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Nickname SlimRam
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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > etc., etc.
9. Re: etc., etc. Jun 20, 2014, 00:55 SlimRam
 
And, they also plan on making the Vice President his trusty side-kick in game...

...whoever he is
 
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News Comments > Alien Isolation About 15 Hours
9. Re: Alien Isolation About 15 Hours Jun 18, 2014, 10:57 SlimRam
 
The people that have the oculus rift for this game will undoubtedly have the better experience. I mean, when things get really scary you can always just look down and see your bewbs for comfort  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 16, 2014, 22:43 SlimRam
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. BLUE!

LET'S ALL SING!

"How OOOOLD ARE YOU, How OOOOLD ARE YOU!"

*Ducks as a pan comes flying past my head*

Ok, ok perhaps we shouldn't all sing
 
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News Comments > Line Of Defense $99 Early Access
34. Re: Line Of Defense $99 Early Access Jun 16, 2014, 20:52 SlimRam
 
I don't think he needs to be worrying about how much it cost to run his servers. I mean honestly, how much does it cost for the 10 people to play this game?  
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
32. Re: Morning Metaverse Jun 12, 2014, 20:21 SlimRam
 
Hehehehe. You're an evil man, SlimRam. DON'T MOCK MY INEPTITUDE SO!
I'm sorry man but THAT POST WAS PRICELESS! I honestly don't think I have EVER read a miss post that was that awesome! And OFCOURSE someone had to quote it before you could fix the damn thing
 
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
31. Re: Morning Metaverse Jun 12, 2014, 20:18 SlimRam
 
Slimram, you definitely need to post more often.
*Kicks at the ground while looking down* Awww SHUCKS! Honestly, I lurked on Blues for over 10 years before I posted anything soooo, sometimes I fall back into lurk mode for awhile and then i'm like, "Oh YEAH, I can post a comment now!"
 
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
26. Re: Morning Metaverse Jun 11, 2014, 23:00 SlimRam
 
I KNOW, RIGHT? Like that episode where they realize that there is a spy hiding in that giant nebula, I think it's called 'Kim's Ass Nebula' or something like that? But anyway, OFCOURSE it's in the Neutral/Brown Zone and it's decided that someone (guest star Ray Jay) is going to have to fire his probe into it and ofcourse the whole crew has to analyze the footage and THEN Quark (that crazy Ferengi) STEALS the footage and then sells it to the highest bidder! Oh MAN that's a GREAT EPISODE!  
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News Comments > Female Lead Cut from Assassin's Creed: Unity
66. Re: Female Lead Cut from Assassin's Creed: Unity Jun 11, 2014, 22:10 SlimRam
 
I usually play games while wearing my wife's undergarments BUT I ALWAYS play as a male character in the game sooooo, it evens out right?  
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News Comments > DOOM Teaser Trailer
18. Re: DOOM Teaser Trailer Jun 11, 2014, 02:24 SlimRam
 
IF the damn game looks EXACTLY like the trailer, id buys me the computer to run it, AND gives me a handy, THEN I might play this!

Screw me once (and never return my calls), Shame On You
Screw me after everything you have released since Quake III Shame On You Again dammit!
 
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News Comments > Far Cry 4 Co-op Support
14. Re: Far Cry 4 Co-op Support Jun 11, 2014, 02:02 SlimRam
 
THAT'S IT! I'm telling the WORLD and i'm not ashamed of our love:

Me and the FAR CRY franchise are getting MARRIED!
 
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
2. Re: Evening Metaverse Jun 11, 2014, 01:56 SlimRam
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 10, 2014, 20:12:
Videos may make up 84 percent of internet traffic by 2018.

Only 1% will be legit internet traffic. The remaining 15% will be email spam.
And porn, NEVER FORGET the porn!
 
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News Comments > Alien Isolation Trailer
4. Re: Alien Isolation Trailer Jun 10, 2014, 19:47 SlimRam
 
This looks absolutely amazing! I dunno if this will actually be the gameplay but if so:

Now MIGHT be a good time to buy 'Fruit of The Loom' stock because I think I might be filling mine at a record rate if this turns out to be as good as it's looking!

