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Signed On Nov 29, 2000, 06:19
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News Comments > The Witcher III Patched
38. Re: The Witcher III Patched May 26, 2015, 15:56 El Pit
 
Krovven wrote on May 26, 2015, 15:18:
Adapt to the game people. Stop expecting games to adapt to you.

REALLY?! And I always thought it was "produce what the consumer wants so that they buy it"

Man, have I been wrong! I, for one, welcome (before this patch) not rebindable keys, a console UI, dumbed down graphics and will happily pay full price for that!

Or... I could just by a PS4, because as others put it "8bit is enough! It's about gameplay, so don't be a graphics whore!" And if I have to use a console controller even when playing the pc version...

Man... I think I'm getting too old for those modern pc console games. I'm lucky enough to have a huuuuuuge backlog of unplayed games build for pc (you know, rebindable keys, great keyboard/mouse controls, and stuff). I won't adapt and pay high prices for a product that wasn't adapted to pc gaming. Sorry.
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Take-Two Results: GTA5 Sells 52M Units
13. Re: Take-Two Results: GTA5 Sells 52M Units May 19, 2015, 03:08 El Pit
 
Limited keybindings, no strafing, a "season pass" (1st time for a Witcher game, right?), consolitis... Ok, I'll buy it when the complete, fixed game goes on sale.  
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > NVIDIA Drivers for The Witcher 3
10. Re: NVIDIA Drivers for The Witcher 3 May 18, 2015, 12:21 El Pit
 
We, from nVidia, have worked closely with CDProject to give GeForce owners the perfect gaming experience with The Witcher 3. CDProject informed us of their image quality downgrade to give console owners a better experience (to quote a console owner: "Waaaaah! My PS4 ruuuuuuuules! Witcher 3 must look bad or even better worse on a pc than on my PS4! Waaaaaaah!"), and therefore our new Witcher 3 gaming enhancement drivers will underclock your GPU and turn off half of your video card memory. Experience the same frame stuttering that proud console owners will love! Remember: We at nVidia and CDproject LOVE pc gamers!  
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > WoW Bot Bans
3. Re: WoW Bot Bans May 14, 2015, 11:13 El Pit
 
nin wrote on May 14, 2015, 10:55:
Wallshadows wrote on May 14, 2015, 10:50:
If the forums indicate anything it's that most of those who were banned din do nuffin. Rolleyes

Isn't it a shame there's not a required device to use the internet, where every time you lie, you get an electrical shock?


I heard the Obama government wanted to follow your idea, but Peter Molyneux asked the PotUS personally to not do it.
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue May 10, 2015, 13:33 El Pit
 
Since Witcher 3 is already out in UAE and some other countries for consoles, what do those gamers think about it? Any (mini-)review would be appreciated.  
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Steamship Ahoy - Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
6. Re: Steamship Ahoy - Wolfenstein: The Old Blood May 5, 2015, 15:47 El Pit
 
wtf_man wrote on May 5, 2015, 15:39:
Well, I'm certainly not going to buy a game that takes me longer to download than play.

So you're saying that people with higher bandwidth have more fun playing short games?
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Saturday Mobilization
3. Re: Saturday Mobilization May 2, 2015, 12:28 El Pit
 
The future of wearables is BRIGHT. Once people understand that they wanted smartphones to get rid of watches and other stuff (you know it was a smart idea to have everything in ONE place) and stop buying watches again, the industry will release smart earrings, smart rings, smart cock rings, smart bracelets, and so on. The rich people just got too much money and if they see something with a bitten fruit logo on it, they will pay hundreds to get it, no matter how totally stupid it is and how it is actually a step back from having a smartphone with all functions built in.

A smart cockring that automatically tweets a picture and the amount of time spent on the current act of copulation would sell more units than sliced bread ever did.
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Steam Launches Paid Mod Support
103. Re: Steam Launches Paid Mod Support Apr 24, 2015, 01:11 El Pit
 
$team  
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Might & Magic Heroes VII Preorders
4. Re: Might & Magic Heroes VII Preorders Apr 24, 2015, 01:09 El Pit
 
Standard Edition
The Standard Edition includes the full Might & Magic Heroes VII game experience.

Collectorís Edition
Additional in-game content

Yeah... No. Well, full game EXPERIENCE with the standard edition, but not FULL GAME. Reading comprehension, I know. I hate this habit, it's why I wait for the complete game as GOTY or whatever they call it version, even if it takes more than a year. And then I get the REALLY complete game at even half the price or less.
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Wolfenstein: The Old Blood Next Month
10. Re: Wolfenstein: The Old Blood Next Month Apr 9, 2015, 00:54 El Pit
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 8, 2015, 20:32:
Der Elder Bluden?

