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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 27, 2014, 11:25 SlimRam
 
  • 9-Year-Old Girl Accidentally Kills Shooting Range Instructor
  • Umm...yeah, saw this on the local news last night. Sooo is there any lesson to be learned here about letting a 9-year-old fire an UZI? Well of course. The instructor should have started her out with something like maybe just a 50 cal Desert Eagle, just for learning purposes THEN move her over to something like a fully automatic AK 47 THEN finally teach the 9 year old child how to control a fully automatic UZI. I believe the hand grenade and rocket launcher handling was supposed to be at the end of the day...
     
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    9. Re: etc., etc. Aug 26, 2014, 00:56 SlimRam
     
  • You Can Pull Off Han Solo Stunts In Elite: Dangerous

  • And THAT is the reason you need this game. I have played it every day since the day I bought it and I can't get enough of it. It's worth the 75 IF you can afford it AND you are crazy about space sims. I haven't been this excited to actually sit down and play a game in a loooong time. I downloaded a program that gives you real time trading info that is invaluable if your a guy like me on there...i'm just a space trucker honestly...and I love every minute of it
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    35. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 25, 2014, 18:44 SlimRam
     
    Blue wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 17:41:
    nin wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 16:58:
    NegaDeath wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 16:56:
    SlimRam wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 16:14:
    *Standing up and raising my hand and proclaiming* "Fellow Bluesers, I am NOT ashamed to admit that All the 'My Little Pony' material WILL be ordered from me...uh...for my uh...nephew..

    I see your pony merchandise and raise you a turkey baster, several jars of nutella and some stainless steel clamps.

    Everyone's invited!

    Apparently they sell a 50 gallon drum of lube, that got mentioned all over the web a year or so ago...(not googling that at work, sorry).

    Silicone Lubricant, 50 Gal Drum, NSF H-1. Price: $2,787.43 + $278.86 shipping.

    Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime.
    Oh my god, I made the mistake of reading the end of this thread while actually driving home from work...I started laughing so hard that I thought I was going to pull my work truck over! Hehehe oh dammit, too funny good stuff!
     
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    29. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 25, 2014, 16:14 SlimRam
     
    nin wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 16:04:
    We may have to hold a contest as to who can order the kinkiest, dirty thing from amazon.

    *Standing up and raising my hand and proclaiming* "Fellow Bluesers, I am NOT ashamed to admit that All the 'My Little Pony' material WILL be ordered from me...uh...for my uh...nephew..
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    23. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 25, 2014, 15:59 SlimRam
     
    nin wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 15:48:
    Blue wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 15:44:
    SlimRam wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 15:27:
    Blue wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 12:16:

    I appreciate your guys' willingness to go through some aggravation for this. From what I can see of Amazon's reporting system, I won't be able to see items ordered until the following day, so I may not know about today's activity until tomorrow.
    Wait, sooooo like...well this is ALL hypothetical *cough* so...uh...IF someone was to order a book through the ad that MIGHT be called, "Adult Male Bedwetting - A Self-Help Guide To Stopping The Midnight Menace" uh... Blue do you actually SEE everything that people buy...uh...hypothetically ofcourse *cough*

    It seems I do, though there's no indication of who bought what.

    Yeah, you can be a brony or whatever, he just won't know WHO is the brony.

    OH THANK GOD! Uh ahem, I MEAN, well that's good to know and stuff...uh...yep.
     
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    20. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 25, 2014, 15:27 SlimRam
     
    Blue wrote on Aug 25, 2014, 12:16:

    I appreciate your guys' willingness to go through some aggravation for this. From what I can see of Amazon's reporting system, I won't be able to see items ordered until the following day, so I may not know about today's activity until tomorrow.
    Wait, sooooo like...well this is ALL hypothetical *cough* so...uh...IF someone was to order a book through the ad that MIGHT be called, "Adult Male Bedwetting - A Self-Help Guide To Stopping The Midnight Menace" uh... Blue do you actually SEE everything that people buy...uh...hypothetically ofcourse *cough*
     
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    News Comments > Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming
    34. Re: Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming Aug 22, 2014, 20:06 SlimRam
     
    Loopy wrote on Aug 22, 2014, 19:41:
    NegaDeath wrote on Aug 22, 2014, 14:58:
    Combo ragequit?

    This made me smile.
    Hehehe yeah I think his jokes are gold, always funny and blunt. I always look forward to them
     
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    News Comments > Hack Your Fiends in Watch Dogs
    16. Re: Hack Your Fiends in Watch Dogs Aug 22, 2014, 19:50 SlimRam
     
    I'm kinda digging this one:

    ...and punishment for bad actors:

    I'm not sure if there has been a legal system put in place for incarcerating bad actors but, if so, Keanu Reeves is getting the death penalty.
     
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    News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
    2. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Aug 22, 2014, 19:30 SlimRam
     
    Um.....THAT reminds me...I need to do something...

    *Starts deleting my downloaded copies of the TV series, 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'*
     
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    2. Re: etc., etc. Aug 22, 2014, 19:09 SlimRam
     
    Excellent, now I can listen to Jensen's voice actor's overbite whistling through his dialogue at will.

