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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
30. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 31, 2015, 14:54 SlimRam
 
Hmmmm, ways to make the site better?

1) Paste more porn ads EVERYWHERE (I REALLY like the ones that say "Dirty MILF is 2.5 miles away and wants to fuck" those are the BEST!)

2) Add more blind links that send you totally to a different site than where you expected to go.

3) Make it so your homepage is hijacked to a random site every time you come here.

4) REMOVE the ignore button completely. Everyone should be read, even if they are a total psychopath.

5) Make me some low level official of Blue's like 'Speaker of the House of Blue's'.

6) Bring on the malware! Everytime I come here I want my anti-virus alerts to light up my computer like a Christmas tree!

Well, I think that about covers it. Thanks Blue!
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
9. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jul 31, 2015, 14:10 SlimRam
 
Eh, I've tried 3 times to upgrade the ole PC to Win 10 using the 'Media Creation' tool thingy and it keeps stopping the install at about 75% and showing the 'Something happened' screen. It then puts the old Win 7 back on my computer and restarts it like nothing happened? It installed perfectly on my laptop sooooo i'm not really sure what's going on? I guess i'm going to wait until my 'official' upgrade is available through windows update but not sure if it'll make any difference, we'll see *shrug*  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
59. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 29, 2015, 18:11 SlimRam
 
Um...just a real quick question of concern before I upgrade/downgrade to Windows 10. Sooooooo like, hypothetically speaking OFCOURSE, uhh...when I do install the new Windows and say I can't find some valuable data that is very dear to me, like say...oh I dunno...all my porn do I call Microsoft customer support about this?  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
13. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jul 29, 2015, 15:58 SlimRam
 
fujiJuice wrote on Jul 29, 2015, 15:37:
Sorry to hear that SlimRam.
Creston wrote on Jul 29, 2015, 15:45:
We will remember you, Slimram! WE'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

Heh, thanks guys!
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
10. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jul 29, 2015, 14:29 SlimRam
 
Ah hell, i'm taking the plunge. It says it will let me know when it's ready to fuck my computer totally up install. I'm looking forward to seeing the xbone streaming to my PC. My recent stroke has left my right hand crippled so I can't use a controller anymore, thus I cannot play it . I know that xbone doesn't support mice yet but Phil Spencer said that it probably isn't that far off sooooo *fingers crossed* when that does happen maybe I can use my Logitech G13 through my PC and play Halo: The Master Chief Collection in co-op with the old lady again

Welp, I guess I better get ready for the Windows 10 install:

*Stands up and puts on my crash helmet, drops my pants and bends over* "God help me...i'm ready for you Billy!!!"

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News Comments > Evening Previews
3. Re: Evening Previews Jul 24, 2015, 21:40 SlimRam
 
Silicon Avatar wrote on Jul 24, 2015, 20:59:
LoL..

What I read looked fine. I've started skimming the articles though. I don't really want to know much more. I want to go into the game pretty fresh.

Hehehe agreed. I'm a shameless fanboy of Fallout 3 and New Vegas and was just poking fun at what some guys have been saying about how dumbed down the series is looking. I've easily gotten over 200 hours of fun out of the previous games and when this comes out i'll gladly plunk down the full price for it. Is the series still what Fallout use to be; absolutely not. The last real Fallout game was probably Fallout 2 but the "new" gameplay is so fun, i'll be all over this like Pamela Anderson and a Hepatitis C vaccination shot.
 
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News Comments > Evening Previews
1. Re: Evening Previews Jul 24, 2015, 19:05 SlimRam
 
The main detail that they let slip was that game play had been streamlined for consoles just a bit. When they were asked to explain, Bethesda said that you could simply press and hold the 'A' button on the controller for 10 seconds and a prompt would appear asking you if you wanted to win the game yes/no?  
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News Comments > Bombshell Trailer
6. Re: Bombshell Trailer Jul 24, 2015, 11:42 SlimRam
 
Drop the camera down to first person view (and make sure you can look down and see your boobs), make the guns with less flashy effects, and bring the monsters on good and plenty and I think it would be better.  
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
1. Re: Evening Metaverse Jul 23, 2015, 20:42 SlimRam
 
WHY would someone want to bring back this total POS? I never had the displeasure of suffering through this PC gaming abortion but apparently it got really bad reviews when it came out and was considered generally awful. The dreamy yet pure trailor trashed Dana Plato "starred" in this epic piece of entertainment. I believe this was about the the time her career had hit a slight low point consisting of alcohol and drug abuse, multiple rehab visits, a spread in 'Playboy', and being busted for armed robbery at a Vegas video store for something like 100 bucks. I imagine her inevitable drug overdose in a RV park was a blessing to everyone's life she ever touched (or blew for bus fare).Yes, the flame that burns the brightest, burns the fastest...

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News Comments > Call of Duty: Black Ops III Beta Next Month
3. Re: Call of Duty: Black Ops III Beta Next Month Jul 22, 2015, 21:59 SlimRam
 
The thing is, they still sell, sell, sell like hell. I guess Ghosts was the start of the down turn but uh... 16.5 million copies sold is still phenomenal.  
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News Comments > The Surge Announced
9. Re: The Surge Announced Jul 22, 2015, 18:05 SlimRam
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Jul 22, 2015, 10:07:
what exactly does hardcore RPG even mean?
I think it means that whatever character you're trying to bone in the game will go anal.
 
