beth.
Just happens that her friend Beth is a transvestite still waiting for the operation. She/He? is still however open to any 'conjugal' type visits
 
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1. Re: Quoteworthy Aug 31, 2011, 21:27 Sphinx
 
Dear Mr. Parker,
My mother passed several years ago. She was killed by her friend Beth due to mom's rampant cheating in Bridge. Beth put a cap in her while serving tea and finger foods between games. You can find Beth in the Dallas County jail now serving 15 to life, which is probably less than 15 years as Beth is a crusty old lady. So take some KY to help during the conjugal visit.

Thanks for helping dredge up these bad memories, jerk.


 
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