You're mad because you're an unreasonable little fool and the internet gives your stupidity a megaphone, let's not mince words here. Someone get this kid a tissue, his life is so tough because Valve didn't release the game when he said they should have!

You do realize that most ARGs have no reward whatsoever and are for the purposes of self-promotion, right? If you were one of the idiots who sat around playing Toki for 20 hours because you thought you might get Portal 2 on Saturday morning well sorry son. In other news there is no santa and your parents put the money under your pillow.

I wish Valve had released the game on Wednesday at 12:01am just so people like you could blubber their way offline and the rest of us could get some peace and quiet.