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| News Comments > Need for Speed Rivals Announced |
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Re: Need for Speed Rivals Announced |
May 23, 2013, 21:06 |
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Best NFS game for me hands down was 'Need For Speed: Underground 2'. I played and played and PLAYED that damn game to death! I'm not quite sure why I loved it so much because it had no police (sucked) and it was always at night (which I liked actually) it was SURELY arcadey but the driving was still really good fun and it honestly feel like you were going too damn fast  I bought it for the xbox and I bought it for the pc, that's how much I loved it. The FIRST 'Most Wanted' would be my second fav; good driving and sooooo MUCH OMFG AWESOME CUT SCENE RIDICULOUS VIDEO GOODNESS! The acting was embarrassingly bad but still awesome 
An honorable mention would be the console only "Midnight Club: Los Angeles " The game had a TON of fun stuff to do and the speed was intense, unfortunately you had to be a fucking driving savant to actually win a race; IT WAS BRUTALLY DIFFICULT But I loved that damn game anyway, solid fun.
Bought the new 'Hot Pursuit' and have played it quite a bit but....yeah like another said, "This ain't Need For Speed". And if Criterion keeps cranking them out then I think this series is done *shrug*
Recently discovered 'Driver: San Francisco' and would recommend this game to anyone that loves driving games. The steering is still a bit arcade but much more sim and it has licensed cars and a decent story. I'm playing this quite a bit right now.
This comment was edited on May 23, 2013, 21:55. |
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| News Comments > Title Bout Championship Boxing 2013 Next Month |
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Re: Title Bout Championship Boxing 2013 Next Month |
May 20, 2013, 21:22 |
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Wow, I was ALMOST giddy with happiness when I first read this because I saw that it was a boxing game....*gasp* for the pc!....Then after I started reading about this game (because I was unaware of the title) I realized...it was a simulation...Like....um.....you watch the computer simulate two famous boxers......boxing. Well, apparently the game is excellent but.....yeah.....this STILL isnt the boxing game that fans have probably been waiting for since....well...forever. Hell, those stupid EA Sports Fight Night games weren't too bad...but they weren't really great boxing games (although the damage modeling to the faces was BRILLIANT) and STILL they never ported one of those damn things to pc????
Ahhh well.....maybe one day....right along the same time they give us pc guys a proper NEW nascar game......YEAH I KNOW THAT'S JUST CRAZY TALK!  |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
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| News Comments > Morning Patches |
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Re: Morning Patches |
May 15, 2013, 22:45 |
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KS wrote on May 15, 2013, 13:59:
YYou can customize your looks after creation?
I already have the widest possible hips, the narrowest possible waist, the biggest possible hooters, the thickest possible lips, and the sexiest Leia slave girl metal bikini.
So...now what?
HEHEHE Gold there Sir, I enjoyed that immensely |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
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| News Comments > DARK Trailer |
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Re: DARK Trailer |
May 15, 2013, 21:30 |
SlimRam |
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This seems like it's going to be a pretty cool game I think. I'm a sucker for vampire games (pun intended) heh and practically LIVED in Bloodlines for awhile (I would marry Jeanette in a second, crazy and all). I've looked online and there is scant information on this game? Was this game based on a comic book/novel? Why did they go with the cell shaded look? I honestly have never cared for it, from 'XIII' to 'Borderlands 2'... nope just don't like it. Also, when the hell is the release date, I can't seem to find it anywhere?
Anyway, hopeful that this might be good. Although I looked at the other games they have done and I didn't recognise any of them.... |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > More Watch_Dogs Footage |
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Re: More Watch_Dogs Footage |
May 14, 2013, 02:23 |
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| Was anyone else as disturbed as I was by the guy sitting and talking to the mannequin? I mean *slowly shoving my female mannequin under my couch as I type this on my laptop* WOW even for a game...I mean....that's like twisted..*whispers out of the corner of my mouth, "No no dear, I still love you....you just have to stay under there for now..."* *cough* Yep yep yep Jeeeze, PEOPLE huh, freakin people *shaking my head* |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > The Bureau: XCOM Declassified Video; Previews |
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Re: The Bureau: XCOM Declassified Video; Previews |
May 14, 2013, 01:29 |
SlimRam |
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Jerykk wrote on May 14, 2013, 00:21:
VG247 has a fair amount of gameplay footage:
Footage
After seeing THIS video, yeah that gets me interested in the game. Thanks for finding it ! I'm kind of split between FPS and TPS, heck I like 'em both. |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions |
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Re: Gatherings & Competitions |
May 13, 2013, 23:48 |
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Yeeeeah....i'm retirin' too *burps and scratches belly* Ah been up on mah' porch with mah dawg Cooter and I damn near played that ole' Junior uh mine into uh tizzy. Ya see *drags on a beer* 'Urp' 'scuse me, anyway on mah ole Papy's 'puter. Baught that damn thang at the Goodwill fer pert near nuthin' Yeeeahh, I played 'em all soldatear, blackjack, hell I even played that mine gahm, called.... Mine Gahm. Now Junior owes me ahlmos 10 baegs uh pouk rinds, uh case uh that RC Cola and thu ishu uh penthouse mayguzine wit' dat purdy Jessica Hahn showin her private particulars 'n ahl. Yeaaaah, *urp* in gamin' ah RUL DA TRAYLUR PARK, gawd daumn it. "JUNIOR, FETCH MAH PROPA BROGANS, I'MA GOIN' OUT CORTIN' TUHNITE!!"  |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Morning Interviews |
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May 8, 2013, 20:55 |
SlimRam |
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* REMOVED *
This comment was deleted on May 9, 2013, 06:28. |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Wolfenstein: The New Order Announced |
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Re: Wolfenstein: The New Order Announced |
May 7, 2013, 10:58 |
SlimRam |
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Hasn't BJ given enough for his country I mean, DAMN!