Dammit, THERE I GO AGAIN getting all crazy excited over an 'Alien' game again *sighs*
 
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News Comments > etc.
21. Re: etc. Jun 9, 2014, 19:49 SlimRam
 
deqer wrote on Jun 9, 2014, 19:39:
harlock wrote on Jun 9, 2014, 15:11:
Rattlehead wrote on Jun 9, 2014, 15:07:
You jelly bro?

am i jealous of a multi-millionaire? fuck yeh, who wouldnt be?
Christians wouldn't be, because that is what's known as sinful jealousy; and God doesn't like that. God only likes what's known as holy jealousy.

You mean i'm going to Hell? Awwwww Dammit!

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News Comments > Mirror's Edge Tease
17. Re: Mirror's Edge Tease Jun 9, 2014, 19:24 SlimRam
 
I think Mirror's edge is boring. Its a SNORE-A-THON. I tried playing it but gameplay puts me to sleep. Jumping from building to building unrealistically is not a good substitute for gameplay. I hope this franchise dies. Its an unimaginative coma inducing sleep-a-thon that needs to stop existing. The above post simplifies these thoughts into the tweeter generations internet friendly post! Less then 140 character twitter compliant AND its easy to read.

This is the Internets.

Good for you, now get out
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Rotfl

Hehehe I dunno, why but that struck me funny! I laughed out loud and coughed my Pepsi! Thank you for that sir. Ya get an Official Internet Star for that one!
 
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News Comments > Two Tomb Raider Games Announced
7. Re: Two Tomb Raider Games Announced Jun 9, 2014, 19:01 SlimRam
 
Beamer wrote on Jun 9, 2014, 17:21:
So many co-op things being announced, but I'm at a point in my life where I have no one to do co-op with!

Well, for now.
I'll play with you man, just as long as you don't mind the constant stream of profanities; the general lewd, obnoxious, and belligerent behavior of my drunken ass team killing across the level until I passout in the middle of the match?

C'MON, IT'LL BE FUN!!!
 
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News Comments > Battlefield Hardline in October; New Trailer
27. Re: Battlefield Hardline in October; New Trailer Jun 6, 2014, 19:40 SlimRam
 
Wasn't APB something like this...

And failed...

Twice...
 
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News Comments > Sniper Elite V2 Free Today
8. Re: Sniper Elite V2 Free Today Jun 4, 2014, 18:57 SlimRam
 
FOUR WORDS:

Xray. Double. Testicle. Shot

TOTALLY WORTH IT
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 4, 2014, 10:22 SlimRam
 
All my dreams and aspirations stopped the day after my wedding.

Coincidence?
 
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News Comments > Homefront: The Revolution Announced
49. Re: Homefront: The Revolution Announced Jun 3, 2014, 02:32 SlimRam
 
I played the first one and didn't mind it too much but it was rather short although there was a lot of action packed into it. Yes, it DEFINITELY was a corridor shooter without a doubt but there were some story elements that were kinda disturbing (the scene in the beginning when your on the bus and see the NK soldiers kill the little boys parents and then just leave him there with they're bodies made me MAD) and the remote tank thing was a neat idea but you didn't get to play with it that much??? And the push on the bridge at the end was like....THE END and although it was kinda fun, when it was over, I didn't realize that was the end of the game until I saw the credits roll and I was like...."Uh...alrighty then".

This game sounds like a WAY more open world experience and my thoughts are that more open world is USUALLY a good thing.

I'll be looking forward to this because, well, I didn't hate the first one and I think I tend to like a few more games than others sometimes. I blame this on:

1) I have a low I.Q.

2) I have absolutely no taste

3) I'm easily amused

4) I'm usually drunk

Well now, there I go pumping up the 'ole self esteem again
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Arena Commander Delayed
96. Re: Star Citizen Arena Commander Delayed May 29, 2014, 22:53 SlimRam
 
*Shaking my head in disbelief*

I TOLD HIM, dammit I TOLD HIM! I said, "Sir Roberts, if you TRY to apply the physics of the 'Space Burrito Surprise' into your unfinished engine modifications, well Sir, you're going to CRASH the whole DAMN GAME!"

But DID HE LISTEN? OF COURSE NOT! Ohhhhh NOOOOOOO, Sir Roberts yelled out, "I WILL have my FUCKING SPACE BURRITO SURPRISE you SON OF A BITCHES!!!" And then, from what I saw on my private Skype session with him, he just GOES and HITS the giant red 'BUILD' button mounted on his desk and the WHOLE DAMN PLACE went DARK!

I told him...
 
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