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Nickname MonkeySpank
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Description Well, I spank Monkeys!
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Signed On Nov 2, 2011, 05:00
Total Comments 17 (Suspect)
User ID 57202
 
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News Comments > Team Fortress 2 Adding Occulus Rift Support
5. Re: Team Fortress 2 Adding Occulus Rift Support Mar 18, 2013, 22:55 MonkeySpank
 
I just got back into TF2 this month, and my SDK should be here soon. Time to send the wife on vacation and cancel all plans!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 4, 2013, 02:47 MonkeySpank
 
Two years I put a bowl's worth of spaghetti in the garbage disposal thinking it would grind and flush. It ground alright, but got wet and created a wet bolus in the siphon. Ended up costing me 2 hours to clear. Never again!  
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Max Payne 3 Deathmatch Made in Heaven DLC
1. Re: Ships Ahoy - Max Payne 3 Deathmatch Made in Heaven DLC Jan 22, 2013, 21:02 MonkeySpank
 
I couldn't get past the third encounter/level. Something about the linearity of this game reminded me of the FMV games back in 3D0 days. Give me sandbox or give me death!  
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News Comments > Age of Conan Expands
1. Re: Age of Conan Expands Jan 14, 2013, 21:59 MonkeySpank
 
Fuck FunCom!  
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News Comments > PlanetSide 2 Double XP Weekend
14. Re: PlanetSide 2 Double XP Weekend Dec 8, 2012, 22:06 MonkeySpank
 
Cutter wrote on Dec 8, 2012, 19:44:
Dagnamit wrote on Dec 8, 2012, 19:26:
MonkeySpank wrote on Dec 8, 2012, 16:50:
Played for 30 mins then gave up. Why? No 3D Vision support.

rich people problems.

I hate that fucking 'first world problems' meme. Problems are problems and everything is relative. What? Are people not supposed to bitch about anything because they're not starving in some third world shithole? Just because other people around the globe can't get their shit together doesn't mean we should feel bad for them.

I never claimed the game was good or bad. I just said that I don't play FPS games that don't support 3D Vision. For me, and I am talking for myself only, no 3D Vision is a deal breaker. I am sure the game is great, but I have no interest in playing it at its current state.

Much love,

MS
 
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News Comments > PlanetSide 2 Double XP Weekend
4. Re: PlanetSide 2 Double XP Weekend Dec 8, 2012, 16:50 MonkeySpank
 
Played for 30 mins then gave up. Why? No 3D Vision support.  
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News Comments > PlanetSide 2 Calls Out & Bans "Scumbag"
42. Re: PlanetSide 2 Calls Out & Bans Dec 5, 2012, 22:19 MonkeySpank
 
How about they link accounts to credit cards without charging them?  
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News Comments > Vice City Temporarily Pulled
21. Re: Vice City Temporarily Pulled Nov 16, 2012, 18:06 MonkeySpank
 
Funny how GTA actually propelled the viewership of many youtube videos about fantastic songs like Super Strut by Deodato; yet the RIAA thinks its doing Rockstar a favor? The RIAA should realize that, unless they get a better licensing program, they'll go down the inglorious path of the print media and the U.S. mail service.  
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News Comments > Original DOOM 3 Back on Steam; BFG Source Release Coming
23. Re: Original DOOM 3 Back on Steam; BFG Source Release Coming Nov 10, 2012, 23:22 MonkeySpank
 
I'm getting this for free with my Oculus Rift SDK.  
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News Comments > WoW Toon Genocide Hotfixed
17. Re: Steam Bestsellers Oct 8, 2012, 20:00 MonkeySpank
 
This expansion beats BC in my opinion. It's almost as good as vanilla, world-exploration/pvp wise.  
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News Comments > The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim New LAA Workaround
31. Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim New LAA Workaround Nov 22, 2011, 21:01 MonkeySpank
 
This is a simple VStudio linker command-line parameter linker fix in "/LARGEADDRESSAWARE". I wish Bethesda and other companies started actually compiling the code in 64-bit. They'd benefit from the performance and the addressing limits they are missing out on today. I understand they have legacy code, but this is not an enormous effort. Time to stop kicking the can down the road guys.  
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News Comments > EA Forum Bans Still Earning Game Bans?
44. Re: EA Forum Bans Still Earning Game Bans? Nov 14, 2011, 17:58 MonkeySpank
 
Still enjoying BC2 on Steam...

I see no point in buying BF3/Origin, especially after hearing on of this horror.
 
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News Comments > Skyrim to Offer "Infinite Quests"
65. Re: Skyrim to Offer "Infinite Quests" Nov 9, 2011, 19:54 MonkeySpank
 
Umm...
Pong had infinite balls, and Tetris had infinite blocks; what's the point?
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Announcement
32. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Announcement Nov 3, 2011, 13:48 MonkeySpank
 
Carlito's Way!  
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Trailer
41. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Nov 2, 2011, 18:05 MonkeySpank
 
It's not the development of different buildings that's the issue. They can easily tile these buildings so you'll have an entire city of them. The issue arises when you try to render these buildings with a maintainable PVS; You also need a PVS for collision with all these buildings. It's feasible but as many have stated before, it won't add much value. It'll be the same 20 buildings over and over.  
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Trailer
39. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Trailer Nov 2, 2011, 18:01 MonkeySpank
 
It's still called Los Santos. You can see the sign of it in the Muscle Beach shot and in the back of the Bugstars van. Los Puerta sign is off of the 101 near downtown LA, which I can only imagine was the sign for the I-5 to Los Feliz.  
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News Comments > More Origin Spyware Accusations
21. Re: More Origin Spyware Accusations Nov 2, 2011, 01:10 MonkeySpank
 
Welp,
I still haven't bought BF3 and have no plans on buying it for one reason and one reason only: Origin.
The day BF3 drops Origin's requirement, call me. Until then, I can only expect the worst from EA.
 
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