Jesus Christ, Bioware, through how many fucking hoops do I have to fucking jump to unlock this goddamn DLC of yours?? It's included with my Steam version, why do I have to sign up for your "in beta" website, and redeem codes, that then simultaneously tell me that the code was unrecognized AND it was successfully redeemed, and then it STILL doesn't fucking give me anything?? have you ever heard of fucking customer friendliness?
I bet the goddamned pirates don't have to jump through 95000 fucking hoops to play your fucking DLC.
Edit : Even more brilliant now, I try to log back into that fucking website, with the account that I have already logged in with once (my EA account), and now it tells me I have to re-register, except of course, that my FUCKING EMAIL ADDRESS IS ALREADY IN FUCKING USE.
Yes, it's in fucking use, IT'S MY FUCKING EMAIL ADDRESS!
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