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Nickname Axis
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Description Older, smarter, better.
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Signed On Jun 11, 2012, 20:08
Total Comments 1941 (Pro)
User ID 57462
 
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News Comments > Saturday Tech Bits
14. Re: Saturday Tech Bits Jun 30, 2015, 15:39 Axis
 
Axis giggles, and it was good.  
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News Comments > Scrolls Closing
19. Re: Scrolls Closing Jun 29, 2015, 20:06 Axis
 
And one of you less original than them all...  
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News Comments > Saturday Tech Bits
12. Re: Saturday Tech Bits Jun 29, 2015, 18:18 Axis
 
Krowen reads the headline, then comes in to make a comment similar to mine.

He reads 'descenders' comment.

He then quotes my first comment (pretending that's as far as he got in the thread) and attempts to condescend while trying to sound intelligent.

Axis replies with a stunning understanding of people like Krowen, and Krowen bows and grovels, humiliation inside.

Krowen then chooses to ignore replying because not only is Axis correct, but the thread was pretty much done when Krowen first replied.





































Krowen then scrolls down, reads this sentence, and decides to...
 
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News Comments > Morning Patches
1. Re: Morning Patches Jun 29, 2015, 18:03 Axis
 
Can't let a good Open Source go comment-less...  
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News Comments > Steam Hardware Early Preorders Sold Out
16. Re: Steam Hardware Early Preorders Sold Out Jun 29, 2015, 18:02 Axis
 
Nothing like a "Sold Out" sign to make people not only want one, but admit to buying...  
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News Comments > TrackMania, ShootMania, and Maniaplanet Status Reports
3. Re: TrackMania, ShootMania, and Maniaplanet Status Reports Jun 28, 2015, 14:53 Axis
 
It never caught on in NA because it's crap. I'm a NA oldie these days, but when I was a 20 something I hit the quakecons and clanning hard and played games designed to be competitive with pure twitch skill.

I got in on SM beta because of them touting the "new quake killer tourney app" vibe. It became clear very quickly that this is a company who cannot deliver and is often completely full of shit.

It went, and is going nowhere. Honestly I wish that wasn't the case, but it is, and it's completely due to the inept team behind it.
 
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News Comments > Breaking Bad Game TMed
5. Re: Breaking Bad Game TMed Jun 27, 2015, 14:14 Axis
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 27, 2015, 14:09:

That does sound quite excellent.

I was imagining a Telltale style game.

(Heavy Reverb) NOOOOOOOoooooooo......
 
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News Comments > Breaking Bad Game TMed
2. Re: Breaking Bad Game TMed Jun 27, 2015, 11:11 Axis
 
I think they intend to mimic Breaking Bad's worst episode - "The Fly"...

Breaking Bad: The Fly:
You are a fly in a meth lab. Not only do you have to avoid fumes and spills, you are under constant attack by team Jessie and Walt. Packed with achievements and objects, here's just a few examples of what to expect:


Features:
* One seamless level
* Methvision
* Meth Mutators (become a goat!)

Achievements:
* Bore the Audience
* Fly around
* Camera angles everywhere

Interaction:
* POOP: restores health
* Windows: provide escapes, but higher chance of 'splatting'
* Ears: Get close enough to annoy, but beware!

And more...!
 
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Axis
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News Comments > Saturday Tech Bits
1. Re: Saturday Tech Bits Jun 27, 2015, 10:36 Axis
 
Pssst... never needed support for Win XP: easy to admin -- no sweat.

Pssst... never needed support for Win Vista: easy to not install on any machines, ever.
 
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News Comments > TrackMania, ShootMania, and Maniaplanet Status Reports
1. Re: TrackMania, ShootMania, and Maniaplanet Status Reports Jun 27, 2015, 10:30 Axis
 
Why they keep on about the trainwreck Shootmania is beyond me.

Game is shit, devs were creeps, community non existent, and PR talked/still talks about it like it was "THE PRO" game of the century from alpha to release.
 
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News Comments > Steam Summer Sale Analysis
15. Re: Steam Summer Sale Analysis Jun 26, 2015, 14:09 Axis
 
Pillars pretty much went nowhere considering there seemed to be a consensus that it would do well, it never even cracked the top 5 while D:OS during it's honeymoon summer sale sat #1 for many days at a time.

Horn... I'm tootin ya!

(I wish pillars did better tbh, cant get enough good rpgs these days)
 
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News Comments > Portal Stories: Mel Released
1. Re: Portal Stories: Mel Released Jun 25, 2015, 14:54 Axis
 
Always liked me some Portal, I'll be checking this out... *someday*.

So when is there going to be a "Portal, the FPS"?

 
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News Comments > Overwatch Video
1. Re: Overwatch Video Jun 25, 2015, 09:33 Axis
 
If there's no way to turn off all that screen fog and shit, there's no way I'd ever touch the game.  
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News Comments > Pillars of Eternity Expansion Details; Patch Plans
1. Re: Pillars of Eternity Expansion Details; Patch Plans Jun 25, 2015, 09:31 Axis
 
Individual stealth - about frikkin time.

How it took so long for them to come to their senses is beyond me.
 
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News Comments > Diablo III Kanai's Cube Revealed
18. Re: Diablo III Kanai's Cube Revealed Jun 24, 2015, 22:04 Axis
 
Grim Dawn cant be compared to either because there's no economy & server persistence.

Like torchlight, borderlands, etc, they're just singleplayer/coop loot balloon games.
 
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News Comments > Diablo III Kanai's Cube Revealed
7. Re: Diablo III Kanai's Cube Revealed Jun 24, 2015, 11:47 Axis
 
nin wrote on Jun 24, 2015, 09:02:
How about another expansion, or more content? Every time a major patch comes out, I play for about a week, and then get bored again.


That's because the game is crap. Longevity and keeping you coming back is the ONLY benchmark for ARPG loot balloons - production value lasts for 1 playthrough. If it's fun, has interesting and deep mechanics, you'll keep playing. May be news to you blizz fannies, but it's not like we didn't warn you.

PoE/D2 you can play for years on end and never get bored.

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Axis
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News Comments > Tales from the Borderlands Episode 3 Released
6. Re: Tales from the Borderlands Episode 3 Released Jun 23, 2015, 20:09 Axis
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 23, 2015, 19:54:
Teledildonics. Never bought one, doubt I ever will.

You don't know what your missing!
 
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Axis
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News Comments > Street Fighter V PC Beta This Fall
3. Re: Street Fighter V PC Beta This Fall Jun 23, 2015, 18:08 Axis
 
Blue wrote on Jun 23, 2015, 17:53:
Axis wrote on Jun 23, 2015, 15:55:
Followed by Street Fighter V vs Marvel alpha, Street Fighter V.V EA, and you'll get Street Fighter V Muppets version if you buy all 3...

Ultra Mega Super Street Fighter V.

Damn, went right for the triple dog dare: skipping both "Ultra Street Fighter V" and "Mega Street Fighter V".

 
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News Comments > Guild Wars 2: Heart of Thorns Pricing Adjusted
9. Re: Guild Wars 2: Heart of Thorns Pricing Adjusted Jun 23, 2015, 15:59 Axis
 
I was most critical about GW2 than pretty much everyone here, and frankly anyone who whines about the pricing probably should buy a console...

If its worth it, its worth it. I don't feel any of it is worth it, but it is for my kid and I'm glad to pay it.
 
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News Comments > Tales from the Borderlands Episode 3 Released
1. Re: Tales from the Borderlands Episode 3 Released Jun 23, 2015, 15:56 Axis
 
Episodics. Never bought one, doubt I ever will.  
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