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Nickname SlimRam
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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Jade Raymond Leaving Ubisoft
70. Re: Jade Raymond Leaving Ubisoft Oct 21, 2014, 01:01 SlimRam
 
*Reading through the thread, takes off his glasses and places them gently folded in front of my hands on my desk. I lower my head and think reflectively for a moment and then try to put it all in the proper context, standing up I say,*

"She has nice jugs, I wish her the best."
 
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News Comments > Steamships Ahoy - Fist of Jesus
4. Re: Steamships Ahoy - Fist of Jesus Oct 18, 2014, 00:23 SlimRam
 
Another zombie game??? Jesus Christ! ...Oh wait...um...  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
19. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 17, 2014, 00:00 SlimRam
 
Yah, i've always kinda scratched my head about Aquaman. I mean seriously, what if he gets jumped while he's on land by a bunch of thugs in a parking lot? I mean, as he's getting his water lily ass handed to him by these guys, does he jump up and run to the nearest McDonald's dumpster and order a half-eaten Filet-O-Fish sandwich to fight for him?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
21. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 14, 2014, 01:57 SlimRam
 
Columbus Day? Hell Yeah, it's about time they gave Peter Faulk his own holiday dammit!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
54. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 9, 2014, 23:30 SlimRam
 
Happy Birthday Bluesnews!

Without you I would have nothing to read on my phone while I am in the Porta-Johns at work; both, have been moving experiences.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Oct 6, 2014, 19:57 SlimRam
 
He's someone I looked up to... I'm only 5'-6"

Well, it makes me give it a cry, "Live and let die".
 
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News Comments > Steamships Ahoy - Alien: Isolation
6. Re: Steamships Ahoy - Alien: Isolation Oct 6, 2014, 19:19 SlimRam
 
nin wrote on Oct 6, 2014, 19:05:
ViRGE wrote on Oct 6, 2014, 19:01:
An 80 Metacritic score is better than I was expecting, especially after the last few Alien outings. Which means it's nowhere close to perfect, but that's about the score you'd expect for a good game.

Based on sega's previous outings (avp 2010, A:CM), an 80 is a fucking miracle to them!

In my best Newt voice,"That means that the game is pretty good...mostly"
 
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News Comments > Battlefield 4 Fall Patch Arrives
7. Re: Battlefield 4 Fall Patch Arrives Oct 1, 2014, 00:34 SlimRam
 
I think i'm going to load it back up and give it a go. I put almost 200 hours in BF4 before and uninstalled it finally. What the hell, I haven't felt like a human bullet-sponge in a while, i'm going back in (dammit I better not have lost my custom settings....poop, I probably did *grrrrrrr*). If any of you guys smoke 'Douglas Stone', and that will be the majority of you that play, then that will be me and just to reassure.

Yes I suck at Battlefield...badly

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 29, 2014, 00:14 SlimRam
 
I am the master of disaster when it comes to toilets! On me and the wife's last vacation I actually clogged 3 out of 3 toilets in the hotels we were staying at! I'm not sure if i'm just overly gifted when it comes to john clogging or lucky! Well, it was never lucky for the maids that had to come into the room and clean up after my rectal wreaking ball did it's damage. I think it's just shoddy construction honestly. I mean, the newer toilets use less water and I believe hamster poop could clog those damn things. BUT, the old super flushers of the past, OH HEEEEEELLLLLL NO! You could flush a Volkswagen down those damn things without even a hiccup. Dammit, I MISS the toilets of olde *sighs and marches off into my bathroom to reminisce about the past*  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 27, 2014, 00:23 SlimRam
 
These ads make me sad...

I mean now we have to deal with Driving Aids also? Dammit, I thought we had almost conquered the AIDS virus? *sighs and throws hands up*
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
1. Re: Morning Consolidation Sep 25, 2014, 10:03 SlimRam
 
  • Activision is making a Duck Dynasty game.


  • FINALLY! NOW I have a reason to buy a console again!
     
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    News Comments > Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Trailer
    4. Re: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Trailer Sep 24, 2014, 22:37 SlimRam
     
    Reviewers are raving!

    "With the new exo-suit, we're definately going to see foul mouthed 12 year olds taking the whole 'bunny hopping across the map, while calling everyone gay' to a whole new level! THIS is EXCITING STUFF!"
     
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    News Comments > Tim Schaefer Addresses Spacebase DF-9 Questions
    27. Re: Tim Schaefer Addresses Spacebase DF-9 Questions Sep 22, 2014, 14:22 SlimRam
     
    One of the questions that seems to be asked the most in they're forum is (and you have to read this using Jeff Fisher's voice from 'American Dad'):

    "WHY am I bent over right now? WHY are my pants down? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!?"
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    5. Re: Rift Reaction Sep 21, 2014, 14:39 SlimRam
     
    Yah the wife turned me on to The Knick. She is fascinated by medical type things and urged me to watch it with her. I like it pretty well, although I don't think they have made that many episodes yet. I like that it's apparently loosely based on a real doctor that was:

    1) Brilliant
    2) Unorthodox
    3) A drug addict

    The scene where he is withdrawing from morphine and the young nurse has to inject him because he's shaking so bad was shocking because up to that point, you didn't realize exactly how much of a junkie he is.
    Also, it's sad about the black surgeon that is basically ignored but he is brilliant also but you see, because of segregation and the attitude towards blacks in general back then, how he is treated so badly.
    If your into medical and surgery type stuff at the turn of the century and medical standards that are amazingly barbaric compared to today e.g. setting a body on fire while trying to cauterize a incision with acting and production that are generally really well done, you might want to check it out.

