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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Delta Force: Angel Falls Details
7. No subject Sep 20, 2008, 17:59 CJ_Parker
This better have some awesome gameplay because the visuals are 1999 type of shitty. Might not be voxels but it still looks like ass.  
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News Comments > Crysis Warhead 64-bit Status
31. Re: 64bit Sep 19, 2008, 20:01 CJ_Parker
I don't know about you, but when I want to improve my video quality, the first thing I reach for is a fucking bios update. What a fucking tool.

Please tell me that was irony, dude. Please. Or I'm going to lose the last bit of faith I had in mankind.

Seriously, if anyone said that they update their BIOS to improve performance or crap like that, fine, but image quality? Come the fuck on. That's like attempting to pimp the speed of your car by putting on a different bumper sticker and claiming it helped in making your car faster.
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News Comments > Legal Briefs
2. Re: Activision Blizzard Sep 19, 2008, 19:55 CJ_Parker
Dont they know that shit like that is not only extreemly unpopular, its downright stupid?

Nope. What they do know though is that people like you are pissing their pants in fear of getting caught because mommy would come down to your basement and spank the living fuck out of you if she found out.
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News Comments > Crysis Warhead 64-bit Status
29. Re: 64bit Sep 19, 2008, 19:32 CJ_Parker
What am I missing? I am playing it fine on Win Vista x64 with Sp1?

The question isn't what you are missing. The question is which village is missing their idiot.

Bios update did the trick on the new board so image quality is back to what it should be..

The image quality improved due to a BIOS update? WTF? Are you nuts? Do you even know what a fucking BIOS even is?

Man... this thread is full of funnies. I could have hours of fun quoting stupid shit from posts in this thread but why bother? The same tards will post the same 'tarded shit in the next thread anyway.
Oh well, go right ahead and keep on living your pathetic lives in dumbness. It's all good. The world is less painful when you're dumb anyway. Thou are blessed ones indeed .

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News Comments > King's Bounty Demo; US Date
11. Re: No subject Sep 15, 2008, 17:52 CJ_Parker
So... can everyone actually STFU with the StarForce whining for a sec and instead focus on what actually fucking matters which would happen to be: Is this demo StarForce protected, yes or no?

You stupid clowns, man. One tard mentions StarForce and all of a sudden every dumbass and their even dumberass dawgz goes off throwing a hissy fit without even questioning whether the tard's suspicion actually has any relevance or not. Jeez. Retarded much, folks?

Just to make sure, let me spell it out for you once again all clearly and shit... DOES THIS FUCKER COME WITH STARFORCE OR NOT???

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News Comments > Warhammer Online Beta Opens
11. Re: No subject Sep 7, 2008, 14:48 CJ_Parker
...but they're at a much higher resolution than WoW...

WTF?!? You, Sir, are one giant waste of your daddy's cum! WoW > ALL!! W0W pwns WAR's a$$ 365 24/7 4 teh next 1337 years! Ya got that, b!tch?
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News Comments > Xbox 360 RROD Explained
3. Re: Hah! Sep 7, 2008, 14:41 CJ_Parker
They do have a point tho. Any old retard can write up that shit based on some Internet research. Well, and making up some anonymous quotes is the easiest part of it all.
If this Takahashi clown really wants to impress someone like me he needs to come up with a detailed technical analysis of which components fail why, when, where, how often and how they are inherently flawed but what would be the point even of that? There wouldn't be a point to it at all since Microsoft has already publicly admitted that they have a reliability problem (which is why they extended the warranty costing them north of $1 bn).
It's totally lame, pointless, unnecessary and boring to regurgitate the same old crap over and over again.
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News Comments > Op Ed
3. No subject Sep 4, 2008, 06:54 CJ_Parker
Yawn. That stupid clown sounds just like your average pro-piracy Blue's News tard. He's just a little more eloquent and got his grammar straight. Otherwise he's the same type of dumbfuck that is prevalent 'round these pastures here.