Ehm... What?!
Das alte Blut
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Pillars of Eternity Tabletop & Card Games Planned
2. Re: Pillars of Eternity Tabletop & Card Games Planned Apr 5, 2015, 11:45 El Pit
 
Will have a day one patch and some cards will be nerfed in week 1 after release.  
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Star Citizen Version 1.1
12. Re: Star Citizen Version 1.1 Mar 22, 2015, 15:38 El Pit
 
Gib007 wrote on Mar 22, 2015, 13:39:
Downloading the 25 GB at a blazing 500 kB/s average, YAY!!

Next stretch goal: 750 kB/s download rate.
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > The Witcher 3 Day One Patch & Other Details Revealed
23. Re: The Witcher 3 Day One Patch & Other Details Revealed Mar 21, 2015, 11:59 El Pit
 
jdreyer wrote on Mar 21, 2015, 11:41:
El Pit wrote on Mar 21, 2015, 10:01:
I wonder what it will be like to play the Journalist class. Will a Journalist level 7 have higher Spin Doctoring skills? Will he get higher bribes than a Journalist (level 6)?


The player's class was poorly chosen. When fighting wyverns the sword is mightier than the pen.


Charlie Hebdo! He will kill the Wyvern with an Irony spell followed by a strike of Satire. Journalists need to be level 20 or higher to unlock the Charlie Hebdo specialization, though.
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > The Witcher 3 Day One Patch & Other Details Revealed
3. Re: The Witcher 3 Day One Patch & Other Details Revealed Mar 21, 2015, 10:01 El Pit
 
I wonder what it will be like to play the Journalist class. Will a Journalist level 7 have higher Spin Doctoring skills? Will he get higher bribes than a Journalist (level 6)?

 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Full Control Lays Off Staff; Lays Off Game Development
10. Re: Full Control Lays Off Staff; Lays Off Game Development Mar 19, 2015, 01:47 El Pit
 
Guys, this is it. We have been too successful. That's why we decided to quit as long as we're making crazy money. As I said: "We simply wanted to stop when we were at the top of our game." So, as long as we were in Full Control of the situation, we had to stop being a huge success. Game over, man.

PR language is soooo confusing.
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Sunday Safety Dance
4. Reboot Loop Reboot Loop Re... Mar 16, 2015, 08:50 El Pit
 
Microsoft's Magic!

10 Reboot
20 Goto 10

 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Valve on Improving Steam Customer Service
9. Re: Valve on Improving Steam Customer Service Mar 14, 2015, 16:03 El Pit
 
harlock wrote on Mar 14, 2015, 16:01:
Creston wrote on Mar 14, 2015, 15:18:
"The more important thing is that we don't feel like our customer service support is where it needs to be right now,"

RIGHT NOW? Your customer support has been fucking terrible for over a fucking DECADE. Thanks for waking the fuck up.

right now, in terms of pleasing investors, shareholders, etc.

What shareholders? Did Gabe sell out?
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Valve on Improving Steam Customer Service
7. Valve: Service? Hahahaha! Mar 14, 2015, 15:56 El Pit
 
Nobody wanted to move her/his desk from the "TF2 Hat Invention" and the "Slap The Customers in the Face With Regional Pricing, Region Locks, et al." groups to "Customer Service". Well, losing customers by their current agenda will lead to a better customer - service drone ratio. See? There's a plan behind their last fuck-ups.  
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Steam Gift Restrictions Tighten
26. Re: Steam Gift Restrictions Tighten Mar 12, 2015, 13:58 El Pit
 
Yeah, I'm panicking, Jivaro. Gaming will become cheaper for me.  
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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News Comments > Steam Gift Restrictions Tighten
24. Re: Steam Gift Restrictions Tighten Mar 12, 2015, 13:37 El Pit
 
Jivaro wrote on Mar 12, 2015, 13:31:
Not true. [...] There are a few exceptions ...

So, it's not true, but true in a few cases.

Do you know a band called the Spin Doctors?

E.g. buy Dying Light in Russia via Steam, activate it while being there, then come back and try playing the game that is still in your library.

Hicks: Game over, man!
 
Consoles? I owned two: a Pong clone and an Atari 2600. And that's it.
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