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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming
21. Re: Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming Aug 22, 2014, 17:19 SlimRam
 
Tjold wrote on Aug 22, 2014, 17:14:
I wish he would fucking quit life altogether.
LMAO!!!
Oh shit, that was absolutely priceless! Thanks and best post so far!
 
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News Comments > Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming
6. Re: Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming Aug 22, 2014, 15:16 SlimRam
 
Oh he'll be back. I think he's just one of those people that needs to HEAR that he's wanted back from the public. Let's listen:

*crickets*
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
24. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 21, 2014, 12:01 SlimRam
 
As another had mentioned, I was going to say just pee on everything in the front yard. Just slam like a 12 pack of beer and go for it! Make it like a game and time yourself to see how fast you can do it! You could call it,'The Sprinkle Sprint Challenge'. Hell, invite your friends over for a tournament!
Uh, you might want to do this at night though and make sure you're good and loaded. Hehe
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Gamescom Video; Funding to be Deemphasized
21. Re: Star Citizen Gamescom Video; Funding to be Deemphasized Aug 20, 2014, 22:07 SlimRam
 
NegaDeath wrote on Aug 20, 2014, 17:33:
Star Citizen topic. Swarm swarm swarm!

"Hookers and blow"
"Be patient"
"Million dollar towel"
"Only pre-alpha"
"Roberts is a hack"
"Open development"
"Pay to win"
"Not pay to win"
"Too slow"
"Not due until late next year"
"Too unfocused"

I think that about covers it. In the meantime I buckled and picked up ED last night, should hold me over quite nicely until some of it's competition gets further along. Now I just need a joystick. And an Oculus rift.
You will like Elite, I swears. I picked it up two weeks ago and I can't stop playing it, multiplayer real people bastard pirates and all.I adore it, but I don't have the Rift. From what I've read, with the DK2 the experience with Elite is apparently close to pure gaming bliss.
 
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News Comments > Five Nights at Freddy's Released
8. Re: Five Nights at Freddy's Released Aug 20, 2014, 14:56 SlimRam
 
This article gave me total 'Chuck E Cheese's' flashbacks. I unfortunately worked there when I was a younger, more naive man. Well sadly, once a month for a week I had to put on the stinky, old, dirty Chuck E Cheese rat uniform and entertain at a child's birthday party. Oh Dear God The Horror! There was always the 'sick' kid that somehow always managed to involve me in his/her projectile vomiting, even from the opposite side of the table. There was usually the 'kid that's too young to be there' and my rat outfit scared the living shit out of them and they would scream bloody murder. And then ofcourse...there were the nutshots, the ENDLESS nutshots that you had to sustain from kids always running, and jumping, and kicking through the place like they usually did. Hell, if my nuts didn't get racked during one of those things then I was having an off night. And the bad thing is that all you can do when it happens is fall over and somehow pretend it's part of the act while your really screaming, "OH MY GOD MY NUTS!" inside the head of the outfit.

Needless to say, I will NOT be buying this game.
 
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News Comments > Crytek to Repair Reputation with "Really High Quality Games"
14. Re: Crytek to Repair Reputation with Aug 19, 2014, 10:25 SlimRam
 
Well, on the plus side, if they keep putting out bad games they won't have to worry about piracy as much I guess?

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News Comments > John Carmack's Son's Game
11. Re: John Carmack's Son's Game Aug 18, 2014, 22:44 SlimRam
 
Well John better not have helped his son in ANY WAY to program this, else ZeniMax is probably going to sue...  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
19. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 18, 2014, 21:53 SlimRam
 
Cutter wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 20:03:

And Ram, I actually did yak the other night. I haven't really been drinking at all for the last month because I've been so busy with my move and everything related to it, so I finally got into a few bottles of wine and I guess I consumed a little too much.

Always remember, 'Boone's Farm Fuzzy Navel' my friend. It's cheap, disgusting, and will get you drunk. And at least with that shit, it goes down hard and you know damn well it's coming back up...so it's predictable.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
18. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 18, 2014, 21:23 SlimRam
 
The Half Elf wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 19:54:
SlimRam wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 17:01:
Cutter wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 16:21:

Speaking of a house stuff, I finally just found a rug that really ties the room together. It's really enhanced my Dudeness.

Seriously Cutter? *hands on hips* Dammit, if you are a bachelor then the ONLY thing that should be on your floor is vomit, a used rubber, food, women's underwear, and half your wardrobe, COME ON MAN!

Even I'm not THAT gay Cutter *now goes and picks up all the underwear off the bathroom floor and washes it*
Rotfl Hehehehe Tell'em Elf!
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 18, 2014, 17:01 SlimRam
 
Cutter wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 16:21:

Speaking of a house stuff, I finally just found a rug that really ties the room together. It's really enhanced my Dudeness.

Seriously Cutter? *hands on hips* Dammit, if you are a bachelor then the ONLY thing that should be on your floor is vomit, a used rubber, food, women's underwear, and half your wardrobe, COME ON MAN!

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News Comments > Star Citizen at $50 Million; New Commercial
58. Re: Star Citizen at $50 Million; New Commercial Aug 18, 2014, 15:49 SlimRam
 
jdreyer wrote on Aug 17, 2014, 03:49:
SlimRam wrote on Aug 17, 2014, 03:32:
Indeed it did sir. She is the lovely and flexible Ginger Lynn She also came back for *cough* a second round in Prophecy.

