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Real Name theAntiELVIS   
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Description Evil avatar of an ex-dead rock God
Homepage http://gracelessland.wordpreess.com
Signed On Aug 24, 1999, 00:12
Total Comments 514 (Apprentice)
User ID 473
 
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News Comments > Counter-Strike: Condition Zero & Gearbox
7. The Bastards Aug 27, 2001, 21:07 theAntiELVIS
 
So now Valve have tainted Gearbox with their shame. Feeding off the bones of Rogue - the ghouls. Too bad, too, because whereas Rogue was an "A" grade developer, Gearbox are a bunch of hacks who make crap like "Blue shift".

This is what success does - turns nice people into assholes. Let all these shake-outs be a lesson - developers - stay small!

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: No subject Aug 27, 2001, 12:50 theAntiELVIS
 
Exactly my thinking - or it could be the rat poop - Pop Tarts are known to contain a "legal" amount of rat feces, as do hot dogs, salami, etc.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Gladius Online Announced
16. Yep - it's a "game money" deal Aug 27, 2001, 01:21 theAntiELVIS
 
No doubt

-tAE-

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News Comments > C-S Player Dead After All-Nighter
6. The Opium Dens of the 21st Century Aug 25, 2001, 23:53 theAntiELVIS
 
They should be banned! Shut-down! Video games are the assassins of youth!

It's obvious to any right-thinking, God-fearing, morally superior and socially repressive person that these "gaming parlors" lead to heroin addiction and abortions.

Let's keep this menace penned-up in Asia and away from our pristine shores! Write to your congressman! Tell him not to take any more bribes from Asia until they pass laws banning these dens of iniquity!


(Maybe you won't make a joke about it, but I will. First-off you can't trust the accuracy of this kind of report, and second, if someone has a heart attack while on a long in their car, do we say that driving cars causes heart attacks? This is silly bullshit the mainstream news media shovels because there's a lot of competition out there for your mis-information dollar.)



-tAE-

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News Comments > Parkan: Iron Strategy Interview
1. Parking? Aug 25, 2001, 17:10 theAntiELVIS
 
It's a game about parking? What?

 
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News Comments > etc.
2. Caning! Aug 25, 2001, 13:57 theAntiELVIS
 
Yeah! If C-S had that, I'd start playing it again!

Cane the Terrorists!

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Only five miles? Aug 24, 2001, 12:16 theAntiELVIS
 
Man, you had it easy. When I was a kid people hadn't evolved legs yet, and we had to crawl through the snow to school.

Sure do miss that tail, though....

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Half-Life 2 in 2002?
40. Re: hmm Aug 23, 2001, 18:35 theAntiELVIS
 
We're the whiney little brats with the money in our pockets - that makes us God in the gaming community, because money is what it's all about - us spending it and them making it.

Some of us have different criteria for how or if we spend our money. I will buy DNF, even though it's been in development since the Stone Age, because I see 3D Realms as a company that is interested in keeping me as a customer, and that has its feet planted on the ground.

Valve has pissed me off. What they did to Rogue was unforgivable. The constant re-packaging and re-sale of Half-Life (the only game they've made, BTW) is not only ludicrous but somewhat insulting (taking Counter-Strike to retail, the crap that was Blue Shift).

If Valve seriously thinks their reputation based on ONE game that has been turned into the equivalent of reruns of "Gilligan's Island" will keep us all panting for HL2, they may be seriously underestimating what a bunch of vindictive, vengeful whiney brats we are.

I never fell for the "sell it again" ploy, but I know people who bought more than one HL package because they thought they were getting something new, and were angry to get ripped-off with a CD of the same old tired shit.

Some have called Valve the "Microsoft" of gaming. If that means making your customers pay through the nose for the same product over and over, they're right!

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Half-Life 2 in 2002?
19. Uh... Aug 23, 2001, 12:20 theAntiELVIS
 
...does anyone really care anymore?

It seems to be the rule that games in production for years on end all turn out to be dogs - Max Payne being the exception that prooves the rule.

Developers make the mistake of falling in love with their own product, and in an attempt to make it "perfect", just waste a lot of time and money, build a lot of hype that can't be relized, and keep us waiting for ridiculous amounts of time.

Half-Life? I've moved on.

-tAE-

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News Comments > AO Interview
6. Careful Blue! Aug 21, 2001, 20:51 theAntiELVIS
 
You might poke a hole in your cheek sticking your tongue in it like that!

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Grounding Aug 20, 2001, 18:51 theAntiELVIS
 
Lightning needs to be grounded to make a circuit, just like electricity from the wall. It's where the term "ground" comes from.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
75. Re: Into the Blue Aug 17, 2001, 18:48 theAntiELVIS
 
Kill yourself. You're a loser. Not because of any of those things that happened to you - but because you told us about it.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Gangsters 2 Patches
1. Patch details Aug 17, 2001, 13:52 theAntiELVIS
 
Hopefully it adds some gameplay.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > SoF Platinum Gold!
12. .pdf my ass Aug 17, 2001, 05:15 theAntiELVIS
 
I would have bought it if the strategy guide was actually a book - but I ain't paying shit for a .pdf file.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
67. Re: Shacknews vs Bluesnews Aug 15, 2001, 19:36 theAntiELVIS
 
Jeez - is there anything that gamers don't have inflexible, unreasonable opinions about?

Here Blue simply announces that loonyboi has moved on to The Next Thing, and it starts a flame war!

How about if everybody just wished the guy well? Do you have to run-down the new job, too?

If Blue had announced he had died, would you argue about where he was being buried?

Shit what a contentious bunch!

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
52. *sniff* Aug 15, 2001, 14:58 theAntiELVIS
 
No loonyboi?!?

ah - I guess all I can say is good luck, and we love you, man!

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Dynamix Closure Confirmed
19. Translation: Aug 14, 2001, 15:02 theAntiELVIS
 
" to consolidate product development and marketing functions"

This means they're losing money, and have to fire a lot of people. Although it must be pointed-out that Dynamix hasn't made a good title since the original "Red Baron".

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News Comments > GoD's Future Revealed
18. another one Aug 9, 2001, 14:46 theAntiELVIS
 
Swallowed by the beast.

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News Comments > Attack of the Clones Announced
70. Re: Seems appropriate Aug 7, 2001, 01:37 theAntiELVIS
 
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" rocked!

The worst movies ever made (in order of badness)

  • "Jaws 3D"

  • "Jaws 2"

  • "Trancers 2"

  • "Death Race 2000"

  • "The Iron Flute" (amazingly bad David Carradine kung-fu movie)

  • "Battle Beyond the Stars" (w/John-Boy walton)

  • "Lost In Space"

  • All the "Star Trek" movies

  • All Keanu Reeves movies

  • All Jeanne Claude Van Damme movies

  • All Patrick Swayze movies


  • Did I miss any?

    -tAE-

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    News Comments > Attack of the Clones Announced
    15. Re: Seems appropriate Aug 6, 2001, 16:09 theAntiELVIS
     
    I didn't say which four...

    How about "Episode II: The search for more cash"

    or "Episode II: Not as lousy as Episode I"

     
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