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Nickname SlimRam
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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Arma III Free Weekend
10. Re: Arma III Free Weekend Oct 23, 2014, 22:52 SlimRam
 
Think i'm going to give this a shot, i've been waiting for a price drop soooooo I think I shall try before I buy WOOT!  
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News Comments > Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Recommended Specs
17. Re: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Recommended Specs Oct 23, 2014, 17:02 SlimRam
 
I only ever received one trophy. it was a kid bicycle race that was sponsored by somebody. There was only four of us in the entire race including my brother. I think I was in the third grade and I was getting smoked by everybody in front of me including a little girl riding her pink bicycle with a basket.she fell off the bicycle and like an idiot I stopped to help her. she took off and left me standing there holding my bike, I became lost and eventually my parents had to drive in our car around the block to see where I'd gone. it was an honorary trophy actually, it said something to the effect of "your child is an idiot and came in last because he didn't know where the bicycle race was being held". so my street cred it's basically just that. I had a very sad sad childhood.  
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News Comments > Metallica to Close BlizzCon
30. Re: Metallica to Close BlizzCon Oct 21, 2014, 23:45 SlimRam
 
Metallica? I say,

"You can take the metal out of they're ass, but you can't take the ass out of they're metal"
 
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News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions
6. Re: Gatherings & Competitions Oct 21, 2014, 21:41 SlimRam
 
  • Donations Pour in After Pro-Gamer Dies During Tournament.


  • I suppose someone has to say it... "Game over man, game over..."

    May his thumbs never tire, his headphones never crackle and short, and earning the highest score is automatic in his gaming afterlife *bows*
     
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    News Comments > Jade Raymond Leaving Ubisoft
    70. Re: Jade Raymond Leaving Ubisoft Oct 21, 2014, 01:01 SlimRam
     
    *Reading through the thread, takes off his glasses and places them gently folded in front of my hands on my desk. I lower my head and think reflectively for a moment and then try to put it all in the proper context, standing up I say,*

    "She has nice jugs, I wish her the best."
     
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    News Comments > Steamships Ahoy - Fist of Jesus
    4. Re: Steamships Ahoy - Fist of Jesus Oct 18, 2014, 00:23 SlimRam
     
    Another zombie game??? Jesus Christ! ...Oh wait...um...  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    19. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 17, 2014, 00:00 SlimRam
     
    Yah, i've always kinda scratched my head about Aquaman. I mean seriously, what if he gets jumped while he's on land by a bunch of thugs in a parking lot? I mean, as he's getting his water lily ass handed to him by these guys, does he jump up and run to the nearest McDonald's dumpster and order a half-eaten Filet-O-Fish sandwich to fight for him?  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    21. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 14, 2014, 01:57 SlimRam
     
    Columbus Day? Hell Yeah, it's about time they gave Peter Faulk his own holiday dammit!  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    54. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 9, 2014, 23:30 SlimRam
     
    Happy Birthday Bluesnews!

    Without you I would have nothing to read on my phone while I am in the Porta-Johns at work; both, have been moving experiences.
     
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    News Comments > Into the Black
    3. Re: Into the Black Oct 6, 2014, 19:57 SlimRam
     
    He's someone I looked up to... I'm only 5'-6"

    Well, it makes me give it a cry, "Live and let die".
     
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    News Comments > Steamships Ahoy - Alien: Isolation
    6. Re: Steamships Ahoy - Alien: Isolation Oct 6, 2014, 19:19 SlimRam
     
    nin wrote on Oct 6, 2014, 19:05:
    ViRGE wrote on Oct 6, 2014, 19:01:
    An 80 Metacritic score is better than I was expecting, especially after the last few Alien outings. Which means it's nowhere close to perfect, but that's about the score you'd expect for a good game.

    Based on sega's previous outings (avp 2010, A:CM), an 80 is a fucking miracle to them!

    In my best Newt voice,"That means that the game is pretty good...mostly"
     
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    News Comments > Battlefield 4 Fall Patch Arrives
    7. Re: Battlefield 4 Fall Patch Arrives Oct 1, 2014, 00:34 SlimRam
     
    I think i'm going to load it back up and give it a go. I put almost 200 hours in BF4 before and uninstalled it finally. What the hell, I haven't felt like a human bullet-sponge in a while, i'm going back in (dammit I better not have lost my custom settings....poop, I probably did *grrrrrrr*). If any of you guys smoke 'Douglas Stone', and that will be the majority of you that play, then that will be me and just to reassure.