    Also, "I never asked for this" is in there
     
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    News Comments > Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming
    21. Re: Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming Aug 22, 2014, 17:19 SlimRam
     
    Tjold wrote on Aug 22, 2014, 17:14:
    I wish he would fucking quit life altogether.
    LMAO!!!
    Oh shit, that was absolutely priceless! Thanks and best post so far!
     
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    News Comments > Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming
    6. Re: Phil Fish Re-Quits Gaming Aug 22, 2014, 15:16 SlimRam
     
    Oh he'll be back. I think he's just one of those people that needs to HEAR that he's wanted back from the public. Let's listen:

    *crickets*
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    24. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 21, 2014, 12:01 SlimRam
     
    As another had mentioned, I was going to say just pee on everything in the front yard. Just slam like a 12 pack of beer and go for it! Make it like a game and time yourself to see how fast you can do it! You could call it,'The Sprinkle Sprint Challenge'. Hell, invite your friends over for a tournament!
    Uh, you might want to do this at night though and make sure you're good and loaded. Hehe
     
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    News Comments > Star Citizen Gamescom Video; Funding to be Deemphasized
    21. Re: Star Citizen Gamescom Video; Funding to be Deemphasized Aug 20, 2014, 22:07 SlimRam
     
    NegaDeath wrote on Aug 20, 2014, 17:33:
    Star Citizen topic. Swarm swarm swarm!

    "Hookers and blow"
    "Be patient"
    "Million dollar towel"
    "Only pre-alpha"
    "Roberts is a hack"
    "Open development"
    "Pay to win"
    "Not pay to win"
    "Too slow"
    "Not due until late next year"
    "Too unfocused"

    I think that about covers it. In the meantime I buckled and picked up ED last night, should hold me over quite nicely until some of it's competition gets further along. Now I just need a joystick. And an Oculus rift.
    You will like Elite, I swears. I picked it up two weeks ago and I can't stop playing it, multiplayer real people bastard pirates and all.I adore it, but I don't have the Rift. From what I've read, with the DK2 the experience with Elite is apparently close to pure gaming bliss.
     
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    News Comments > Five Nights at Freddy's Released
    8. Re: Five Nights at Freddy's Released Aug 20, 2014, 14:56 SlimRam
     
    This article gave me total 'Chuck E Cheese's' flashbacks. I unfortunately worked there when I was a younger, more naive man. Well sadly, once a month for a week I had to put on the stinky, old, dirty Chuck E Cheese rat uniform and entertain at a child's birthday party. Oh Dear God The Horror! There was always the 'sick' kid that somehow always managed to involve me in his/her projectile vomiting, even from the opposite side of the table. There was usually the 'kid that's too young to be there' and my rat outfit scared the living shit out of them and they would scream bloody murder. And then ofcourse...there were the nutshots, the ENDLESS nutshots that you had to sustain from kids always running, and jumping, and kicking through the place like they usually did. Hell, if my nuts didn't get racked during one of those things then I was having an off night. And the bad thing is that all you can do when it happens is fall over and somehow pretend it's part of the act while your really screaming, "OH MY GOD MY NUTS!" inside the head of the outfit.

    Needless to say, I will NOT be buying this game.
     
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    News Comments > Crytek to Repair Reputation with "Really High Quality Games"
    14. Re: Crytek to Repair Reputation with Aug 19, 2014, 10:25 SlimRam
     
    Well, on the plus side, if they keep putting out bad games they won't have to worry about piracy as much I guess?

    This comment was edited on Aug 19, 2014, 10:33.
     
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    News Comments > John Carmack's Son's Game
    11. Re: John Carmack's Son's Game Aug 18, 2014, 22:44 SlimRam
     
    Well John better not have helped his son in ANY WAY to program this, else ZeniMax is probably going to sue...  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    19. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 18, 2014, 21:53 SlimRam
     
    Cutter wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 20:03:

    And Ram, I actually did yak the other night. I haven't really been drinking at all for the last month because I've been so busy with my move and everything related to it, so I finally got into a few bottles of wine and I guess I consumed a little too much.

    Always remember, 'Boone's Farm Fuzzy Navel' my friend. It's cheap, disgusting, and will get you drunk. And at least with that shit, it goes down hard and you know damn well it's coming back up...so it's predictable.
     
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    18. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 18, 2014, 21:23 SlimRam
     
    The Half Elf wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 19:54:
    SlimRam wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 17:01:
    Cutter wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 16:21:

    Speaking of a house stuff, I finally just found a rug that really ties the room together. It's really enhanced my Dudeness.

    Seriously Cutter? *hands on hips* Dammit, if you are a bachelor then the ONLY thing that should be on your floor is vomit, a used rubber, food, women's underwear, and half your wardrobe, COME ON MAN!

    Even I'm not THAT gay Cutter *now goes and picks up all the underwear off the bathroom floor and washes it*
    Rotfl Hehehehe Tell'em Elf!
     
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    12. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 18, 2014, 17:01 SlimRam
     
    Cutter wrote on Aug 18, 2014, 16:21:

    Speaking of a house stuff, I finally just found a rug that really ties the room together. It's really enhanced my Dudeness.

    Seriously Cutter? *hands on hips* Dammit, if you are a bachelor then the ONLY thing that should be on your floor is vomit, a used rubber, food, women's underwear, and half your wardrobe, COME ON MAN!

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