Of course, piracy is noooo problem at all. Let's just insert our fingers in our ears and go "lalala" while the PC video game market continues its recession against the general upward trend of the whole video game market and against the trend of a growing install base. Ignoring the problem will help a lot in stopping the downwards spiral. Thanks to this GamesIndustry ass-clown we're yet one step closer to the bottom.
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News Comments > On Star Wars Games
20. Re: Classic Sep 3, 2008, 18:02 CJ_Parker
SWG wasn't good before the NGE either...

Very true dat. Still it's kinda ironic that they dropped the NGE bomb on the game when for the first time since the game's launch in June 2003 things finally started pointing at least ever so slightly upwards.
The CU (combat upgrade) that went live in April 2005 and that inevitably (cuz of SOE at the wheel) at first fucked everything up properly had finally reached a somewhat acceptable level of polish and then *BOOM* the NGE hit in November 2005 fucking everything up again but this time beyond any recognition or hope of repair.

Anyway, rating SWG in all its different incarnations would definitely be like rating piles of shit by their smell. It's pointless. It always was and it still is shit and it will always be shit, too, because they lack the talent (and now after the mass exodus also the funds) to ever do this game justice.
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News Comments > Day-of Game Deliveries
19. Re: No subject Aug 25, 2008, 19:17 CJ_Parker
I can only speak for but the whole "why not in Europe?" whining is a moot point for Germany because pretty much always ships games so people get them on (German) release day which is usually the Friday after the Tuesday that games ship in the US (meaning we get our games with a three day delay in most cases).
I do visit a fair amount of German gaming forums and I can not recall too many complaints from people who ordered games from and got their games late. It's usually people's own fault like not being at home when the delivery dude shows up or a delayed payment when they don't get the game on release day.
In many cases even unintentionally breaks the street date because they ship on Wednesday and a lot of people get their game the next day even without express shipment. Germany is a relatively small country so overnight shipping is often times the norm rather than the exception unless you live in a really remote, rural area.

That's why this kind of service wouldn't even make sense for since you'd be paying for something that happens 90%+ of the time anyway.
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News Comments > Nordic Games Formed; Wants to be "IKEA" of Games
11. Re: Uh huh Aug 22, 2008, 15:00 CJ_Parker
IKEA of gaming. What a fucking retarded analogy. So they are going to ship their games broken up in modules on several DVDs and the customer then needs to figure out by themselves in which order they need to compile the modules for the finished product? Sounds like a great idea. And do you get a DIY patch construction set, too? Yes? Wow. Sounding better and better. I can't wait.

These Nordic dumbfucks might want to consider what the real IKEA philosophy is about which is that you get relatively good prices on fairly good quality furniture in exchange for surrendering convenience and service as you need to bring a strong willingness and ability to DIY with you. That's what IKEA is about. It's all about the DIY.
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News Comments > UK Anti-Piracy Campaign
52. Re: No subject Aug 20, 2008, 15:05 CJ_Parker
I present to the court exhibit A on why the defendant, CJ_Parker, should be castrated immediately to prevent possibly passing on fucktardedness to any offspring he might have, assuming he ever get's laid.

ROFL... man, I almost fell outta my chair laughing at that one. Thanks for the entertainment!
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News Comments > ANNO 1404 Announced, Movie
4. Re: No subject Aug 20, 2008, 14:45 CJ_Parker
What does ANNO stand for exactly?

You didn't really just ask that, did you? I sincerely hope (for you) that you are still in elementary school because any higher level of education and not knowing what "anno" stands for would be outright scary as fuck. Honestly.

Anyway, as Blue pointed out it's Latin. The original noun form is "annum" (= the year). "Anno" is the ablative form and translated means "in the year". You might have heard the phrase "anno domini" (in the year of the lord). The international versions of the Anno games have been named after that common phrase (1602 A.D., 1701 A.D. etc.) while the German version is just Anno 1602, Anno 1701 etc.

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News Comments > UK Anti-Piracy Campaign
11. Re: No subject Aug 20, 2008, 10:00 CJ_Parker
Would you care to provide some examples Parker?

You mentioned Germany? Links? Quotes?

Ummm... nope. How about me not doing the work for you? If you doubt what I said then feel free to dig up evidence that proves me wrong but since I live in Germany and know a thing or two about how the law works over here, you're just going to have to believe me. For example, no one in their right mind here in Germany is still using p2p programs (like eMule) for file sharing since traffic is being tracked by industry law firms 24/7.