    Yes I suck at Battlefield...badly

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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    12. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 29, 2014, 00:14 SlimRam
     
    I am the master of disaster when it comes to toilets! On me and the wife's last vacation I actually clogged 3 out of 3 toilets in the hotels we were staying at! I'm not sure if i'm just overly gifted when it comes to john clogging or lucky! Well, it was never lucky for the maids that had to come into the room and clean up after my rectal wreaking ball did it's damage. I think it's just shoddy construction honestly. I mean, the newer toilets use less water and I believe hamster poop could clog those damn things. BUT, the old super flushers of the past, OH HEEEEEELLLLLL NO! You could flush a Volkswagen down those damn things without even a hiccup. Dammit, I MISS the toilets of olde *sighs and marches off into my bathroom to reminisce about the past*  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    5. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 27, 2014, 00:23 SlimRam
     
    These ads make me sad...

    I mean now we have to deal with Driving Aids also? Dammit, I thought we had almost conquered the AIDS virus? *sighs and throws hands up*
     
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    News Comments > Morning Consolidation
    1. Re: Morning Consolidation Sep 25, 2014, 10:03 SlimRam
     
  • Activision is making a Duck Dynasty game.


  • FINALLY! NOW I have a reason to buy a console again!
     
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    News Comments > Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Trailer
    4. Re: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Trailer Sep 24, 2014, 22:37 SlimRam
     
    Reviewers are raving!

    "With the new exo-suit, we're definately going to see foul mouthed 12 year olds taking the whole 'bunny hopping across the map, while calling everyone gay' to a whole new level! THIS is EXCITING STUFF!"
     
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    News Comments > Tim Schaefer Addresses Spacebase DF-9 Questions
    27. Re: Tim Schaefer Addresses Spacebase DF-9 Questions Sep 22, 2014, 14:22 SlimRam
     
    One of the questions that seems to be asked the most in they're forum is (and you have to read this using Jeff Fisher's voice from 'American Dad'):

    "WHY am I bent over right now? WHY are my pants down? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!?"
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    5. Re: Rift Reaction Sep 21, 2014, 14:39 SlimRam
     
    Yah the wife turned me on to The Knick. She is fascinated by medical type things and urged me to watch it with her. I like it pretty well, although I don't think they have made that many episodes yet. I like that it's apparently loosely based on a real doctor that was:

    1) Brilliant
    2) Unorthodox
    3) A drug addict

    The scene where he is withdrawing from morphine and the young nurse has to inject him because he's shaking so bad was shocking because up to that point, you didn't realize exactly how much of a junkie he is.
    Also, it's sad about the black surgeon that is basically ignored but he is brilliant also but you see, because of segregation and the attitude towards blacks in general back then, how he is treated so badly.
    If your into medical and surgery type stuff at the turn of the century and medical standards that are amazingly barbaric compared to today e.g. setting a body on fire while trying to cauterize a incision with acting and production that are generally really well done, you might want to check it out.

     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    6. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 16, 2014, 11:00 SlimRam
     
    When the first Xbox came out I made sure to get Halo. Honestly it was the reason I got the system in the first place. Anyway my wife really dug the game and she decided that she loved being a sniper. I was just happy that she was actually interested in the game and I had someone to play with. Well over time she actually became quite a good sniper in the game. I preferred it up close and nasty especially with a shotgun or a melee weapon so her being a sniper worked out perfectly.
    Anyway, after we had conquered Halo many times, I decided that I wanted to start playing something else and I wanted her to play too. so of course I had to pick up Serious Sam: The First Encounter. So we're starting the game and my wife asks me, "Am I going to be the sniper?". So I said,"Well, I suppose you can be but Serious Sam is kind of a different sort of game than Halo...like a bit more hectic" (I had already played it on the PC). Well, when the first huge wave of enemies started charging towards us my wife yells out, "OH Shit!" and then she starts running away from them so I'm chasing her on the screen while back tracking and trying to shoot as many of the enemy as possible and she's running all over the map like a crazy person and I'm yelling,"Honey, you REALLY need to start SHOOTING!" HEHEHE we had a blast with that game, and she still remembers playing it and claims it as one of her favorites
     
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    News Comments > Minimum Launches
    4. Re: Minimum Launches Sep 16, 2014, 02:56 SlimRam
     
    It just looks soooo...minimal  
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