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Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer

The Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer (NSFW) looks to show off the upcoming first-person shooter sequel and chew bubblegum, and it is all out of gum. The clip features signature Duke moments including combat, strippers, and wisecracks, including a shot of a three-breasted boss monster. The ESRB rating information at the beginning accurately warns of Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Nudity, Strong Sexual Content, as well as Use of Drugs and Alcohol; though the part about "Mature Humor" may be a stretch. Hail to the king, baby.

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27. Re: UART Jun 4, 2011, 22:12 Ant
 
RoTide wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 11:54:
Remember to adjust your UART to play! oh, wait, that's not required anymore, is it? Amazing how much has changed since Duke3D.
Hahaha, 16550AFN UART! I remember people with external dial-up modems had this problem if they have it.

Um, will there be a public demo for those who didn't preorder this game?
 
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26. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 3, 2011, 10:03 Beamer
 
Oh. I should have quoted him, then.



Modern day shooters can't be over 20 hours if they're tight, cinematic scripted experiences. They can be if they're open world with lots of downtime.


In the days of Duke one level designer and one artist could create 7 hours of content on their own. Today it takes dozens of each for the same accomplishment, but games cost the same amount.
As a result playtime has diminished. You get fewer hours. But you also get denser hours.
 
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25. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 3, 2011, 09:45 Mr. Tact
 
Beamer, I don't understand your question. I was attempting to comment on this:

wtf_man wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 15:26:
If it's under 10 hours of gameplay, like other modern day shooters... I can wait for it to be in the bargain bin.

If it's over 20 hours... I'll pay full price.
 
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24. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 3, 2011, 01:56 Krovven
 
Demo is out for First Access members.

 
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23. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 22:15 Beamer
 
I'd gladly bet right now that it won't be 20 hours of playtime for SP.

What linear, scripted FPS is?
 
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22. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 21:56 Mr. Tact
 
I'd gladly bet right now that it won't be 20 hours of playtime for SP.  
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21. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 18:13 entr0py
 
Marvin T. Martian wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 18:03:
Screw that log in to watch trailer crap!

Oddly, youtube doesn't require you to log in to verify your age if the video is embedded on another site. So watch it below:

http://videosift.com/video/Duke-Nukem-Forever-Launch-Trailer
 
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20. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 18:10 Jonny5
 
Marvin T. Martian wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 18:03:
Screw that log in to watch trailer crap!

I didnt have to log into crap..WTF is wrong with some of you tards
 
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19. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 18:03 Marvin T. Martian
 
Screw that log in to watch trailer crap!  
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18. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 17:51 entr0py
 
wtf_man wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 15:26:
Well... I'll buy it.

Whether I buy it at full price vs. Bargain bin depends on how short / long it is.

If it's under 10 hours of gameplay, like other modern day shooters... I can wait for it to be in the bargain bin.

If it's over 20 hours... I'll pay full price.

I doubt the original was close to 20 hours. If you're like me it just seemed longer because you replayed it and cranked up the difficulty enough to make it punishing.
 
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17. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 17:18 Ray Ban
 
At least it won't have a cover mechanic, as The Duke has no need for such things.  
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16. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 17:07 xXBatmanXx
 
Video makes it look like a typical GoW/console/FPS/crap game.

DEMO and reviews please.

Then bargain bin.
 
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15. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 15:26 wtf_man
 
Well... I'll buy it.

Whether I buy it at full price vs. Bargain bin depends on how short / long it is.

If it's under 10 hours of gameplay, like other modern day shooters... I can wait for it to be in the bargain bin.

If it's over 20 hours... I'll pay full price.
 
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14. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 13:36 Verno
 
Creston wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 13:24:

Shit, that's just fucking depressing.

I wonder what I sound like now...

Creston

That's not depressing. Duke 3D came out in 1996 and right now it's 2011. Now that is depressing
 
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13. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 13:24 Creston
 
Verno wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 13:09:

Isn't that John St. John? Same guy, he's just older now bro, like us

Shit, that's just fucking depressing.

I wonder what I sound like now...

Creston
 
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12. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 13:11 Jonny5
 
DukeFNukem wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 12:18:
This trailer sucks a rosy red titty. The scenes flip so fast you don't even really have time to focus on anything. Im sure the video could be used to produce epileptic seizures in some people.

Im also not really all that crazy about the way this game seems to rely heavily on porn and sex much more than the original. The choice of song makes this even more evident. Why the hell would somebody choose a song called "Stroke It" for an action game like Duke Nukem? Do the game developers want all teenagers to purchase this game instead of porn for their masturbation fix?

I loved the original Duke Nukem 3D game and was looking forward to this one but this trailer is a bit of a turn off.



Its a little pathetic.

What are you 70? LOL After reading your post I was expecting crazy ...it was a good trailer and NOT seizure inducing, at all. Must suck to be old (or have an old state of mind)
 
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11. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 13:09 Verno
 
I had a ton of fun playing Duke3D multiplayer. I'm hoping they can capture the same magic and hilarity that ensued from the first game's MP.

I did too but since then the industry has basically replicated most of that stuff except trip mines. I guess it depends on the level design. Oh well, I'll check out the demo tomorrow which will hopefully have an MP map or two.

Don't like the voice over for Duke, though

Isn't that John St. John? Same guy, he's just older now bro, like us
 
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10. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 13:08 Creston
 
Gotta say, it looks pretty cool.

Don't like the voice over for Duke, though. He should sound way more gravelly.

Creston
 
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9. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 13:03 Jackplug
 
I'm just hoping that it isn't a console port kinda a game. As for the MP side, i really can't see it being upto much.  
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8. Re: Duke Nukem Forever Launch Trailer Jun 2, 2011, 12:55 Krovven
 
Verno wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 12:27:
I guess free is free but I'll just take access to the demo, I don't foresee a Duke game having a thriving multiplayer scene in this day and age.

I had a ton of fun playing Duke3D multiplayer. I'm hoping they can capture the same magic and hilarity that ensued from the first game's MP.

Demo tomorrow I believe, so hopefully we will see.

I havent pre-ordered it yet, so if the game sucks I save $45. If it's good, I'll be pre-ordering before June 14th.

 
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