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Real Name theAntiELVIS   
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Description Evil avatar of an ex-dead rock God
Homepage http://gracelessland.wordpreess.com
Signed On Aug 24, 1999, 00:12
Total Comments 514 (Apprentice)
User ID 473
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Tiny Score Blues Nov 2, 2001, 10:04 theAntiELVIS
 
Hey - lot's of guys have little scores - it's nothing to be ashamed of. And 9 times out of 10 you can still have kids...

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Half-Life On Film?
3. If they start now Oct 26, 2001, 19:47 theAntiELVIS
 
...they can still beat H-L 2 to market.

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News Comments > Linux Gaming Breakthrough?
207. Numbers Oct 26, 2001, 18:32 theAntiELVIS
 
Windows: on almost every PC in existence

Apple: numbers are insignificant

Linux: numbers are more than insignificant

Now, you're a game developer/publisher, and you want to spend several million dollars making a game. You have to get your costs back and make a profit. Which platform do you target? (I include the X-Box as a PC, because it IS a PC).

When you think about it, it's amazing ANYONE makes software for the insignificant Apple/Linux markets at all. And it's very little surprise that very few make any GOOD software for them.

The perception is: Apple people are generally computer illiterates in the publishing field, and Linux people are a bunch of hippies who want their software to be like their love - free.

Which is why most professional programmers ignore both.

Apple is a dinosaur that doesn't know it's extinct yet. Linux is a hack for hackers - it can't be taken seriously as an OS at all.

It may be an ugly world, but it's the one we have to live in.

-tAE-

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News Comments > Game Reviews
1. Parkan Oct 26, 2001, 14:24 theAntiELVIS
 
It's a game about parking? What?

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News Comments > Competitions
33. Give me a break Oct 22, 2001, 13:42 theAntiELVIS
 
They should have gone the other way and called the terrorists "Al Qaeda" and the CTs "Americans"

What a bunch of Politically-correct pussy bullshit.

Has anyone done a mod that puts Bin Laden's face on the T models? I might start playing again for that.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
8. Real men Sep 28, 2001, 23:46 theAntiELVIS
 
Don't wear underwear

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News Comments > Planet of the Apes Screenshots
3. Same Thing? Sep 10, 2001, 16:02 theAntiELVIS
 
Looks like the Q2 engine, or Half-Life.

IS this the same PoA game that was in the works a few years back, then got shelved? Looks like it. The engine is definitely a few years old. The models suck even for that time frame.

I think it was loonyboi who told me he saw it at some show and it sucked. If all they've done is taken that old game off the shelf and dusted it off, this is going to suck even worse.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
18. Re: Urethra Fish Sep 10, 2001, 15:48 theAntiELVIS
 
Are you sure it isn't two mockeries of a sham?

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
17. Almost Right Sep 10, 2001, 15:45 theAntiELVIS
 
>>I have to say, they have gotten to the point where almost everything they air is significantly better than almost everything on traditional network television.<<

And that's almost saying something!

Cable is the same empty wasteland broadcast is, just with tits. Notice the best you could say was "significantly better" - you can only make relative judgements about television, because it's all crap. Just some crap isn't as crappy as other crap. You can't say things like "excellent", "significant" (by itself), or even just "real good" - because none of it is. About all you can really say about any TV show is "it doesn't suck as much as 'Punky Brewster'".

The medium that brought us "Hello Larry!", "The Mothers-In-Law", and that awful Ken Burns "Baseball" thing can never be taken seriously, or even forgiven.

Kill your television!

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Microsoft Break-up Broken
28. Re: xp rules Sep 6, 2001, 17:41 theAntiELVIS
 
Notice the only things he can compare it to are other versions of Windows.

Case made.

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News Comments > Microsoft Break-up Broken
27. Damn Sep 6, 2001, 17:40 theAntiELVIS
 
And I was really hoping we could get this shit down to being bite-sized.

As it is we're going to have their big electronic dick up our asses for decades to come.

Moving to Linux....

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Reason number 36.... Sep 2, 2001, 14:32 theAntiELVIS
 
....why everyone at GameSpy is going straight to Hell.

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News Comments > More On Sir-tech
2. Translation Aug 31, 2001, 16:48 theAntiELVIS
 
"We're up to our eyeballs in shit, for all intents and purposes the company no longer exists, and we just hope we can sell this dog to somebody before we go totally broke"

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News Comments > Sir-tech Lives
1. So does this mean JA3 is canceled? Aug 31, 2001, 14:29 theAntiELVIS
 
What exactly does it mean?

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: ny times Aug 31, 2001, 10:25 theAntiELVIS
 
No - I never will.

And that kid's mom is one very ill puppy to be letting him do that - it's well known that all body-builders have little tiny peckers - this kid will end up with an "innie".

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News Comments > Competitions
1. Will she be naked? Aug 30, 2001, 11:31 theAntiELVIS
 
Can't see the point otherwise...

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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Totally Unreal
7. Re: No subject Aug 30, 2001, 08:01 theAntiELVIS
 
No - Valve fills that role - without Valve to complain about, my life would be meaningless.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Totally Unreal
1. Translation Aug 29, 2001, 20:16 theAntiELVIS
 
New box - same old shit - promos that run before you install.

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News Comments > Miller on the Pain of Max's Prose
11. Read this Aug 29, 2001, 15:57 theAntiELVIS
 
I usually don't pimp myself here, but for some extended comment on this see:

http://www.gracelessland.com/CGI-BIN/g2000.exe/rev?rev_maxpayne.txt

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Interplay Fights Back
1. *sigh* Aug 28, 2001, 13:43 theAntiELVIS
 
Remember the days of "Me and my friend made this cool game!"

Now it's Corporation Wars. Let's all start playing checkers again.

-tAE-

 
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