As I recall, she wasn't bad.
Uh, are you referring to her as a porn actress or the part she played in the Wing Commander games? She was actually pretty good in both I don't think that her 'real' acting career ever went anywhere though. I could have sworn that I saw her on an episode of 'Cops' and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw her she looks really really bad now. I even jumped up and pointed at the TV and yelled at my wife and said, "Holy Shit, that's Ginger Lynn!". Of course, she said, "Who's that?" And I was all like, "Uh...an old actress" *cough*. Yeah but the years have not been kind to her, she was pretty chubby and aged and looked like she was just used up...or maybe I should just say used? Lord knows she's taken more loads then a laundromat and aged female porn stars are a sad, sad sight *sighs*
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 18, 2014, 10:48 SlimRam
 
maybe you could remove the section of fence that the tree is growing into and fashion it into some kind of 'skirt' that you then wrap around the tree (you might have to get some more of the picket fencing to make it go completely around the tree). Then maybe you could attach both ends of the fence to the skirt itself? Over time of course when the tree grows you have to let the skirt out a little bit more...much like my wife...

Um, don't tell her I said that

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News Comments > Sunday Legal Briefs
3. Re: Sunday Legal Briefs Aug 17, 2014, 17:11 SlimRam
 
  • O.C. Couple Obsessed With ‘World of Warcraft’ Sentenced to Prison for Extreme Child Neglect.
  • Why bother feeding, clothing, and housing your children when you can live with your REAL family online?
     
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    News Comments > Star Citizen at $50 Million; New Commercial
    49. Re: Star Citizen at $50 Million; New Commercial Aug 17, 2014, 03:32 SlimRam
     
    jdreyer wrote on Aug 17, 2014, 03:12:
    panbient wrote on Aug 16, 2014, 21:08:
    theyarecomingforyou wrote on Aug 16, 2014, 19:16:
    Don't forget that a lot of Chris Roberts' games have featured major voice actors and Squadron 42 is being developed as a full game in itself. It's also worth remembering that the game is going to raise significantly more money between now and its release, as many people are waiting for it to be released before buying it. I'd be surprised if the game doesn't hit $75m, given that this release pulled in $500,000 alone and it's managing $40 a day.

    Also don't forget that most of those major names from back in the day hadn't been seen on a screen in years and/or were in 'low' points of their careers (Mark Hamill / Malcolm McDowell). As proven by their willingness to work in a relatively obscure medium (at the time).

    This is no longer the case.

    Even if they do hit $75M, spending a full 3rd of their budget on voice acting is absurd.

    Also, didn't WC3 feature a porn actress?
    Indeed it did sir. She is the lovely and flexible Ginger Lynn She also came back for *cough* a second round in Prophecy.

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    News Comments > Star Citizen at $50 Million; New Commercial
    46. Re: Star Citizen at $50 Million; New Commercial Aug 17, 2014, 03:11 SlimRam
     
    Forgive the slight derailment but, I sold enough plasma to buy the Elite: Dangerous Beta and I have NO REGRETS. If you want to play a modern version of 'Privateer' right now (without a campaign)...BUY THIS. The freedom is amazing, the graphics are simple but beautiful ( i've actually just sat in the middle of an asteriod field for like 15 minutes just watching the shadows play off of the other asteroids. It was awesome and relaxing). I just fly wherever, whenever, no pressure or care, it's wonderful. I broke out my old Logitec Wingman Extreme joystick and it actually works with this (and Windows 7 heh). The controls are completely remap-able but trying to fly with the mouse was a no go for me but you can do it. This is fully multiplayer right now (if you choose) and playing with real people is pretty much what you would expect...Most people are kind and helpful and of course there are the others that are already pirates and have the most powerful ships in the game and.....you want to stay away from these people It's still being fleshed out but plays very well right now and they are slowly opening up more sections of....well...the galaxy. If you can afford the 75 bucks and are a total space nerd like myself and itching to "get back into the black" BUY THIS GAME

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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    8. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 15, 2014, 18:38 SlimRam
     
  • Discovery channel Shark Week debunked.
  • I'm still waiting for Shart Week personally. I think that would be fascinating television.
     
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    News Comments > Dragon Age: Inquisition Trailer
    16. Re: Dragon Age: Inquisition Trailer Aug 13, 2014, 21:55 SlimRam
     
    I tend to see the glass half-full myself...

    Even when it has pee in it
     
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    News Comments > OVERKILL's The Walking Dead Game Announced
    6. Re: OVERKILL's The Walking Dead Game Announced Aug 13, 2014, 20:11 SlimRam
     
    Well, when the zombie apocalypse does finally fall upon us, we're all going to be God damned pros at taking them bastards out.

    The news will be all like, "oh my god zombies everywhere!"

    and the day after that they'll be all like, "oh well, nevermind they've all been killed"
     
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    News Comments > Rise of the Tomb Raider Xbox-clusivity "Has a Duration"
    3. Re: Rise of the Tomb Raider Xbox-clusivity Aug 13, 2014, 14:21 SlimRam
     
    Phil Harrison explains,"It's not because I'm trying to be a headfake on anybody. Honestly, the most head action occurred while I was under Darrell Gallagher's Crystal Dynamics Head of Studios desk and we were trying to negotiate a deal. Hell, I brought my knee pads, I knew it might get ugly but dammit, I took it on the chin and got the deal done!"  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    24. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 12, 2014, 00:51 SlimRam
     
    Rigs wrote on Aug 11, 2014, 21:30:
    Sir, I am too outraged to actually laugh at that!

    Too soon, man...isn't there like a 24-hour rule or something, like the 5-second rule when you drop food on the floor?


    =-Rigs-=
    Sorry, I know it's probably too soon and the one thing i'll probably never be accused of is having too much taste or tact. I'd like to think if Mr. Williams was reading my joke, it might make him laugh a bit.

    Thanks for the memories Mr. Williams *salutes*
     
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