The original Crow is a near perfect film and should never be remade. That new one looks fucking awful. No one can top Brandon Lee's performance, and the rest of the cast? Michael Wincott is fucking amazing in everything he does and was perfect as Top Dollar - "Well, let's have a moment of introspective silence for dear ol' Tintin." *snort!* Ernie Hudson also fucking amazing in that film. David Patrick Kelly as T-Bird? The same. Jon Polito? Always amazing.
Top Dollar: "Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death."
Aww, poor chemical cat. I hope he died quickly.
Holy fuck! Why is it such an absurd chore to put a Tesla in reverse? They seriously couldn't just come up with a stickshift or even an analog toggle or button or something?!
A lot of math teachers are good at math but shitty at teaching. Mine all sucked. Christ, I remember when we started algebra and the teacher simply could not explain in any way that any of us understood what the actual fuck a variable was. We had to get our English teacher to explain it to us. And kids are in school 8 hours a day, they shouldn't get any homework to begin with. Learn what you need to in class and let your brain decompress afterward. I saw a new article on this last year. A new experimental high school that started at 11AM and ran until 7, and there was no homework. The students excelled massively. Like doing 3 to 4 times better on average. I always hated getting up early for school. And I mean HATE. And I always found that my brain didn't get going until about 11am. My first two classes of the day were a total writeoff as I'd still be half asleep. 11-7 is fucking civilized. No shit you'd do way better with those sorts of hours.
Cool, so now science has proven men should be inactive slobs or risk getting ALS. 'Sorry honey, I can't clean out the garage or I might get ALS.'
That Empire film looks bonkers, and pretty funny.
That Savage Chickens is a good one. Hah!
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