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News Comments > On Star Citizen "Feature Creep" and More
10. Re: On Star Citizen Jul 21, 2015, 11:19 SlimRam
 
Removing the 'Wing Commander' movie poster behind Chris in these videos would increase his credibility greatly...  
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News Comments > Op Ed
54. Re: Op Ed Jul 18, 2015, 16:32 SlimRam
 
It's OFFICIAL:

BAITNHATEGATE!!!
 
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News Comments > Saturday Mobilization
2. Re: Saturday Mobilization Jul 18, 2015, 15:58 SlimRam
 
If you can stream a game from Xbone to the PC i'm guessing that you still have to use the controller for the Xbone to play the game then, right? No mouse and keyboard?  
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News Comments > Dragon Age: Inquisition Free Trial
22. Re: Dragon Age: Inquisition Free Trial Jul 15, 2015, 20:49 SlimRam
 
Eh, i'm gonna give it a go. Maybe I can get some hardcore dirty ruttin' in before the timeout!  
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News Comments > Op Ed
18. Re: Op Ed Jul 14, 2015, 11:54 SlimRam
 
From everything that we have uncovered thus far, it is our belief that the game, Star Citizen, as of this writing, has all the makings of a crowd-funding failure, and an unmitigated disaster. A disaster which, if, and when it happens, and everything eventually comes out, is likely to be the most shocking event in recent gaming memory...

I think the MOST shocking event in recent gaming memory would be if 3000 AD actually made a game that was fun.
 
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News Comments > CIG Refutes Star Citizen Concerns
63. Re: CIG Refutes Star Citizen Concerns Jul 9, 2015, 14:07 SlimRam
 
jdreyer wrote on Jul 9, 2015, 13:44:
Hey Slimram,

How are you with a stick and throttle since the stroke?

Not to derail anything but I have been going through occupational and physical therapy for the last month to good effect. I don't think i'm getting full mobility back in my right arm ever, unfortunately, but it has come back some. I use a old Logitech Wingman Extreme 3D for my joystick needs (i.e. Elite: Dangerous) and it works fairly well with my left hand. I use a Logitech G13 Advanced Gamepad for everything else and I am VERY impressed with it so far! I have the ability to move and shoot in different directions at the same time using just my left hand and all the keys are fully programmable. The trick has been to teach my left hand to be as responsive as my right was and to get use to all the movement and button pressing simultaniously EEK!
 
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News Comments > CIG Refutes Star Citizen Concerns
46. Re: CIG Refutes Star Citizen Concerns Jul 9, 2015, 13:24 SlimRam
 
Creston wrote on Jul 9, 2015, 13:05:
SlimRam wrote on Jul 9, 2015, 11:57:
Blue, with the apparent return of Derek to the fold, it might be time for a partnership of sorts with him. What I mean is that maybe he could do a piece every so often for your page and it would be the thoughts from a developer on whatever current "scandalous" type happenings going on in the world of video game development. It could be called Overdeveloped with Derek Smart and I think it could be HUGE! Of course you would have to deal with the constant ego maniacal self stroking and occasional mini flame wars that may erupt but think of influx of visitors to the site! I mean hell, people would show up JUST to take pot shots at Derek! It's got WIN written all over it! Just think about it guys...this could be something magical, nausea inducing, and god forbid, even enlightening!

That's ALMOST as good an idea as your Space Burrito / Cleaner Shack.

Just like J. Jonah Jameson said, someone needs to go down to the patent office and copyright this stuff; I'll get a quarter every time someone mentions it Yes, unfortunately I will probably be too old to play SC when it does finally come out.
 
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News Comments > CIG Refutes Star Citizen Concerns
32. Re: CIG Refutes Star Citizen Concerns Jul 9, 2015, 11:57 SlimRam
 
Blue, with the apparent return of Derek to the fold, it might be time for a partnership of sorts with him. What I mean is that maybe he could do a piece every so often for your page and it would be the thoughts from a developer on whatever current "scandalous" type happenings going on in the world of video game development. It could be called Overdeveloped with Derek Smart and I think it could be HUGE! Of course you would have to deal with the constant ego maniacal self stroking and occasional mini flame wars that may erupt but think of influx of visitors to the site! I mean hell, people would show up JUST to take pot shots at Derek! It's got WIN written all over it! Just think about it guys...this could be something magical, nausea inducing, and god forbid, even enlightening!  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Executive Producer Departs [Updated]
95. Re: Star Citizen Executive Producer Departs [Updated] Jul 6, 2015, 21:19 SlimRam
 
Kosumo wrote on Jul 6, 2015, 21:05:
I don't think you are going to get the space janitor job in Chris Roberts BDSSE you always dreamed of sorry to wake you up Hug

You're right unfortunately, I do see my Epic Space Janitor/Space Burrito Salesman Fantasy circling the bowl...dammit WHY can't my dreams be realized! Bigcry
 
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