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Nickname SlimRam
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Signed On Feb 18, 2012, 07:07
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News Comments > how do you Do It?
5. Re: how do you Do It? Feb 28, 2015, 13:52 SlimRam
 
I suppose it could be used as an educational tool of sorts? I wonder if there is fisting?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
24. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 18, 2015, 18:40 SlimRam
 
  • Mars One narrows applicant pool to 100 potential dead Martians.


  • Ok SURE this is probably a one way mission but then again, so is life. Hell, I would go! SURE I reek of alcohol most of the time, SURE I don't get along well with others, SURE I have a double digit I.Q., SURE I would HAVE to request a bunk with the cutie 19 year old Australian girl, and SURE I have bad gas and undoubtedly I would be the first voted to go out and check the AE-35 antenna. BUT STILL! I'm actually pretty damn cool under pressure (as long as there is Pabst Blue Ribbon) and i've been known to pull off engineering miracles even Scotty would be envious with little more than a Swiss army knife, a roll of duct tape, some KY jelly and a pack of Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum. Dammit, I should be going!
     
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    News Comments > Morning Interviews
    9. Re: Morning Interviews Feb 13, 2015, 11:15 SlimRam
     
    It's...it's almost like they are begging me to be bad. It's pure Comment bait  
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    News Comments > Mass Effect 4 Multiplayer Revealed
    7. Re: Mass Effect 4 Multiplayer Revealed Feb 13, 2015, 10:34 SlimRam
     
    Because Mass Effect was always about multiplayer...  
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    News Comments > Into the Black
    19. Re: Into the Black Jan 28, 2015, 00:47 SlimRam
     
    "We CAME, we SAW.... oh SHIT I BROKE A NAIL!"  
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    News Comments > DOOM Mythbusters
    25. Re: DOOM Mythbusters Jan 26, 2015, 20:53 SlimRam
     
    This seems sooooooo retarded, and BELIEVE ME, I KNOW RETARDED!

    Oh wait.....aw dammit...
     
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    News Comments > The Sims 4 Free for 48 Hours on Origin
    8. Re: The Sims 4 Free for 48 Hours on Origin Jan 23, 2015, 23:09 SlimRam
     
    I can build AND destroy a trailer park in 48 hours...Just like in real life!  
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    17. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 10, 2015, 00:34 SlimRam
     
    jdreyer wrote on Jan 9, 2015, 14:59:

    Meh, I think it's fine for something like GTA, which is one of the biggest gaming franchises in history. A posting like this is sure to generate a lot of excited discussion given the level of anticipation. And that's good.

    On the other hand, if Slimram's Space Burrito Shack Simulator were delayed, probably not newsworthy.

    KIDS SWEAR BY IT!
    PARENTS SWEAR AT IT!
    EVERYBODY WANTS SOME! YOU WANT SOME TOO!!!

    C,mon man damn. When you are cold, hungry, and surely penniless, floating in the void of space in Star Citizen in a busted ship. You WILL stop at Slimram's Space Burrito Surprise Shack.

    Remember our slogan, "If You Can Keep it Inside of You Until You Leave The Shack, You're Next One's Free...If You Live To Make It Back!"

    SPACE.

    BURRITO.

    SURPRISE.

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    News Comments > Friday the 13th Game Revealed
    9. Re: Friday the 13th Game Revealed Jan 9, 2015, 23:00 SlimRam
     
    Hmmmm, I think my game would be something like:

    Nail the chick, get killed.
    Nail the chick, get killed.
    Nail the chick, get killed.

    I fail to see the replay value here
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    10. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 6, 2015, 18:37 SlimRam
     
    Blue, it might be a long shot and the bearings sound too small but, if you have a ceiling fan in you're kitchen you might want to check it. Just a thought.  
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    News Comments > Elite Dangerous Issues
    16. Re: Top Gun Hard Lock Details Jan 4, 2015, 02:42 SlimRam
     
    skyguy wrote on Jan 3, 2015, 17:06:
    I'm just playing solo mode, and there are more than enough surprises and places to explore. By "content" you mean what, Captain Shephard having a contrived conversation with an alien? If you haven't played the original Elite in the 80s, you might not be into it. But I've been playing for 20 or 30 hours, and continue to be amazed on how they've modernized and improved on the classic game.

