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Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount

The Left 4 Dead Blog has some startling statistics on how many zombies have been dispatched since the launch of Left 4 Dead 2, Valve's zombie shooter sequel. Word is:

In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2's release, 28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, bludgeoned, chainsawed and killed or, for our younger readers, taken to a farm where they can frolic and shuffle around forever.

You read that correctly: 28 BILLION. To put that number in perspective:

    • The entire population of the planet has been zombified and killed 4.26 times.

    • With the average height of a zombie being 6 feet, if you stacked them end to end they would circle the globe 1,322 times.

    • If you placed 28,981,249,043 rulers end to end, they would reach 28,981,249,043 feet in the sky.

In short: That is a bucketload of dead zombies. Nice job, everyone.

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9. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 13, 2010, 11:35 xXBatmanXx
 
Heh....I thought I had killled a lot more, and I probably have as some of the stats don't make sense...but it says I have only killed 25k zombies.....I am really not pulling my weight around here....  
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8. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 13, 2010, 00:38 The Half Elf
 
Is that regular inches or internet inches?  
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7. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 12, 2010, 23:57 UnderLord
 
All those 12" rulers have about 1/8" extra at each end, so they are all 12.25" long. That means the figure is short by 603776021.72916666666666666666667 feet or 114351.51926688762626262626262626 miles! ;-)  
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6. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 12, 2010, 20:06 FLY
 
pfft. Chuck Norris dps is higher. bye  
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5. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 12, 2010, 14:42 Hoop
 
I think valve is getting lazy with their statistics.
I would like to be sent the name & previous occupation of every zombie i have killed...... oh & were they a dog person or a cat person.

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4. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 12, 2010, 14:10 JoeNapalm
 

28 Billion?

I call hax.

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3. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 12, 2010, 12:48 Creston
 
So... are the zombies reproducing then?

Still, this is pretty funny.

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2. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 12, 2010, 11:41 Merkaba48
 
......kay. (response to the original article, not the previous comment)

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1. Re: Left 4 Dead 2 Bodycount Feb 12, 2010, 11:36 Cutter
 
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William David Reynolds: In a minute. Book, if I made bricks out of all the poop I ever pooped out and built a 6-foot high wall out of the bricks, how long could I make that wall?

[The book displays 2.7 miles]

God: This is ridiculous. Book, tell this man how many moments of happiness he gave his friends and family.

William David Reynolds: Boring! Book, could I have filled the Empire State Building with my own poop?

God: Don't answer that, book!

William David Reynolds: I want to know!

God: No!
 
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