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Real Name theAntiELVIS   
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Description Evil avatar of an ex-dead rock God
Homepage http://gracelessland.wordpreess.com
Signed On Aug 24, 1999, 00:12
Total Comments 514 (Apprentice)
User ID 473
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. It's a cat, man Jul 21, 2002, 11:22 theAntiELVIS
 
No thoughts went through it's "mind".

I refer you to the old B. Kliban cartoon with two panels. The first is titled "What dogs hear":

"mumble mumble mumble SPOT mumble mumble mumble SPOT mumble mumble"

And the second is titled "What cats hear":

"mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble"

Was there pepper on these burgers?

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
8. Squash them Jul 19, 2002, 11:26 theAntiELVIS
 
It's just more fun than spray.

I really enjoy spider hunting. There's nothing I like better than when some really big spider invades my space. They hang-out up near the juncture of the wall an cieling, and I stalk them waiting for them to come down just enough for me to slaughter them like the vermin they are.

We are the superior life form. Death to the inferior ones!

-tAE-

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
30. You are witnessing the downfall Jul 16, 2002, 23:45 theAntiELVIS
 
Of Western Civilization.

It wasn't the bomb.

It wasn't the economy.

It wasn't disease.

Paranoia did us in. We are trading liberty for security, and we aren't going to actually have either.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Fellowship of the Ring Preview
8. So it's the same... Jul 16, 2002, 23:40 theAntiELVIS
 
...only different.

Let's see - what kind of "license" might they take? Well, since games are a mere shadow of movies as a story-telling vehicle, and movies are a mere shadow of books, I'd say...

TOO MUCH!?!

How lame. If you want to play a game based on LotR, play ANY FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING GAME EVER MADE! Because that's what they all are.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > MoH:AA Beta Linux Server
1. Why bother? Jul 15, 2002, 12:37 theAntiELVIS
 
That's it.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
8. "I'm not gonna make it...I'm so cold" Jul 15, 2002, 12:34 theAntiELVIS
 
PH is an excellent movie to play "Count The Cliches" with.

They should have cut everything except the actual attack, which was great.

Too long. Too stupid. Too Affleck-ted with every old war movie cliche in existence. I kept waiting for the stuttering guy to get a letter from home, and then die thirty seconds later. I'll bet that one was in the script and got cut only because the sound was bad or something.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. RE Pictures of Hudson Jul 14, 2002, 18:45 theAntiELVIS
 
For God's sake please noooooooooooooo!

Only if she's playing SoF2 at the time! And winning!

Remember Kitty Porn!!! We will have to start a counter-movement!

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. RE Number 13 Jul 14, 2002, 17:32 theAntiELVIS
 
I didn't post that anonymously.

Weird.

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Broken and missing Jul 13, 2002, 12:44 theAntiELVIS
 
My faith in mankind is broken.

My desire to exemplify the positive nature of the human heart is missing.

Does this count?

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Platoon Movie & Movie License
3. Monte Cristo? Jul 11, 2002, 00:08 theAntiELVIS
 
They named their company after a sandwich?

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Priest Unveiled
6. I'm fairly certain... Jul 9, 2002, 23:19 theAntiELVIS
 
...that earlier posts must have been pulled for this, but, damn Blue, you know I have to do it:

How many points for molesting little kids?

Okay, you can delete it now. But you have no idea how much pent-up comedic pressure that just released!

-tAE-

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Which 500,000? Jul 8, 2002, 10:00 theAntiELVIS
 
I'll bet I'm not one of them. I'll bet you aren't, either.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Wow, talk about overkill Jul 5, 2002, 11:22 theAntiELVIS
 
I hope you used a coring bit for that. I myself have found the perfect tool for removing those pesky doorknobs.

The telephone - I call a locksmith.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > WarCraft III Patch
6. A good sign Jul 2, 2002, 20:58 theAntiELVIS
 
I take it some posts were removed

This can be seen two ways. First that the game has been done for a while, but Blizzard is still hard at work even though it's been QA'd and signed-off.

Or, two, even though it's been in development for about 50 years, they're still releasing it before it's done.

Guess which one I think it is...

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
20. The dog-proof fence Jul 2, 2002, 18:51 theAntiELVIS
 
You dig a trench along the fence line about two feet deep. Lay-in concrete. Build the fence on top of that.

Worked when I was a kid. It kept the dogs and ME in the yard.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
19. Oh, man Jul 1, 2002, 22:39 theAntiELVIS
 
I'm personally responsible for the extinction of several species.

I need 5.7 planets to live on.

And, worst of all, I've just been subjected to fanatical environmentalist psuedo-science.

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Vietcong Unveiled
33. GoD? Jun 25, 2002, 16:29 theAntiELVIS
 
I thought they went out of the game biz and into streaming video or something like that?

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Gladiators Preview
1. Scraps Humps Your Leg Jun 20, 2002, 22:08 theAntiELVIS
 
If he comes, you get 10 points

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Thong Stupidity Jun 20, 2002, 12:23 theAntiELVIS
 
She was "demoted" to a teaching position.

Do we really want someone this intensely stupid teaching?

-tAE-

 
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News Comments > Two Towers PC Bound?
5. Nope Jun 11, 2002, 17:37 theAntiELVIS
 
Ritual never said it was "The Two Towers" - just a LotR title.

-tAE-

 
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