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Signed On Mar 30, 2008, 20:08
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News Comments > Metro Redux Announced
4. Re: Metro Redux Announced May 22, 2014, 19:36 Longswd
 
I didn't get very into Last Light before hitting the areas that require you to run about full tilt under the mask filter countdown.

Being an explorer/completionist I detest, utterly detest, games that force an arbitrary time limit on you. After hitting that large outdoor area, I uninstalled in disgust.

 
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
8. Re: Morning Metaverse May 7, 2014, 14:47 Longswd
 
He looks ready to snap up a passing fly (or maybe one of your children).



 
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News Comments > CCP's Project Legion Announced
7. Re: CCP's Project Legion Announced May 3, 2014, 03:10 Longswd
 
jdreyer wrote on May 2, 2014, 19:59:
Shorter CCP: We have gobs of money and there's nothing to spend it on in Iceland except making more games.

They could use the money to plant trees. Oh wait...

 
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News Comments > Mad Max Delayed to Next Year; New Trailer
3. Re: Mad Max Delayed to Next Year; New Trailer Apr 26, 2014, 00:28 Longswd
 
I'm guessing Mel Gibson isn't doing any voice acting for this, seeing as he's completely toxic since his self elevation to the asshole hall of fame.

 
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News Comments > 75 More Steam Greenlights
7. Re: 75 More Steam Greenlights Apr 18, 2014, 00:10 Longswd
 
There was a time not so long ago when being a green-lit game meant something, i.e. it was probably worth a look at least. Now, they just shovel crap and it drives the few good things right down off the front page. I stopped checking Steam new releases about 2 months ago because of this.

It's obvious there is no real vetting going on at this point, some pretty terrible stuff is getting through.
 
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News Comments > Defiance DLC Adds $77 Gun Kit
7. Re: Defiance DLC Adds $77 Gun Kit Mar 12, 2014, 13:17 Longswd
 
I uninstalled it last night actually. They are apparently entirely focused on puking out their season pass DLC obligations and doing nothing at all to fix the base game, which has serious and multitudinous issues.

I love the action oriented combat but every other aspect of the game ranges from mediocre to downright broken.

 
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News Comments > East vs. West Cancelled; Knocked
7. Re: East vs. West Cancelled; Knocked Mar 9, 2014, 22:35 Longswd
 
KilrathiAce wrote on Mar 9, 2014, 21:33:
They say 250k euro budget and they had 4 years to deliver the product, how many people were working on this for 4 years? I hope they had other jobs because 250k budget for number of people for 4 years be very low to survive on, not to mention actually develop a game.

That's what I was thinking as well. That's even before factoring in overhead like rent, utilities, hardware, software, (cheap) hookers and blow.
 
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News Comments > Sunday Safety Dance
4. Re: Sunday Safety Dance Mar 3, 2014, 06:15 Longswd
 
Just 48% of RSA attendees surveyed think NSA overstepped boundaries.

The reason this seems low is because the majority whom felt strongly enough about it, actually boycotted the whole conference and thus where not present to be polled.
 
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News Comments > Blizzard Confirms Paid WoW Leveling
22. Re: Blizzard Confirms Paid WoW Leveling Feb 26, 2014, 02:01 Longswd
 
They really have just become parodies of themselves at this point.

 
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
3. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Feb 7, 2014, 21:32 Longswd
 
He didn't "choose" to flee to Russia, the US stranded him there when it yanked his passport. I wish people would get that right. Repeating that crap only serves the government narrative.

 
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News Comments > 7 Days to Die Facelift; Sale
7. Re: 7 Days to Die Facelift; Sale Feb 7, 2014, 21:10 Longswd
 
Cutter wrote on Feb 7, 2014, 18:10:
$35 for an unknown alpha game? Lol smoke some more crack.

It's hardly unknown, except perhaps to yourself. I do think $35 is too much for an alpha which is why I haven't bought it yet. $24 on sale now, that's a little more like it. As an investment for the completed game, $24 seems like a decent entry point.
 
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
2. Re: EA and YouTube producers broke FTC rules with Battlefield 4 promotion. Jan 24, 2014, 21:12 Longswd
 
EA and YouTube producers broke FTC rules with Battlefield 4 promotion.

FRANKIEonPC and JackFrags, both secretly shilled for EA. Two of my favorite tubers. That's a damn shame because I don't feel I can trust anything they say now and consequently, I can no longer watch them.

Fuck me, that's really disappointing


 
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News Comments > The Elder Scrolls Online Voice Cast
20. Re: The Elder Scrolls Online Voice Cast Jan 24, 2014, 01:01 Longswd
 
I too would like to see better variety as opposed to a (perceived) better quality.

Do they not have colleges near their recording studio? Do those colleges not have drama courses? A few flyers and local ads could go a long ways here. This would also have the added good karma of sending some money the way of people who actually need it as well.

 
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News Comments > Saturday Legal Briefs
10. Re: Saturday Legal Briefs Dec 28, 2013, 19:08 Longswd
 
Bought and paid for judge, the only question is what currency he's being paid in.

 
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News Comments > Saturday Safety Dance
2. Re: Saturday Safety Dance Dec 28, 2013, 19:03 Longswd
 
This Popular Flashlight App Has Been Secretly Sharing Your Location And Device ID.

If they received any kind of fine out of it, I sure didn't see it and I skimmed through the judgement .pdf as well.

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
30. Re: Into the Black Dec 23, 2013, 19:47 Longswd
 
David Suzuki speaks about overpopulation

As right as he is in this clip, still he is horribly wrong. He focuses on treating the symptoms of the disease and not the disease itself. His solution would only accelerate the problem.

The disease is overpopulation, the symptom is the resultant hunger/famine. The cure is one child per couple till the population falls to a sustainable level and is stabilized.

Of course, you will never see any scientist with a nice position say that as messing with peoples reproductive capability is a serious taboo subject. The die-back when it occurs, is going to be a thing of horror.
 
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News Comments > DC Universe Online Luring Back Legendary Members
2. Re: Names... Dec 18, 2013, 19:56 Longswd
 
Yeah, I don't understand why any newer MMO would launch without a name@account format. Not only does it get you the name you want, it also allows to /ignore an entire account so you don't have to deal with alt spam.

To launch without that feature is a big mistake nowadays.
 
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News Comments > Rise of the Wang
3. Re: Rise of the Wang Dec 18, 2013, 19:50 Longswd
 
This should bring out the politically correct bleeding hearts and drive them into a hair rending, shrieking frenzy.

I can't wait
 
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News Comments > EA Hackathon Concerns
2. Re: EA Hackathon Concerns Dec 17, 2013, 18:24 Longswd
 
They just can't help not being evil, can they? When your business's legal department has more authority than the PR department, an EA is the result. No common sense whatsoever.


 
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News Comments > DayZ Early Access
46. Re: DayZ Early Access Dec 16, 2013, 23:26 Longswd
 
Prez wrote on Dec 16, 2013, 21:37:
A Rogue-like where ganking newbs is the raison d'etre? Count me out!

On the subject of early access, I hear what the naysayers are saying but personally I think it's a great thing. What would make it even better though is if the first 24 hours were free, so you could decide if the game is in a state you are willing to pay for now or would rather hold off until release (or just avoid it completely, if you decide it's not for you).

Two reasons that wouldn't fly. The available server(s) would likely be overloaded into uselessness with no purchasing barrier in place and I doubt Valve would be willing to foot the bandwidth bill for those free client distros w/o receiving compensation.

 
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