Oh and while you are at it Parker why dont you give a call to that unemployed single mother being accused of file sharing, and tell her she is a skank whore and that she will rot in prison for file sharing, and that her kids will starve, since that sort of thing gets you off so much.

Sure. Will do. Got the fucking filthy thieving whore's phone number by chance?
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News Comments > UK Anti-Piracy Campaign
8. Re: No subject Aug 20, 2008, 09:30 CJ_Parker
Not only is this completely without precedent in European law at least its....

You are (once again, if I may add) completely wrong. Thousands upon thousands of file sharers in European countries such as Germany (where the law allows that the ISP helps track down law offenders) have gotten very similar letters (cease and desist kind of letters with a warning notice and a fine that you needed to pay to escape further prosecution). This is by far not the first time something like this is happening. Other publishers (and music labels, too) are well known for tracking down pirates in countries such as Germany.

How they mean to prove that these people are pirates is also beyond me, unless ISPs have been (illegally) providing P2P information to said private companies.

Thinking is not one of your strengths is it? *sigh*
OK, the way it works is that the parties (the private companies) go to an attorney and sue for damages/penalty. The attorney then needs to find out who the offenders are. The only way to find out is via the ISP since all they (the suing parties) have is a list of IPs. Now, if the initial suspicion that the person behind the IP is indeed a perp is strong enough then the ISP must surrender the customer data. Whether the initial suspicion is strong enough is usually decided upon on a case by case basis. What usually plays a role here is the volume of (copyrighted) data that has been transferred or exchanged and/or the number of files on offer and the duration for which the person has been using p2p (or other) networks to exchange copyrighted material with others.
Totally normal procedure in certain countries and not "OMFG!!!???!! this is without preshuuhhdense!!111". Clown.

Jesus christ, what a fucked up world we live in.

You got that right, champ. A simple look in the mirror coulda told you so.
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News Comments > UK Anti-Piracy Campaign
3. No subject Aug 20, 2008, 09:09 CJ_Parker
Right on. This is a step in the right direction though I wish they'd take it a step further and like in Muslim countries start chopping off body limbs (preferably genitals if the subject is male) for this shit. The practical problem that pirates usually have micro penises can hopefully be overcome by the use of nanotech.
Come on, ya pussy Brits. Do it right and let's have public mass castrations! That'd be fun! I'd even join a pay-per-view or subscription channel for that kinda entertainment .
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News Comments > Far Cry 2 in "Only Two Months"
51. Re: ... Aug 19, 2008, 14:16 CJ_Parker
Well for a good while now the industry has been unable to get away with a shitty game. In other words word of mouth is stronger than marketing and pre-release hype.

Complete and utter bullshit. Get a fucking clue, please. It's easy, too. To get a fucking clue that is. Just check out the top 10 best selling games for each week. There's always fucktons of shitty games on there.
What games sell is determined by marketing for the vast majority of games. There is a very small minority of very far and few between cases when a low key game all of a sudden rises from the bottom to the top because of word of mouth.
You got it all wrong. Now go sit in a corner and weep. kthx.
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News Comments > Dragon Age Toolset Plans
9. Re: oh snap Aug 17, 2008, 20:06 CJ_Parker
Beyond that.. you must be a kid cause you should know when it comes to bioware.. their games don't always look 'top of the line' but the gameplay is better then any other game out there.. at least their PC games are.

Ummm... fanboi much? It doesn't surprise me that the quality of games is sinking lower and lower with attitudes of simpletons like you who think that the generic crap that BioWare keeps pumping out is the pinnacle of gaming.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: No subject Aug 17, 2008, 16:23 CJ_Parker
It's "dessert", not "desert" by the way.  
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News Comments > Crysis Warhead Next Month
31. Re: ... Aug 13, 2008, 18:44 CJ_Parker
And I have a decent computer (C2D@3.4GHz, 6GB RAM...

6GB RAM? WTF?!? Are you retarded? Ever heard of dual channel which has only been around for -what- five years or so??? "Decent computer" and 6GB of RAM.... HAHAHAHAHAAAA... that was a good one, man .
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