    Once I have a couple million credits, I might even play open world, and things might really get interesting.

    Yah, you can bet your ass it'll get interesting when you play online. In the Beta there were guys that already had gotten the biggest ship you could buy by the time I had jumped in. Basically, stay away from anarchy systems because a lot of the online space pirates like to hang out right at the entrance/exit to a base and scan your cargo to see what ya might be haulin'. I actually had a pirate asshole theaten me BEFORE I entered the station saying I was going to have to pay a tax (my cargo) to leave the station space. I said "Ok, please don't blow up my ship". Went inside the base, got my cargo, then went offline, exited the base and went on about my business

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    News Comments > Roberts on Star Citizen in 2015: "No Finish Line"
    59. Re: Roberts on Star Citizen in 2015: Jan 3, 2015, 20:01 SlimRam
     
    Well, atleast with an endless supply of cash, i'm thinking that the Space Burrito Surprise Shack is still a possibility.  
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    News Comments > Aliens: Colonial Marines and AvP 2010 No Longer Sold on Steam
    22. Re: Aliens: Colonial Marines and AvP 2010 No Longer Sold on Steam Jan 1, 2015, 21:16 SlimRam
     
    I bought Aliens: Colonial Marines and the most joy I had with that software was uninstalling it.  
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    News Comments > Evening Metaverse
    5. Re: Evening Metaverse Dec 30, 2014, 21:16 SlimRam
     
    Porn saved my marriage; When we're feelin' frisky I just attach a headband to my tablet and strap it to the back of the old lady's head. That and the utility belt that holds my beer and an ashtray that I make her wear works EVERY TIME!  
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    News Comments > Morning Metaverse
    19. Re: Morning Metaverse Dec 29, 2014, 18:57 SlimRam
     
    Taylor Swift: Journey to Fearless is disappearing from Netflix.

    Weeeeeeeeeell I guess I KNOW what i'm gonna be watchin' New Year's Eve!
     
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    News Comments > Notch Buys $70M Beverly Hills Mansion
    10. Re: Notch Buys $70M Beverly Hills Mansion Dec 18, 2014, 20:14 SlimRam
     
    I'd end up clogging at least 5 or 6 of the toilets in the first month or so I believe.

    Yeah, i'd probably need 15 toilets.
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    2. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 14, 2014, 13:18 SlimRam
     
    Leon: The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.

    Blue, your beef will never see you coming, you truly have become 'The Professional'.
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    12. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 5, 2014, 13:33 SlimRam
     
    Creston wrote on Dec 5, 2014, 11:14:
    Prez wrote on Dec 5, 2014, 10:27:
    Who gets to declare it's "National Whatever" day? And why should I just take their word for it? Every day is "National Something-Or-Other" Day and I am kind of tired of it.

    You just declare something a day. I invented Wipe Like You Mean It Day, and it seems to have a pretty good following.


    Also, Blue, balaclavas go on sale in April, not December.

    Hehehe, if I'm not mistaken 'Poop With A Vengeance' day falls directly before this on the holiday calendar?
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    6. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 3, 2014, 13:39 SlimRam
     
    Blue, I was going to suggest cutting your seasoning with baby laxative like they do blow to make it last a little longer but, you said that you're all out of it so I guess that won't work.

    Well then *sigh* I suppose you could just order some more. Sorry man.
     
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    News Comments > Out of the Blue
    11. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 1, 2014, 16:00 SlimRam
     
    Yeahyeah Yeah wrote on Dec 1, 2014, 13:37:
    In other news, a brilliant young man with a high IQ and a perfect GPA has decided to leave medical school so he can donate his tuition to Komen for the Cure.

    "I just wanted to do my best to help out," said the 24 year old who gave up pursuing his oncology degree to donate the tens of thousands of dollars to charity.

    *Holding up my index finger covered in a latex glove*

    And to think I gave up my gynecology practice for this lap of luxury...

    *Looking around my trailer*

    Oh God, kill me
     
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