Redwood City, CA (June 8, 2007)-When I went to the bathroom into a toilet in the morning after waking I saw Lara limerberly navigating my mountainous and cavernuos bacteria bombs. She lassoed a piece of undigested material and tried to swing from it to a precipitous piece of matter. Most unfortunately the matter dislodged and she sunk into the drain as I flushed last night dinner into an undisclosed location. This was not reality. It was in fact Tomb Raider: Anniversary, a contagious comeback for the cantankerous crap-climbing Croft!