*Salutes the US flag while humming the theme to 'American Dad' trying to hold back the sniffles* |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > etc. |
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May 7, 2013, 10:50 |
SlimRam |
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Valve’s experimental psychologist discusses sweat detection and eye-tracking for games.
Next comes the anal probe, to measure the "pucker effect" and ofcourse the "I just pooped 'em" effect. Mark my words |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Pacific Rim Game Rating Sighted |
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Re: Pacific Rim Game Rating Sighted |
May 6, 2013, 11:07 |
SlimRam |
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I'm leaning more towards giant mech porn. I mean the cgi effects alone for this could be fascinating, and disturbing.
"Fire missles one and two"
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
May 2, 2013, 22:02 |
SlimRam |
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Chris Kelly, half of Kris Kross rap duo, dies.
He's been Totally Krossed Out
Sorry, too soon? |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Defiance Boasts a Million Accounts |
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Re: Defiance Boasts a Million Accounts |
May 2, 2013, 21:00 |
SlimRam |
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I have not seen the show or played the game but I have been interested in both. I have been wondering if either or both would be worth trying.
After reading the comments on Blue's about the game and such, I think I have my answer...
...and that would be no... |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Thief Production Issues? |
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Re: Thief Production Issues? |
Apr 26, 2013, 20:46 |
SlimRam |
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| Eidos, let's just re-release Thief 2 with improved graphics and AI and call it a day. I'll buy the shit tomorrow, thanks. |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Star Trek: The Video Game |
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Re: Ships Ahoy - Star Trek: The Video Game |
Apr 23, 2013, 22:58 |
SlimRam |
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The Half Elf wrote on Apr 23, 2013, 22:48:
I ended up getting it for 17 bucks, so I can't really complain, but the voice acting is as Bones would say.. 'Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor, not a carpenter!'
Elf, I was wondering, are you playing it on a console or pc? If by PC, is it possible to play like split screen co op or what they call 'couch co op'? I'm hoping it does and, well it would be nice if developers realized that PC players are starting to play on they're big tvs now......*gasp*....IN THE LIVING ROOM *cue creepy Halloween music* |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Steam and DRM-Free Shadowrun Returns in June |
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Re: Steam and DRM-Free Shadowrun Returns in June |
Apr 10, 2013, 11:05 |
SlimRam |
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RollinThundr wrote on Apr 10, 2013, 10:21:
Techie714 © wrote on Apr 10, 2013, 09:54:
I'm so done with people bitching about Steam, it's my opinion you're not even a serious gamer if you don't have Steam. Considering like 80-90% of all games released are on Steam. Steam has pretty much been the standard now for many years.
I'm done with people bitching about DRM laiden digital distro platforms and then praising their 100 titles on steam in the same breath. Doesn't mean that's gonna stop happening all the time.
I'm done with single-ply toilet paper! After a explosive night of tequila shots and nuclear hot wings I don't need to be reaching for 20 feet of paper when I'm in gastro-intestinal distress!
Uh, sorry, that was just a wee bit off topic...sorry |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > SEGA Scolded Over Aliens: Colonial Marines Trailers? |
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Re: SEGA Scolded Over Aliens: Colonial Marines Trailers? |
Apr 3, 2013, 11:34 |
SlimRam |
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TangledThorns wrote on Apr 3, 2013, 10:31:
I preorded the game. I'm still afraid to install it. FUUUUUUU!!!!!!! Hehe I got a good laugh from this is morning thanks |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Thief 4 Trailer |
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Apr 1, 2013, 22:56 |
SlimRam |
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Ah hahahaha I get it...another april fools joke I GET IT!
What...wait...you mean...oh....nevermind *sighs loudly* |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Saints Row 4 in August |
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Re: Saints Row 4 in August |
Mar 15, 2013, 18:41 |
SlimRam |
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LOVE ME SOME SAINTS ROW!!! Thank you video games gods for this blessing!
Hell I don't give a shit if they just sell me a cardboard box that says, 'Saints Row 4' scribbled in crayon. I LOVE this damn series and I will buy it broken, bugged, unplayable, and totally fucked up. I don't care, INSTANT BUY! |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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| News Comments > Ace of Spades Free Weekend |
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Re: Ace of Spades Free Weekend |
Mar 14, 2013, 23:44 |
SlimRam |
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"Ace Of Spades"
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man, You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say, I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil, Going with the flow, it's all the game to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you, Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever, And don't forget the joker!
Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me, Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die, The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades
Lemmy is God |
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Playing: Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Watching: Scandinavian Ice Fishing Documentary "What An IceHole!"
Listening To: Slim Whitman Yodels The Hits vol 5: 90's Dance Tunes
Drinking: Olde English 800 - 40 ounce
Eating: Week Old Quesadilla - Possibly Molded |
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