Welcome to Pink's News. Surely you are totally believing the rebranding of the site, as its plausibility is only exceeded by its originality. In completely unrelated news, today is April Fools' Day, meaning a vast majority of today's stories will be jokes, and some of them will even be funny. We'll probability misclassify a real story or two as jokes along the way, and if the past is any prologue, at least one farfetched story will turn out to be true. Can you even stand the wackiness?
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