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Real Name theAntiELVIS   
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Description Evil avatar of an ex-dead rock God
Homepage http://gracelessland.wordpreess.com
Signed On Aug 24, 1999, 00:12
Total Comments 514 (Apprentice)
User ID 473
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: DNF Jun 15, 2009, 20:49 theAntiELVIS
 
we'll be able to stay on schedule to get Duke done and released before Prey

Swallowed tongue....laughing....can't breathe....

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15. Re: Squirrels Jun 11, 2009, 18:11 theAntiELVIS
 
If the feeder is made of wood, pound a dozen nails up through the top, so they stick up like spikes. Otherwise, you can glue broken glass to the top.

My favorite solution: some wire mesh and a car battery.

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12. Re: Archie Proposes May 29, 2009, 13:32 theAntiELVIS
 
In a neat contemporary twist, it's to Jughead Jones. They will have to travel to a nearby state for the ceremony, though, as same-sex marriage is illegal in Riverdale.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. RE: Marinade May 28, 2009, 16:41 theAntiELVIS
 
I'm a glaze man, myself. Never doubt the awesome power of olive oil, red vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, sage, and garlic. Mix it thick. Use a brush.

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News Comments > Game Reviews
2. Re: Velvet Jones Assassin May 27, 2009, 13:17 theAntiELVIS
 
HI! I'm Velvet Jones, and I want to teach you how to shoot 'hos!  
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News Comments > 3D Realms Closing?
38. Re: 3D Realms Closing? May 7, 2009, 10:19 theAntiELVIS
 
Well, since development of DNF started back in the Jurassic, at least they outlived the dinosaurs.

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News Comments > Legal Briefs
2. Re: Texas Bill May 6, 2009, 23:42 theAntiELVIS
 
Man - they are not going to believe how much time Keysersoze spends online....

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: TF2 May 2, 2009, 19:23 theAntiELVIS
 
Damn I wish I could play this game! The original was the most fun I ever had naked!

But my crappy satellite connection won't cut it.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: Burrows Apr 30, 2009, 18:34 theAntiELVIS
 
I think it's tiny illegal aliens tunneling under the border.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 18, 2009, 19:53 theAntiELVIS
 
The weather is perfect here in Northern California...just like always.

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7. Re: Star Trek DVD Apr 8, 2009, 10:32 theAntiELVIS
 
Regarding the comment about how dumb it is that all the ships have the same up/down orientation:

The ships have to have the same orientation because if they didn't, when the captain's talk to each other on the bridge view screens, they would appear to be upside-down. Duh!

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News Comments > DOOM 3 Source Patent Issue
23. Re: DOOM 3 Source Patent Issue Apr 8, 2009, 10:16 theAntiELVIS
 
Yeah - but the real question is, should they be able to patent what amounts to an algorithm? Especially one that Carmack came up with independently. The zfail method is also known as "Carmack's Reverse".

As a method of doing volume shadows zfail is well-known among graphics programmers, and Creative in no way invented it - they just got to the patent office first. It is described in numerous articles and books, not one of which says "btw if you use this you will have to pay the 'tards at Creative".

JUST SAY NO TO ALGORITHM PATENTS! It's like saying someone can patent long division.

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News Comments > DOOM 3 Source Patent Issue
22. Re: DOOM 3 Source Patent Issue Apr 8, 2009, 10:08 theAntiELVIS
 
It was your card - I had the same thing with my 9800 pro. When I upgraded to a new nVidia, the shadows looked great

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News Comments > BioShock 2: Lack of Subtitle Explained
10. Re: BioShock 2: Lack of Subtitle Explained Apr 4, 2009, 16:40 theAntiELVIS
 
And another colon joins the punctuation unemployment line.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
31. Re: Dark Matter Signals Apr 3, 2009, 17:19 theAntiELVIS
 
The signals have been deciphered:

"Please...send...batteries...for...flashlight...can't...find...car...keys"

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
18. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 1, 2009, 14:57 theAntiELVIS
 
Don't forget dressing in green, pretending to be Irish, and drinking to within an inch of your life. That's the biggest Fool's Day of them all.

How can I forget? Except for the dressing in green that's everyday of my life.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 31, 2009, 06:17 theAntiELVIS
 
Those French really build things to last - except for governments and empires and stuff like that.

TO NUMBER 8:
<<what's the point of sending people to Mars? Cuz it's cool?>>
There's beer there!

And finally, you'd think pictures of Earth Hour would just be black - so isn't using a flash on the camera cheating?

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News Comments > Epic Game Plans
9. Re: Epic Game Plans Mar 30, 2009, 17:27 theAntiELVIS
 
>>Keep your ears peeled in the next year<<

OWWWWWW!

Perhaps he meant "eyes peeled" - which is equally painful. Or maybe he meant "ears open", which doesn't hurt all that much.

Let's hope these mixed-up tired cliches don't make it into the games (can you say "crates"?).

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News Comments > Into the Black
2. Re: Into the Black Mar 27, 2009, 23:08 theAntiELVIS
 
That Hamlet really seems to like guys a lot.

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News Comments > Atari Sells Arm, Can Still Bite You
1. Re: Atari Sells Arm, Can Still Bite You Mar 25, 2009, 09:24 theAntiELVIS
 
>>"This will now allow Atari to focus its financial resources and creative energy exclusively on developing and publishing online-enabled games, shifting our operations towards servicing recurring revenues and a higher-margin online business model while still benefiting from access to Distribution Partners strong international distribution network."<<

Translation: we want you to pay for it more than once, while we spend less to produce it.

He could have just said that.

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