     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    6. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 16, 2014, 11:00 SlimRam
     
    When the first Xbox came out I made sure to get Halo. Honestly it was the reason I got the system in the first place. Anyway my wife really dug the game and she decided that she loved being a sniper. I was just happy that she was actually interested in the game and I had someone to play with. Well over time she actually became quite a good sniper in the game. I preferred it up close and nasty especially with a shotgun or a melee weapon so her being a sniper worked out perfectly.
    Anyway, after we had conquered Halo many times, I decided that I wanted to start playing something else and I wanted her to play too. so of course I had to pick up Serious Sam: The First Encounter. So we're starting the game and my wife asks me, "Am I going to be the sniper?". So I said,"Well, I suppose you can be but Serious Sam is kind of a different sort of game than Halo...like a bit more hectic" (I had already played it on the PC). Well, when the first huge wave of enemies started charging towards us my wife yells out, "OH Shit!" and then she starts running away from them so I'm chasing her on the screen while back tracking and trying to shoot as many of the enemy as possible and she's running all over the map like a crazy person and I'm yelling,"Honey, you REALLY need to start SHOOTING!" HEHEHE we had a blast with that game, and she still remembers playing it and claims it as one of her favorites
     
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    News Comments > Minimum Launches
    4. Re: Minimum Launches Sep 16, 2014, 02:56 SlimRam
     
    It just looks soooo...minimal  
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    News Comments > MS/Mojang $2.5B Deal Confirmed
    99. Re: MS/Mojang $2.5B Deal Confirmed Sep 15, 2014, 21:31 SlimRam
     
    Goddammit dude. You've really thought this through. Big kudos for one vivid fantasy. Not bad. I especially like the part where all the drunk, stoned and drugged people are shooting the zip wire pinata with shotguns. Awesome!
    Well, PapaRam used to say, "Boy if somebody hasn't gone to the hospital, died or ended up in jail you ain't had a party."
    Of course, every single bluesnews member that showed up to this party would be nothing but VIP all the way. We could all sit up in the sky boxes, bong Crystal, pass the blunt and watch the carnage down below. Paradise!
     
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    News Comments > MS/Mojang $2.5B Deal Confirmed
    79. Re: MS/Mojang $2.5B Deal Confirmed Sep 15, 2014, 16:25 SlimRam
     
    Oooooooh Slim would be DANGEROUS with this kinda money!

    I'd rent out a stadium somewhere geographically in the middle of the United States and throw a MASSIVE PARTY! Literally EVERYONE would be invited! First come, first 60,000 served. Party members would be given a hooker and some blow at the door, free of charge! I'd have a waterside built in the middle that you could ride as much as you wanted AND the "water" used for the ride would be 1000's of gallons of 'Olde English 800' malt liquor! There would be a giant disco ball hanging from the ceiling, lasers bouncing all over the place, 20 dollars bills blown all over the stadium as confetti and a giant pinata that looks like a ram and filled with weed and ecstasy bags that's flies around the stadium on a zip wire that you can shoot at with shotguns! An entire hospital staff would be on duty with a triosh center. There would be a motocross track built all the way around the edge of the stadium that anyone would be allowed to race anything on; ambulances or dump trucks, WHY NOT? It would be catered by 'Dairy Queen' because I LOVE me some damn butterscotch Dilly Bars! The event would last an entire weekend with 25 bands playing continuously through out, Flogging Molly IS A MUST! Towards the end of it, they would open the roof and helicopters would dump like 500,000 gallons of cherry KoolAid on everyone and the largest mud fight in HISTORY would commence!

    Oh if only *sighs*
     
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    News Comments > Elite: Dangerous Launch Pricing and Preorder Bonus
    48. Re: Elite: Dangerous Launch Pricing and Preorder Bonus Sep 12, 2014, 22:36 SlimRam
     
    I have currently 145 hours into this (seriously). I had finally earned enough to buy the GRAND DADDY super huge DELUXE Lakon Type 9 freighter! She was a BEAUT! 440 cargo capacity, shields of the GODS, the abilty to easily jump entirely across the known galaxy on a tank of gas. 3 MILLION credits to own.

    I flew one mission with it and began exiting a station for a second run with my big, beautiful shiny new ship

    Then I clipped the side of one of the long pylons that sticks out of the sides of some of the different stations you don't usually see and in one single flash of light and poop.

    My ship was gone.

    I think I died a little on the inside when I realized that I had used all of my money to buy the ship and the cargo I was currently hauling.

    I didn't have enough money for the insurance to buy my ship back...

    So, I saddled up in my free Sidewinder and...quietly...I headed back out into the black with my heavy heart.

    To do it all over again. YES I love this game that much
     
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    News Comments > PC GTA5 in January
    4. Re: PC GTA5 in January Sep 12, 2014, 09:50 SlimRam
     
    God I love Rockstar! Thank you guys SO much for finally doing this! By the way, do these guys ever freaking miss? Everything they touch turns to gold, amazing.

    unfortunately it means I think I'm going to finally have to build another computer, ugh.
     
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